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Cpt. Jake Jensen ([info]analstuff) wrote in [info]jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-08-13 15:09:00

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Entry tags:daisy johnson / quake (mcu), grant ward (mcu), jake jensen, kara palamas, mary jane watson (earth-65), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Holy shit dinosaurs. I'm gonna need a gun bigger than my torso and about ten people who taste better than me to all sit near me right now. Some beefy, slow types. Help a bro out here. My survival is good for the human race.

And what the fuck, how much did I drink last night and who are all of you and what was with the white room and the chick in it who didn't tell me squat about the answers to any of that?


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[info]thejackpot
2015-08-15 02:32 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah. I'm a regular girl genius on top of being an angry girl singer.

They can have feathers and still be badass. Just because something's feathery doesn't mean it's not deadly.

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[info]analstuff
2015-08-15 02:37 am UTC (link)
Rock star genius. If you're a superhero, you'll sound like a comic book.

It COULD be but they AREN'T.

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[info]thejackpot
2015-08-15 04:05 am UTC (link)
Sadly, I'm not Spider-Woman. Just plain old, ordinary Mary-Jane.

They are. Just accept it and move on with your life.

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[info]analstuff
2015-08-15 04:20 am UTC (link)
No one likes spiders anyway.

No. No one likes a bossy 12 year old either.

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[info]thejackpot
2015-08-15 04:53 am UTC (link)
Yeah, she's trouble.

So I'm 12 now? I thought I was 5.

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[info]analstuff
2015-08-15 05:05 am UTC (link)
You got upgraded. 5 year olds aren't great with a guitar usually.

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[info]thejackpot
2015-08-15 05:20 am UTC (link)
I could be a child prodigy.

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[info]analstuff
2015-08-15 05:24 am UTC (link)
Now you want the downgrade? Are you worried about living up to the stress of 12 year old college life?

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[info]thejackpot
2015-08-15 05:30 am UTC (link)
Yes, that's it exactly. I'd rather deal with the stress of 5 year old college life.

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[info]analstuff
2015-08-15 08:41 pm UTC (link)
They let you use the big crayons in five year old college. Don't sweat it. You've got tiny hands, the big crayons will seem big still.

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[info]thejackpot
2015-08-15 10:57 pm UTC (link)
For an old man you sure do know a lot about five year old college.

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[info]analstuff
2015-08-15 11:28 pm UTC (link)
I graduated top in my class. Advanced placement four year old. I kicked everyone's little ass.

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