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Tommy Shepherd || Speed ([info]speedier) wrote in [info]jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-10-24 22:12:00

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Entry tags:april parker / mayhem (earth-982), hope summers, little rock, may parker / spider-woman (earth-982), percy de rolo, ray palmer / the atom, tommy shepherd / speed, vax'ildan

okay yeah. pretty sure i know what's going on and i just asked april who ate the last cupcake and she admitted she did it, and this happened before once. but lemme check. everybody answer this.

1. what's the most goofy embarrassing thing you did when you were a teenager? (or just that you've done if you're still a teenager.)

2. who did you lose your virginity to? if you didn't, who would you like to lose it to?

2. who did you first voluntarily have sex with? if you haven't had any kind of sex, who would you like to hook up with if you want to sex anyone up?

3. what's the worst tv show you watch and don't tell anyone? (or the worst books you read if you don't watch tv because you're from a place with no tv or you're a pretentious dick.)

4. what's the worst thing you accidentally said to someone you thought was hot, or someone you were impressed by?

5. how many times a day do you have to pee?

6. do you look at dirty fanart of yourself or people you know?

((Edited after the fact to change the second question when Tommy belatedly realized how it could be made to be answered.))



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[info]aprilshowers
2016-10-24 10:37 pm UTC (link)
I'd say your face is awful and you're the worst, but I'd be lying. I did tell May that we broke the dishwasher to avoid doing dishes.

1. I didn't do anything goofy as a teenager. I mostly tried to screw up my sister's life because I was awful. And then I died. All my goofy stuff came after and you were there for most of it.

2. You. But you knew that. You're the only person I've ever slept with.

3. I watch a lot of terrible shows. All terrible shows. I think the worst is probably Scream Queens.

4. "The lesbian dinosaurs should have giant strap-ons". It was the first thing I said to you, which was an awful introduction.

5. Like...5.

6. There isn't fanart of me. I've checked.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-24 11:40 pm UTC (link)
my face is great. oh man. i hate the truth thing. it didn't even work, we just had to do them by hand and then you made me do them.

1. everybody's awful as a teenager, you were just a different awful.

2. yeah, i know. but you should probably look into who else you want to bang now because i thought you were busy and wouldn't answer so now your dad will see that and i'm probably gonna die and you'll need replacements.

3. that one is pretty bad.

4. no, it was awesome.

6. i'd draw some if i could art. maybe we can pay the baby cap to do it.

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[info]mayflowers
2016-10-25 01:06 am UTC (link)
You know if you hadn't admitted that I never would have guessed. Which is not the same as saying I knew it, which is what I really would have rather said.

I'm going to be making so many cupcakes if this is how life is going to be here. To avoid talking. Or webbing. Webbing is very difficult to talk through. And you didn't screw up my life. I didn't really know how to deal with it and I wasn't always very nice to you, but you were super cool and kind of the person I would have liked to have been more like so I got jealous. Plus I always thought you had better style and you used the face better. Even if I was a totally insecure twin who sometimes expressed that in not very nice ways.

Ugh. I hope Dad never sees any of this. Ever.

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[info]singlethread
2016-10-25 06:27 am UTC (link)
I wish I had never seen this.

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[info]mayflowers
2016-10-25 01:59 pm UTC (link)
I'll make you special 'sorry for traumatizing you' cupcakes.

I'm so sorry.

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(no subject) - [info]singlethread, 2016-10-25 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mayflowers, 2016-10-26 12:12 am UTC

[info]speedier
2016-10-25 07:40 pm UTC (link)
yeah, i thought the spidertwins were busy and wouldn't answer. so ooops.

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(no subject) - [info]singlethread, 2016-10-25 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-26 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singlethread, 2016-10-26 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-27 12:19 am UTC

[info]notsolittlerock
2016-10-24 10:49 pm UTC (link)
You're terrible. I kind of like it.

1. I accidentally voice posted about my adoptive sister being pregnant while I was joking about her ridiculousness to some rabbits. Her husband didn't even know yet.

