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Tommy Shepherd || Speed (speedier) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-10-24 22:12:00

Entry tags:

april parker / mayhem (earth-982), hope summers, little rock, may parker / spider-woman (earth-982), percy de rolo, ray palmer / the atom, tommy shepherd / speed, vax'ildan

okay yeah. pretty sure i know what's going on and i just asked april who ate the last cupcake and she admitted she did it, and this happened before once. but lemme check. everybody answer this.

1. what's the most goofy embarrassing thing you did when you were a teenager? (or just that you've done if you're still a teenager.)

~~2. who did you lose your virginity to? if you didn't, who would you like to lose it to?~~

2. who did you first voluntarily have sex with? if you haven't had any kind of sex, who would you like to hook up with if you want to sex anyone up?

3. what's the worst tv show you watch and don't tell anyone? (or the worst books you read if you don't watch tv because you're from a place with no tv or you're a pretentious dick.)

4. what's the worst thing you accidentally said to someone you thought was hot, or someone you were impressed by?

5. how many times a day do you have to pee?

6. do you look at dirty fanart of yourself or people you know?

((Edited after the fact to change the second question when Tommy belatedly realized how it could be made to be answered.))

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aprilshowers
2016-10-24 10:37 pm UTC (link)

I'd say your face is awful and you're the worst, but I'd be lying. I did tell May that we broke the dishwasher to avoid doing dishes.

1. I didn't do anything goofy as a teenager. I mostly tried to screw up my sister's life because I was awful. And then I died. All my goofy stuff came after and you were there for most of it.

2. You. But you knew that. You're the only person I've ever slept with.

3. I watch a lot of terrible shows. All terrible shows. I think the worst is probably Scream Queens.

4. "The lesbian dinosaurs should have giant strap-ons". It was the first thing I said to you, which was an awful introduction.

5. Like...5.

6. There isn't fanart of me. I've checked.

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speedier
2016-10-24 11:40 pm UTC (link)

my face is great. oh man. i hate the truth thing. it didn't even work, we just had to do them by hand and then you made me do them.

1. everybody's awful as a teenager, you were just a different awful.

2. yeah, i know. but you should probably look into who else you want to bang now because i thought you were busy and wouldn't answer so now your dad will see that and i'm probably gonna die and you'll need replacements.

3. that one is pretty bad.

4. no, it was awesome.

6. i'd draw some if i could art. maybe we can pay the baby cap to do it.

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mayflowers
2016-10-25 01:06 am UTC (link)

You know if you hadn't admitted that I never would have guessed. Which is not the same as saying I knew it, which is what I really would have rather said.

I'm going to be making so many cupcakes if this is how life is going to be here. To avoid talking. Or webbing. Webbing is very difficult to talk through. And you didn't screw up my life. I didn't really know how to deal with it and I wasn't always very nice to you, but you were super cool and kind of the person I would have liked to have been more like so I got jealous. Plus I always thought you had better style and you used the face better. Even if I was a totally insecure twin who sometimes expressed that in not very nice ways.

Ugh. I hope Dad never sees any of this. Ever.

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	singlethread 2016-10-25 06:27 am UTC (link)
	I wish I had never seen this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mayflowers 2016-10-25 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	I'll make you special 'sorry for traumatizing you' cupcakes. I'm so sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)