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wade wilson already had his five moments. ([info]maximumefforts) wrote in [info]junkedic,
@ 2025-02-24 21:31:00

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Entry tags:! network post, doctor who: the doctor, marvel (film/tv): wade wilson, ✷ chapter 01 (you are here)

So: people who know more about animal stuff, a question.

Is it normal for birds to have eggs bigger than them? I feel like the answer is no, right? Cause like

How would they get that out right? But like, these are probably not really birds, so I don't know if like, maybe it's not an egg? This is what it looks like:



An artist's rendition [ooc: imagine this in crayon]

Also it may be vibrating. So. Don't really know what all that's about.

But hey, Pretty Bird: got your weird maybe robot things.

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[info]un_familiar
2025-02-25 11:06 am UTC (link)
As the resident bird expert: no, that's not normal.

And eggs shouldn't vibrate. There might be movement if they're about to hatch but not like, vibration.



Yes! That's awesome. I'll be right there to check it out.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:21 pm UTC (link)
I felt like it would be some kind of -ist of me to ask you directly, but thanks for the info!

You are now the proud owner of probably-birds and maybe-an-egg.

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[info]un_familiar
2025-02-25 03:25 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's not their egg.

Nesting hens will pretty much try to hatch anything. Maybe they found it and it's something much bigger than the headless turkey things.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:28 pm UTC (link)
There are so many jokes I want to make and I am not and you're welcome.

What kind of 'bigger' are we talking?

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[info]un_familiar
2025-02-25 03:30 pm UTC (link)
I can't figure out any of the jokes you're not making.

Think about a chicken egg and how big a grown chicken is. And, you know, extrapolate.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:33 pm UTC (link)
So egg the size of a human skull



Is it gonna be a Godzilla chicken? Dibs on the Godzilla chicken!

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[info]un_familiar
2025-02-25 03:35 pm UTC (link)
It's going to be Godzilla. I'm actually kind of terrified.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:40 pm UTC (link)
I mean it could also be a very epic omelet. But with the whole vibration thing I didn't want to risk it being something gross. Or something that came out swinging.

Plus it felt rude to crack it in front of its foster mom.

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[info]un_familiar
2025-02-25 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Birds eat their own eggs. It wouldn't have cared.

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tw: vague cannibalism mention
[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:44 pm UTC (link)
New question: where is the mouth on these things?




Actually you know what please don't tell me, I don't want to know that.

Also- first it was people cannibals, now bird cannibalism. What is the world coming to?

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[info]un_familiar
2025-02-25 03:47 pm UTC (link)
I have no idea, but I'm about to find out.



Survival of the fittest?

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:50 pm UTC (link)
I both love and hate that for you, pretty bird.



I mean I'm not exactly God's perfect creature and I can't die. Sometimes it's just the stubborn assholes.

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[info]un_familiar
2025-02-25 03:53 pm UTC (link)
☺️

Fitness isn't about perfect, it's about how long you can last. So sounds like you're pretty fit!

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 04:06 pm UTC (link)
I can last just as long as I need to 😘

Regenerative healing factor, I don't have much of a choice.

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[info]un_familiar
2025-02-25 04:16 pm UTC (link)
I bet you do!

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[info]worstlogan
2025-02-25 11:07 am UTC (link)
What the fuck?

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Pretty Bird asked if someone could help him get a couple of the void turkeys to see if they had edible eggs. So I found a few, and also this possibly-an-egg looking thing for him.

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[info]worstlogan
2025-02-25 03:26 pm UTC (link)
I don't know what to say to any of that.

I'm going on a run to Manhattan though.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Oooh, field trip!

I promised the Larder Lord I'd look for some food. Half of the food carts weren't selling edible shit to begin with but maybe there will be something?

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[info]worstlogan
2025-02-25 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Bodegas.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:34 pm UTC (link)
... Coffee.

There might be actual fucking coffee.

Let's fucking go.

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[info]worstlogan
2025-02-25 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Let's fucking go.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Let me get the turkeys and Godzilla egg to pretty bird, then we can head out. Bout how far is it from here?

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[info]worstlogan
2025-02-25 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Whatever.

It's a ways. Not as far as we've walked through this shit hole before.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 04:07 pm UTC (link)
What whatever?

I'll charge the iPod. Once I find somewhere to charge the iPod. Maybe they'll have a battery in the city.

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[info]worstlogan
2025-02-25 04:15 pm UTC (link)
Whatever you're doing with whoever you're doing it with. You make no fucking sense.

Great. That's gonna help.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Aww, you're usually pretty good at making sense out of me, Peanut.

Look, just because we can't road trip again doesn't mean we can't have road trip tunes. I'm not a savage.

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[info]worstlogan
2025-02-25 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Got a headache.

Just get your shit together, Wade.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Adding hair of the dog to the list.

Aww, you know that's not going to happen. 😘

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[info]jholtzy
2025-02-25 01:43 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me what

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:23 pm UTC (link)
To which part? The maybe robot birds, or the vibrating egg that I am being Good and ignoring the joke about?

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[info]jholtzy
2025-02-25 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Yes.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:30 pm UTC (link)
The little blue thing is what they call a void turkey. No idea if it's even a bird but they scoot fast and catching them was fun.

The egg is apparently maybe a monster egg but the dumb shits were sitting on it so I figured maybe I just don't know enough Bird Facts.

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[info]jholtzy
2025-02-25 04:03 pm UTC (link)
It must have looked ridiculous sitting on it.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 04:08 pm UTC (link)
They were kind of just huddling around it? But by God they were trying.

We think it might be Godzilla!

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[info]justatraveller
2025-02-25 01:45 pm UTC (link)
What's the little blue blob?

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:25 pm UTC (link)
Locals call em void turkeys. Which I really don't get cause they don't look or sound like turkeys? But we're hoping they are turkey adjacent enough to lay eggs.

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[info]justatraveller
2025-02-28 01:34 am UTC (link)
Is the head not attached?

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[info]theothercap
2025-02-25 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Eggs?

What- those things lay eggs?

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 03:27 pm UTC (link)
That's the hope! Pretty Bird wanted to check in its cloaca to see if they had eggs. I told him that was between him and the maybe robot, but the little fuckers are fast, so I had to actually run after em for a while.

You had TV at some point, remember the old coyote cartoon? Felt like that.

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[info]theothercap
2025-02-25 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Pretty Bi- you know what, I'm not even going to ask. And why would you-

Nevermind. I don't think I wanna know.

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[info]maximumefforts
2025-02-25 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Monty is his government name, but government names are boring, James. Apparently make birds are the pretty ones. Hence: Pretty Bird.

Eggs for omletes. Did you get the brain reset boop boop again?

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[info]foolishpride
2025-02-27 06:40 pm UTC (link)
That dont look like a egg

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