2. His name was Adam Young. He was an antichrist. Literally.

3. The Walking Dead. I don't know why I watch a zombie show when zombie apocalypses were my life.

4. It wasn't so much saying something as it was falling off a stepladder into him and then kissing him because of magical mistletoe.

5. Who counts that shit?

6. No. I'm not a fucking masochist.

Same questions to you. Suck it.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-24 11:48 pm UTC (link)
yeah, that's my thing. also fuck you forever, half the point of posting it is so i don't have to answer it. points for boning an antichrist though.

ugh.

1. cried when my mom got drunk.

2. it depends how you count it. if it's like put the dick in sex, then a girl named alyssa. if you count handjobs, dude in juvie whose name i forget but we called bugs.

3. i don't know, everything i like is awful. game of thrones i guess?

4. everything i say is terrible and i think everyone is hot so i don't know. i think once i asked kate to massage my ass when i'd known her five minutes? oh wait, once i accidentally told someone they reminded me of my grandfather, which you don't really want to say to a girl at all or to a girl you want to sleep with, and wasn't even true.

5. i dunno, like four.

6. constantly.

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tw - mention, and likely discussion, of sexual assault
[info]pepperbox
2016-10-24 11:08 pm UTC (link)
1. My sister, Vesper, and I often had what could be deemed prank wars when we were in our adolescence.

2. Ripley. Her name was Anna Ripley.

3. Stargate: Universe. Cisco told me it was the worst Stargate and I got curious.

4. Most things I say are terrible. And I'm attracted to far too many people. So it's really hard to choose. I think "Screw you. I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated" ranks up there.

5. I have no idea.

6. I got very curious about the internet early on and saw some things, yes. I learned my lesson. Sometimes I do still look.

Oh god, I hate you.

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vax | percy.
[info]daggerdagger
2016-10-24 11:10 pm UTC (link)
Wait. What?

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vax | percy. - [info]pepperbox, 2016-10-24 11:14 pm UTC
vax | percy. - [info]daggerdagger, 2016-10-24 11:18 pm UTC
vax | percy. - [info]pepperbox, 2016-10-24 11:20 pm UTC
vax | percy. - [info]daggerdagger, 2016-10-24 11:35 pm UTC
vax | percy. - [info]pepperbox, 2016-10-24 11:39 pm UTC
vax | percy. - [info]daggerdagger, 2016-10-24 11:51 pm UTC
vax | percy. - [info]pepperbox, 2016-10-25 01:31 am UTC
vax | percy. - [info]daggerdagger, 2016-10-25 02:54 pm UTC

[info]speedier
2016-10-24 11:49 pm UTC (link)
man, if 'screw you' is the worst you've said, you're not that bad.

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(no subject) - [info]pepperbox, 2016-10-25 11:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-26 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pepperbox, 2016-10-26 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-26 12:38 am UTC

[info]mayflowers
2016-10-25 01:37 am UTC (link)
Sometimes I really really want to tell you I hate you but then I look at you and my Sister and I can't because you seem like you make her pretty happy and that makes me really happy.

1. I couldn't possibly begin to pick the most goofy or embarrassing thing I ever did. I'm a Parker. Goofy and embarrassing is kind of my bread and butter. I think the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me is when my Dad showed up when I was hanging out with this boy I liked, Franklin Richards, and totally outted me as being a teenager and his daughter. I think I had a precent decent shot with him before then, but nooooooo. I swear my face was redder than my usual costume.

2. There's like a thousand and one answers to this question, since I haven't Uh. Franklin's pretty hot and super smart, but I don't know. I probably would have with Jack Jameson too or Brad Miller. I've always had a thing for smart, actiony, blond boys. As for people I don't know? Sawyer from Lost or maybe like, Captain America -- if he was like my age and not the super old man that he is. I've seen pictures and I bet he'd be really nice about it. And I hate you right now. I need ice cream.

3. Top Gear and college basketball. I wouldn't say they're the worst show on T.V, but they're the worst ones I watch. I tried to watch celebrity and reality T.V, but I just couldn't do it. It was awful. I felt actually dumber afterwards. I couldn't even remember how to break down the different parts of DNA for like a week. I thought I was going crazy.

