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Tweak says, "I drive a sparkly blue Prius!"

Cpt. Jake Jensen (analstuff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-08-13 15:09:00

Entry tags:

daisy johnson / quake (mcu), grant ward (mcu), jake jensen, kara palamas, mary jane watson (earth-65), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Holy shit dinosaurs. I'm gonna need a gun bigger than my torso and about ten people who taste better than me to all sit near me right now. Some beefy, slow types. Help a bro out here. My survival is good for the human race.

And what the fuck, how much did I drink last night and who are all of you and what was with the white room and the chick in it who didn't tell me squat about the answers to any of that?

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	thejackpot 2015-08-14 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever you say there, old timer. Want to tell me a story about how the kids in my generation take things for granted and nothing's as good as it used to be? I don't want to make you jealous, but all my adult teeth are present and accounted for. I know you probably miss having your own. Dentures and all that nonsense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, pipsqueak, you should probably try this schtick on that guy up there who stole my face and thinks he banged my grandma. Seems to be older. I'll give you that, but only because three of mine are fake from a punching. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	He's not the one calling me pipsqueak. He could also be crazy. So, your face can take a hit. That's good to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty sure he is, but still. It's not my fault you look like you should be in middle school circling boybanders names in your diary. My face can take a lot of hits. It doesn't like to. It's not the kind of face someone should want to hurt. The world is better with my face unsullied. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-14 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	And you want me to go call a crazy person names? No thanks. I have a music career to either save or get off the ground. Really? Because you seem like the type that would get hit a lot. Like. Your face is a fist magnet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	You have a tiny chick band don't you? That's adorable. Are you the drummer? Look I don't want to discourage your tiny dreams or anything but there's dinosaurs outside so the career should maybe not be priority one. You can worry about playing prom when you get home. You're not wrong, but that doesn't make it right. I blame people's rampant jealousy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-15 12:59 am UTC (link)
	No, that's Gwen. This is just a temporary inconvenience. Right, right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 01:23 am UTC (link)
	So guitar? Or are you the angry chick lead singer? Do you wear combat boots? Sure, but its got dinosaurs in it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-15 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Both. Why are you so interested in my footwear? Dinosaurs had feathers. These are just... giant lizards. Man-eating lizards but lizards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 01:55 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. It's cute? Like angry tiny middle school girls in rock bands with big boots. My niece likes to kick people's shins on the soccer field so that will probably be her in like five years. Once she's over the bubblegum thing. Okay I don't care what science says, dinos had no feathers. Dinos had scales and teeth and were badasses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-15 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Good for her. I still kick people in the shins... and I'm a college student. I'm sorry you can't accept scientific fact. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 02:15 am UTC (link)
	So did you skip a lot of grades? I accept badassery facts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-15 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah. I'm a regular girl genius on top of being an angry girl singer. They can have feathers and still be badass. Just because something's feathery doesn't mean it's not deadly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Rock star genius. If you're a superhero, you'll sound like a comic book. It COULD be but they AREN'T. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-15 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Sadly, I'm not Spider-Woman. Just plain old, ordinary Mary-Jane. They are. Just accept it and move on with your life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 04:20 am UTC (link)
	No one likes spiders anyway. No. No one likes a bossy 12 year old either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-15 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, she's trouble. So I'm 12 now? I thought I was 5. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 05:05 am UTC (link)
	You got upgraded. 5 year olds aren't great with a guitar usually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-15 05:20 am UTC (link)
	I could be a child prodigy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Now you want the downgrade? Are you worried about living up to the stress of 12 year old college life? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-15 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Yes, that's it exactly. I'd rather deal with the stress of 5 year old college life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	They let you use the big crayons in five year old college. Don't sweat it. You've got tiny hands, the big crayons will seem big still. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thejackpot 2015-08-15 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	For an old man you sure do know a lot about five year old college. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	I graduated top in my class. Advanced placement four year old. I kicked everyone's little ass. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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