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wade wilson already had his five moments. (maximumefforts) wrote in junkedic,
@ 2025-03-21 23:39:00

Entry tags:

! network post, marvel (film/tv): logan howlett, marvel (film/tv): wade wilson, star wars: rey, the magicians: eliot waugh, ✷ chapter 02 (all the pretty monsties)

Now that my insides are mostly back on the inside:

Hey, dumdums: you forgot the eggs for the egg carton bus thing.

You're welcome, by the way. One of the Big Ones tried to eat me, the other one seemed to be trying to hatch me? Or maybe it just thought it could kill me by sitting on me. Either way, I'm a Deadpool of standards; you gotta buy a lady a drink first.

[Peanut]

Shells are too thick to do the flashlight trick to see if we can get omelettes. But I found a case of pop tarts and I'm willing to share.

You lose anything fun in all that bullshit?

[ooc: with mod blessing, Wade has left a pair of monstie eggs under the bus wherever it's been parked on campus.]

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	Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-22 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	What kind of Pop Tarts? I got to fight a bunch of Lokis, that was all the fun I needed. They hit like fucking Lokis, though. Couldn't have had just one Thor in there to lay me out. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Poolverine maximumefforts 2025-03-22 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	Wildberry, the objectively superior pop tart flavor. Yeah, that's why I went after the big monster fucks. It feels like the potato chip thing: if I let myself start hitting Lokis again, I'm gonna want to hit the one that lives in campus and people seem to like that one for some damn reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-22 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	I only like unfrosted blueberry. He's so fucking punchable, I don't know how they like him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine maximumefforts 2025-03-22 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	You're a psychopath, that's why. Who eats the unfrosted ones? THAT is what the little Sixth Sense girl should've been going around asking people. Who gives a fuck who's hot, who is the most punchable fuck on campus? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-22 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	The other ones are too sweet. That, I want to see. Got a feeling you and I might be at the top of that scale. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine maximumefforts 2025-03-22 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	The sugar rush is the point, Peanut. Otherwise people would be eating actual food to start their day. I fully expect a crown and sash. Think they'd make me keep my acceptance speech to the whole 45 seconds thing like at the awards shows? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-22 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	If you say so. I think the longer they let you talk, the more people move you up their list. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	playitcool 2025-03-22 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	heyyy insides being inside are what we want. yessir (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Is this something you're currently struggling with, John Hughes extra? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	playitcool 2025-03-22 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	main character or bust. i had a little rib lung piercing oopsie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	Main characters don't have piñata lungs, bud. Did they get you anything for it? That shit sucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	playitcool 2025-03-22 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	sure they do. oh yeah, doc alienface got me all set. stitched and heavily medicated (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	... Speaking of heavily medicated. Who's doctor alien face? And is he a fake doctor or like a real MD. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	playitcool 2025-03-22 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	harry? alien face. nobody else knows, shhhh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	maytheforce 2025-03-22 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	You left eggs under the bus? Inside the bubble? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	I mean the inside still looked a little rough, so I figured under was better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maytheforce 2025-03-22 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	And, we're not worried about their parents retaliating? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	See, to me, that sounds like the folks who're gonna be hatching Em's problem. Everybody wanted a bus with eggs in it. Now the bus has got eggs in it. Kinda. That's all I got. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	professorwaugh 2025-03-22 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	I would be interested in one of those eggs. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	FWIW I'm like 90% certain they're not brunch grade eggs anymore, Doc. But knock yourself out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwaugh 2025-03-22 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	The warning is noted. I'm hoping you're correct. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	You want creepy baby monsters? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwaugh 2025-03-22 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	One. Singular. Yes. At least until we know if the book on raising monsties is full of shit or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	If it ends up being a dragon can I have it back? None of the other Deadpools have a dragon. Gotta stand out somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	graveyardblend 2025-03-23 08:59 am UTC (link)
	An egg tried to eat you? (Reply to this)