4. Oh gods.I once volunteered to stay up late and come over to help Franklin with his cellular replication ideas. He said no, and I don't think he took it that way, but it occurred to me what I'd said like as soon as I hung up the phone. It was awful.

5. It depends on how much coffee I drink / how active I am. Probably between four and six times a day, if we're taking averages. Sometimes less too, because the costume leads to a lot of sweating which leads to less water retention and thus less need to actually go pee.

6. Once. Once I looked at pictures of myself and I may have investigated some of the common cultural themes when it came to rule 34 in the last place we were. I want to say it's for research purposes. It wasn't.

I cannot believe I answered all of these things. If I was able to fit inside an ice cream carton I would absolutely try right now. Is there anywhere here I can go buy shoes? Or go shopping? Or disappear in a way that does not involve getting eaten by the local carnivores?

I'll bring you some more cupcakes later because I really like you even if you make me feel insanely embarrassed and like my life is over right now.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-25 02:17 am UTC (link)
ugh. okay, firstly, sorry, because half of the point of putting this up was to be funny and to not have to answer it myself when someone else did it, and i thought you were baking and april was eating what you baked so you were busy and wouldn't answer. so sorry.

1. yeah but your goofy is cute, so you're cool.

2. everybody says cap. it's weird. i'd go for falcon way before cap. but i'm an actiony blond so i'm gonna just assume you were like 2/3 into me.

3. i can't do sports because they all seem slow to me. but top gear's kind of funny sometimes. dumb is the point of reality tv.

4. okay, i probably wouldn't even have gotten that if you weren't all ashamed of it, but now i do and it's hilarious.

5. costumes blow for peeing too since they're a pain to get out of, right?

6. it's never for research purposes.

i think there's stores, and i'll get you ice cream. what kind do you want?

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(no subject) - [info]mayflowers, 2016-10-25 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-25 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mayflowers, 2016-10-26 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-27 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mayflowers, 2016-10-27 01:05 am UTC

[info]younghawk
2016-10-25 06:33 am UTC (link)
Why would you do this? It only ends horribly.

1. I wound up treed by a dinosaur that I failed to kill but, you know, other than that all the Loki flirting that happened in the other world.

2. James Rogers. I haven't slept with anyone else.

3. Scream Queens. I like the Chanels they're terrible.

4. I asked if he was a Skrull followed by asking what a Skrull was, if he had ties to the Russian mob, and then whether or not he and my dad did the thing.

5. I don't know. I don't count but now I'll probably have to.

6. I tried but there isn't really anything of me out there.

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[info]mayflowers
2016-10-25 02:02 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure he just does these things to try and convince us he's a much bigger jerk than he actually is.

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(no subject) - [info]younghawk, 2016-10-25 02:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mayflowers, 2016-10-26 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-25 07:56 pm UTC

[info]speedier
2016-10-25 07:53 pm UTC (link)
i was testing to see if it was the truth thing again. plus i figured if i did it i wouldn't have to answer, but then that girl blew that.

1. i'm pretty sure you've done more embarassing things than that.

2. cute.

3. april watches that.

4. you asked if he was a russian skrull who boned your dad?

5. have fun with that.

6. really? weird.

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(no subject) - [info]younghawk, 2016-10-25 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-25 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]younghawk, 2016-10-25 08:39 pm UTC
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[info]wantstomatter
2016-10-25 09:34 am UTC (link)
1. Anything I let my brother talk me into. Which really was a lot of stupid things because I assumed Sydney would like me better if I jumped off things or got into a fight.

2. I don't remember her name but I remember feeling vaguely gross after.

3. Star Wars Rebels. It's a good show even if I don't know how canoncompliant it is.

4.Nothing to him but I asked Rip if it was okay to leave a time machine with criminals. Maybe everything else I said after that was terrible too.

