The Junkyard: IC Community

Now that my insides are mostly back on the inside:

Hey, dumdums: you forgot the eggs for the egg carton bus thing.

You're welcome, by the way. One of the Big Ones tried to eat me, the other one seemed to be trying to hatch me? Or maybe it just thought it could kill me by sitting on me. Either way, I'm a Deadpool of standards; you gotta buy a lady a drink first.

[Peanut]

Shells are too thick to do the flashlight trick to see if we can get omelettes. But I found a case of pop tarts and I'm willing to share.

You lose anything fun in all that bullshit?

[ooc: with mod blessing, Wade has left a pair of monstie eggs under the bus wherever it's been parked on campus.]

So, I might be a day late and a maiming short on this one, but in case anyone's curious:

They all have teeth. And attitudes. Like, I figured hey, giant slug looking thing. Probably a safe place to start?

Nope. Teeth.

Good news is, the hand's at least back to a usable size. For typing. Yeah.

Does anyone want to take the credit-slash-blame for why there's like way more random Big Angry Baddies in the void than there were last time I was here? I promise I'm only a little pissed about it.

Uh, guys?

Something is fighting the cloud monster.

Anyone have super vision or something? They look like insects from here.

Is this concerning or just another day in The Void?

like s bad penny

ths fUCKING thing keeps showing ip

So: people who know more about animal stuff, a question.

Is it normal for birds to have eggs bigger than them? I feel like the answer is no, right? Cause like

How would they get that out right? But like, these are probably not really birds, so I don't know if like, maybe it's not an egg? This is what it looks like:

( An artist's rendition [ooc: imagine this in crayon] )
Also it may be vibrating. So. Don't really know what all that's about.

But hey, Pretty Bird: got your weird maybe robot things.

All right, you absolute and incomprehensible lunatics, I have organized the kitchen. I have a system now where we are eating the most perishable items first.

Please try to go front to back in the cupboards.

I have made a list of things we need for the kitchen, mostly food but a few supply items as well. If you are going to the ruins to scavenge and plan to eat food from this kitchen, you are taking a copy of the list. This is not optional.

Right now we're scavenging so big group dinners are out, but once we build up the stores, let's do something nice, yeah?

IT FU KEN WORKS

ARLFIGT YOU FICKWRS I'M BACK NOW WHERE THD HELL ARE YOU

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Fellow Ozians Derlethians, in honor of our new friends and arrivals, I think we should have a reception this weekend. I know what you're thinking: A party? In The Void? Won't that cost an irresponsilous amount of resources?

Yes, it would. Which is why we will not use our regular supplies to throw it. Instead, I challenge everyone to find a way to contribute to this little soirée, in whatever way you can. Dance, music, decor, a special dish to present made with supplies you found.

We'll learn more about one another this way, our talents, our tastes, and hopefully have some fun.

What do you say? This weekend sound good?

Who wants to help me catch a couple turkeys?

Okay, 'free wifi' is a definite downgrade from the fucking TemPad I'm 90% sure I got my hands on before they Time-Tasered me. What the hell, B-12 or whatever vitamin was yapping at me?

Whatever. Come on, Peanut, play date's over. I don't do re-runs, you know this.

"You're in the Void. Think of it as purgatory. Some call it a metaphysical junkyard where anything useless goes before it gets annihilated forever. It's where people that don't play nice with the rest of the Multiverse end up."