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Tweak says, "Ridikkulous!"

Tommy Shepherd || Speed (speedier) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-10-24 22:12:00

Entry tags:

april parker / mayhem (earth-982), hope summers, little rock, may parker / spider-woman (earth-982), percy de rolo, ray palmer / the atom, tommy shepherd / speed, vax'ildan

okay yeah. pretty sure i know what's going on and i just asked april who ate the last cupcake and she admitted she did it, and this happened before once. but lemme check. everybody answer this.

1. what's the most goofy embarrassing thing you did when you were a teenager? (or just that you've done if you're still a teenager.)

~~2. who did you lose your virginity to? if you didn't, who would you like to lose it to?~~

2. who did you first voluntarily have sex with? if you haven't had any kind of sex, who would you like to hook up with if you want to sex anyone up?

3. what's the worst tv show you watch and don't tell anyone? (or the worst books you read if you don't watch tv because you're from a place with no tv or you're a pretentious dick.)

4. what's the worst thing you accidentally said to someone you thought was hot, or someone you were impressed by?

5. how many times a day do you have to pee?

6. do you look at dirty fanart of yourself or people you know?

((Edited after the fact to change the second question when Tommy belatedly realized how it could be made to be answered.))

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agentofasgard
2016-10-25 12:10 pm UTC (link)

1. I put glue on mnlojir once before Thor was able to pick it up. So he had to stay in the treasure room all day when he made one of his nine hundred attempts to lift the hammer before he was worthy.

Unfortunately, Sif found him, and the two of them put horse droppings in my bed as revenge.

2. Svaðilfari. Just Google it.

3. I binge on reality TV so I can't pick just one. All of my TV tastes are awful.

4. I've said a lot of horrible things in my life. I'm not sure I could narrow it down to just one thing being the worst. I did tell Sif she looked so much better with black hair when I was the one who destroyed her blonde hair to make her bald and unattractive to my oaf of a brother and then commissioned the new hair from the dwarves so she'd feel indebted to me.

5. The regular amount. I don't really have to but you need to keep up appearances.

6. I make it.

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	speedier 2016-10-25 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	1. okay, but glued to a hammer he can't lift is worth the horseshit. 2. HOLY SHIT THAT'S REAL. DUDE. 3. i can't even answer the rest of this now. 4. too distracted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentofasgard 2016-10-25 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	It was extremely amusing. And Thor's attempts at getting me back were never very creative. Usually I just got punched. Yes. I'm well aware of exactly how real it was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-25 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	yeah, he looks like punch would be the first go-to. okay. wait, dammit. okay i'm editing that question now. so is the rest true? like the aftermath? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentofasgard 2016-10-25 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	You mean them realizing they didn't have to keep their deal with him anyway since he was a nasty, nasty frost giant so they just killed him. Making all of the threats they'd made on my life, the efforts I'd made to slow down construction, and the results of those efforts pointless in everything except giving Odin a brand new steed? Yeah. Basically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-25 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	i was mostly fishing for the steed part. okay. so now i feel awkward and don't want to say anything since it'd all be true but you probably need therapy and i hate therapy so i hate saying it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentofasgard 2016-10-25 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	That was ages ago. Literally thousands of years and dozens of cycles. I'm not really anymore bothered by it now than the rest of my history. Trust me. Things get simpler to deal with when you grow up with the threat of being expendable constantly hanging over your head. Like a parental Dread Pirate Roberts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-25 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	well yeah but it still sucks. like that is genuine many lifetimes trauma. yeah i was always pretty expendable, but i'm not that old. but not like march-him-to-death expendable. just normal expendable. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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