5. That depends on whether or not I remember to drink something so the number varies.

6. No. Now I kinda want to find out what's out there.

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[info]wantstomatter
2016-10-25 04:44 pm UTC (link)
2. I just realized how that could be taken and no. I didn't mean it like that. I meant that it didn't mean anything to her or to me and we barely knew each other. It was a biological function being treated as a right of passage by a brother who teased me mercilessly because I was uninterested in sex. It had nothing to do with the fact that she was a she. I like women. I, obviously, like men too. Gender isn't an issue. It's... emotional intimacy. I need a connection of some sort with someone before I can actually feel attracted to them in that way.

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(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-25 08:01 pm UTC
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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-25 12:10 pm UTC (link)
1. I put glue on mnlojir once before Thor was able to pick it up. So he had to stay in the treasure room all day when he made one of his nine hundred attempts to lift the hammer before he was worthy.

Unfortunately, Sif found him, and the two of them put horse droppings in my bed as revenge.

2. Svaðilfari. Just Google it.

3. I binge on reality TV so I can't pick just one. All of my TV tastes are awful.

4. I've said a lot of horrible things in my life. I'm not sure I could narrow it down to just one thing being the worst. I did tell Sif she looked so much better with black hair when I was the one who destroyed her blonde hair to make her bald and unattractive to my oaf of a brother and then commissioned the new hair from the dwarves so she'd feel indebted to me.

5. The regular amount. I don't really have to but you need to keep up appearances.

6. I make it.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-25 08:03 pm UTC (link)
1. okay, but glued to a hammer he can't lift is worth the horseshit.

2. HOLY SHIT THAT'S REAL. DUDE.

3. i can't even answer the rest of this now.

4. too distracted.

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(no subject) - [info]agentofasgard, 2016-10-25 08:10 pm UTC
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[info]allthesedamns
2016-10-25 10:26 pm UTC (link)
1. I played Maria from West Side Story. It was pretty bad and I never acted again.

2. I don't remember his name. It was fun though, but he wasn't very impressive.

3. Anne of Green Gables. They're remaking it soon, and I'm planning on watching... if I'm still here and not strapped back on the Hephaestus.

4. I once told Captain Lovelace that no one missed her. It was a fact, considering everyone she knew was dead. I shouldn't have said it though.

5. Two or three.

6. I've never seen dirty fan art. Just regular fan art. I guess I'm missing something.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-25 10:41 pm UTC (link)
1. was it like high school? everybody's high school plays are bad. probably meryl streep had bad high school plays.

2. fun but not memorable is probably a pretty good first round anyway.

3. okay i never read that one but i bet may has.

4. captain of a sailing ship, military captain, spaceship captain, or other?

6. if you're from something, it probably exists, just hit up google.

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(no subject) - [info]allthesedamns, 2016-10-25 10:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-26 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]allthesedamns, 2016-10-26 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speedier, 2016-10-27 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]allthesedamns, 2016-10-27 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mayflowers, 2016-10-26 12:19 am UTC
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[info]agreatfire
2016-10-26 03:17 am UTC (link)
1. I went through a really awkward goth hacktivist phase when I was a teenager.

2. My ex boyfriend Cooper.

3. I watch a lot of soap operas. Like a LOT of soap operas.

4. Hah. Pretty much everything I've ever said to Oliver has been the absolute worst. One time I went undercover in an underground casino and said it felt good to have him inside me.

5. Five. At least.

6. Someone linked me once to a dirty fanfic. I read that.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-27 12:16 am UTC (link)
1. teenage goth phase happens to everyone so you get a pass. well not me, but most people.

3. daytime soap operas or like night time soap operas they call dramas but are still soaps?

4. ... okay that's funny.

6. just once? really? and you're into computers? weird. i've read so much porn. like all the dino porn is research though. which hah, this stupid truth thing is good for something since i can say the dino porn doesn't get me turned on and it has to be true.

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[info]lastmutanthope
2016-10-28 08:50 pm UTC (link)
1. I don't think I've done anything.
2. No one.
3. Survivor.
4. I didn't say anything to him, I kissed him.
5. I don't keep track.
6. No.

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