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Tweak says, "I'm Chuck Bass."

Cpt. Jake Jensen (analstuff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-08-13 15:09:00

Entry tags:

daisy johnson / quake (mcu), grant ward (mcu), jake jensen, kara palamas, mary jane watson (earth-65), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Holy shit dinosaurs. I'm gonna need a gun bigger than my torso and about ten people who taste better than me to all sit near me right now. Some beefy, slow types. Help a bro out here. My survival is good for the human race.

And what the fuck, how much did I drink last night and who are all of you and what was with the white room and the chick in it who didn't tell me squat about the answers to any of that?

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	analstuff 2015-08-14 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	You know him? I sparkle like a fucking discoball. It's what everyone says about me. I don't know, kind of funny from where I'm looking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	I know of him. Most people where I'm from do. It's hard to not know of a national icon. But you're already more impressive, by a long shot. I guess it's different when it's someone you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	So is the Captain deal real or is he just copping the title and didn't earn it like the rest of us? It's nice to see someone appreciate it. I'm underappreciated in my time, like all great artists. Or I might just have had a lot of caffeine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	He did serve, but his rank is more symbolic than legitimate anymore. And I'm sure you are. Most people do have trouble acknowledging those who actually do the work. Or both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Symbolic my ass. Doesn't count if you didn't get dragged to get it. And that's the truth. Also possible. So bar. You should show me and have drinks and tell me about fake me and dinoland. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	I would except the proprietor and I aren't on the best of terms. You know how it goes. Secondary betrayals and torture and attempted murder. All of the sundry complications that can create bad feelings between two people who aren't otherwise well acquainted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, buddy, no idea what that means. But I got "no go in bar" out of it. Torture sucks a fat one though. Were you holding the knife or under it? And would the answer change depending on who I asked? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 12:08 am UTC (link)
	If we're going to get technical, it was needles, not a knife, and I wasn't really holding them as much as inserting them. They stayed pretty well on their own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Okay. Context might be good, because you're coming off a little Hannibal Lecter man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Intelligence work. I was trying to provoke a response in someone who had sufficient torture resistance training. If she had just cooperated, I wouldn't have had to take such extreme measures. Not that they worked, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Got it. Still creepy, but I've seen that kind of creepy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 12:55 am UTC (link)
	There were likely better ways that I could have gone about it, but I was also running on emotions at the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, torture should always be pretty late on the plan scale. It never works anyway. And even if it did, you're the asshole who tortured someone so the victory beer is gonna taste like shame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

survives
2015-08-15 01:30 am UTC (link)

I should have anticipated her shoring up, refusing to do anything but tow the company line, but I am willing to admit, I wasn't thinking particularly straight in the moment. I wanted someone to answer for what had been done, and I was willing to take whatever drastic measures might have provoked that admittance.

It all starts to muddle together if it lingers long enough. The shame, that is. You stop feeling it after awhile.

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analstuff
2015-08-15 01:53 am UTC (link)

Okay, Hannibal Jr. I know it's sexist and we live in a man's world and so forth and so on and Gloria Steinem, but it's just always going to tip you to an extra level of creepy that you keep saying "her" and "she" in there, that's just the world. Unless it's not your world and you live in a vagina-ruled man hating matriarchy of dark elves, then it doesn't make it MORE creepy, just the same level of creepy.

Wanting answers sounds familiar man. But the rest is movie villaining you here.

I'll keep a little shame. Not much, but lil' bit.

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survives
2015-08-15 02:18 am UTC (link)

We had the same training, the same skill level, and the same amount of experience. We were on evenly matched combat footing, and she even managed to get the upperhand for an extended period of time. The creepy factor isn't that high. Had the tables been turned, she would have been doing most of the same things to me that I was doing to her.

Movie villainy might be stretching it.

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	Ward \| Kara knowmyself 2015-08-15 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Grant, you didn't need to go into detail you know. You could have left it vague though I'm sure if you had then someone else would have shared the details with their own spin on things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward \| Kara survives 2015-08-15 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Morse and Hunter would have both been happy to volunteer the 'truth'. I'm sure they probably still will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward \| Kara knowmyself 2015-08-15 02:31 am UTC (link)
	I know, I'm sure the minute they realize they have an opportunity to make it all about them and their pain they will. Never mind our pain and what we've had to endure. I wish they weren't here, that there was no one here who knew us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	analstuff 2015-08-15 02:24 am UTC (link)
	But she's a she. Even if she was flat out crazy bitch evil, she's still she and you are not so needles are going to up your creepy. It's perception science. Maybe, I don't know. Do you have a cat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 02:26 am UTC (link)
	All right. Fair enough. Nope. No cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Them's the rules. Points for no cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)