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Cpt. Jake Jensen (analstuff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-08-13 15:09:00

Entry tags:

daisy johnson / quake (mcu), grant ward (mcu), jake jensen, kara palamas, mary jane watson (earth-65), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Holy shit dinosaurs. I'm gonna need a gun bigger than my torso and about ten people who taste better than me to all sit near me right now. Some beefy, slow types. Help a bro out here. My survival is good for the human race.

And what the fuck, how much did I drink last night and who are all of you and what was with the white room and the chick in it who didn't tell me squat about the answers to any of that?

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	survives 2015-08-14 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	Vending machines? How's that work, exactly? There's a bar in town, if it helps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

analstuff
2015-08-14 12:47 pm UTC (link)

It's a tech guy thing. Tech guys usually sit on their asses all day with people yelling at them to fix their computers after they jacked it up downloading nine hundred hours of fetish porn. So they never get to go to lunch and they just hit the vending machines. So they're usually soft, squishy, and slow. And that's where you find them. I am a rare breed of hardy tech monkey. I'm a unicorn. I won't want to, but I'll sacrifice my squishy brothers to the cause of me not getting dino chomped.

That always helps.

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	survives 2015-08-14 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	You're not a unicorn. Rare, perhaps, but certainly not mythic. I know more than a few hardy tech monkeys. And I'm sure there's more suitable targets around here to sacrifice than doughy keyboard jockies. Though, I guess all of the fat would make the dinos logy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	I'm mythic and epic man, you don't know. But if there's a few others, they can be mythic, epic unicorns with me. I'm not a selfish guy, I'll share the special. More suitable targets, huh? Like what? Or who? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'll let you know if the ones I recognize show up. Anyone who could prove to be a distraction for longer than just a meat roadblock. Gymnasts, trained marital artists, people who happen to be really fast. Things like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Sure. And who are you? Not that I don't trust the first guy who tells me who to get eaten, but I don't trust the first guy who tells me who to get eaten. Unless he's Clay, because then you just kind of go with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Grant Ward. And I can't blame you for that. Don't trust the guy is about all the quantification I need to be suspicious. And I'm guessing Clay is... the guy giving orders? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Jake Jensen. And never trust the guy, the guy's always up to something. Usually. Well more like barking. And not here, it looks like. He'll try as soon as he shows up probably. I don't know if it'd work on the dinos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	The guy always has ulterior motives. Even when he's your best friend, he's planning something dubious. It probably won't. But I know those types. They'd still give it a damn good try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	That's the guy for you. Always shifty. Needs watching. That's why god invented unsecured networks. Not gonna lie, I'd kind of like to watch him bark at a t-rex. I don't want him chomped, but that'd be fun to watch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	The guy never is all that great at covering his tracks online. Computer skills, not one of the things that they tend to teach field operatives. As long as he didn't try and do it on his own, he'd probably make it back in one piece. If there was just one of that, that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Like I said, we're unicorns. Lethal all places. At the keyboard, in the field, between the sheets, on the dance floor. I'd say I should be cloned, but looks like someone covered that. He's too stubborn to die down someone's gullet anyway, he'd just chew his way out and come back twice as mad and smelling worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, yes, the Captain. Pretty sure his personality isn't nearly as sparkling, though. Much more dour and serious. But you know how The Greatest Generation can be. Wow. That... is not a pleasant mental picture. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	You know him? I sparkle like a fucking discoball. It's what everyone says about me. I don't know, kind of funny from where I'm looking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	I know of him. Most people where I'm from do. It's hard to not know of a national icon. But you're already more impressive, by a long shot. I guess it's different when it's someone you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	So is the Captain deal real or is he just copping the title and didn't earn it like the rest of us? It's nice to see someone appreciate it. I'm underappreciated in my time, like all great artists. Or I might just have had a lot of caffeine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	He did serve, but his rank is more symbolic than legitimate anymore. And I'm sure you are. Most people do have trouble acknowledging those who actually do the work. Or both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Symbolic my ass. Doesn't count if you didn't get dragged to get it. And that's the truth. Also possible. So bar. You should show me and have drinks and tell me about fake me and dinoland. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	I would except the proprietor and I aren't on the best of terms. You know how it goes. Secondary betrayals and torture and attempted murder. All of the sundry complications that can create bad feelings between two people who aren't otherwise well acquainted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, buddy, no idea what that means. But I got "no go in bar" out of it. Torture sucks a fat one though. Were you holding the knife or under it? And would the answer change depending on who I asked? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 12:08 am UTC (link)
	If we're going to get technical, it was needles, not a knife, and I wasn't really holding them as much as inserting them. They stayed pretty well on their own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Okay. Context might be good, because you're coming off a little Hannibal Lecter man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Intelligence work. I was trying to provoke a response in someone who had sufficient torture resistance training. If she had just cooperated, I wouldn't have had to take such extreme measures. Not that they worked, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Got it. Still creepy, but I've seen that kind of creepy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 12:55 am UTC (link)
	There were likely better ways that I could have gone about it, but I was also running on emotions at the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)