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Tweak says, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?"

wade wilson already had his five moments. (maximumefforts) wrote in junkedic,
@ 2025-03-08 17:10:00

Entry tags:

! network post, from dusk till dawn: seth gecko, marvel (film/tv): wade wilson, resident alien: harry vanderspeigle, ✷ chapter 02 (all the pretty monsties)

So, I might be a day late and a maiming short on this one, but in case anyone's curious:

They all have teeth. And attitudes. Like, I figured hey, giant slug looking thing. Probably a safe place to start?

Nope. Teeth.

Good news is, the hand's at least back to a usable size. For typing. Yeah.

Does anyone want to take the credit-slash-blame for why there's like way more random Big Angry Baddies in the void than there were last time I was here? I promise I'm only a little pissed about it.

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	vanderspeigle 2025-03-08 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Why would you stick your hand in a creature's mouth? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-08 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	I was aiming for its eye and I missed. Apparently not an effective introduction method. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 12:22 am UTC (link)
	It does kind of seem like the monster situation is escalating. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-09 12:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm not saying I'm worried that maybe they're mad I took the eggs. But I'm not not saying that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 12:56 am UTC (link)
	They're probably pretty mad, Wade. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-09 01:00 am UTC (link)
	But like how are they gonna know it was me? I had a mask on! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 01:11 am UTC (link)
	You ... Always have a mask on, Wade. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-09 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Well but like would the monster know that? There's like thirty Deadpools in this zip code, probably. Maybe it was one of them! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 01:21 am UTC (link)
	You don't know how good their sense of smell is. Maybe they can track the eggs, even. Or the rest of you, since the one ate your hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-09 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Logan's always getting on me for smelling like random shit. Guess this is where that whole 'I-hate-showers' thing comes in handy. (Only not handy, because yikes.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	worstlogan 2025-03-09 12:22 am UTC (link)
	The look on your face when it bit your hand off though. Could see it even through the mask. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tw ...masturbation reference? maximumefforts 2025-03-09 12:54 am UTC (link)
	That's my date night hand, Logan. She was never supposed to leave me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw ...masturbation reference? worstlogan 2025-03-09 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Looks like you're going to need to give himself a raincheck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw ...masturbation reference? maximumefforts 2025-03-09 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Just when I didn't think this fucking void could take anything else from me. Serve 'em right if I just smashed the stupid eggs as payback. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. worstlogan 2025-03-09 01:12 am UTC (link)
	You can wait a couple days to jerk off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. maximumefforts 2025-03-09 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Can I, though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. worstlogan 2025-03-09 01:22 am UTC (link)
	You got another hand if you're desperate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. maximumefforts 2025-03-09 01:26 am UTC (link)
	That'd be like cheating on old Lucy, though! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)