1. I put glue on mnlojir once before Thor was able to pick it up. So he had to stay in the treasure room all day when he made one of his nine hundred attempts to lift the hammer before he was worthy.
Unfortunately, Sif found him, and the two of them put horse droppings in my bed as revenge.
2. SvaĆ°ilfari. Just Google it.
3. I binge on reality TV so I can't pick just one. All of my TV tastes are awful.
4. I've said a lot of horrible things in my life. I'm not sure I could narrow it down to just one thing being the worst. I did tell Sif she looked so much better with black hair when I was the one who destroyed her blonde hair to make her bald and unattractive to my oaf of a brother and then commissioned the new hair from the dwarves so she'd feel indebted to me.
5. The regular amount. I don't really have to but you need to keep up appearances.