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Joke time
Knock, knock
Feb. 23rd, 2010
Ice Skating?
Anyone up for ice skating? I know we just had a snowball war, but I like the cold.
Feb. 18th, 2010
does anyone know ...
I don't suppose Susan and Caspian have moved in with anyone else?
They're not here, and they didn't say anything about leaving ...
They're not here, and they didn't say anything about leaving ...
Feb. 12th, 2010
I tried to make myself some dinner, but I don't think I managed to make these things in the kitchen work.
Sorry about the fire.
[OOC: house#6 would be the house she was cooking in.]
Sorry about the fire.
[OOC: house#6 would be the house she was cooking in.]
Feb. 8th, 2010
I'm starting to get really antsy here. Other than the whole monster thing...there's just something that bothers me about this.
Best Buy is heaven for nerds. It's a good place to work.Still wish I were home. I feel like I'm getting really behind and I'm going to forget things too....like my training.
Maybe I should go on a run.
Best Buy is heaven for nerds. It's a good place to work.
Maybe I should go on a run.
Feb. 4th, 2010
This? This is bullshit
I just have one thing to say to all of you who have people missing.
They are stuck in hell and the witches are making me go to Hell and hunt for them.
I better get a goddamn cookie when I get back up.
They are stuck in hell and the witches are making me go to Hell and hunt for them.
I better get a goddamn cookie when I get back up.
Feb. 2nd, 2010
So, a bunch of people are missing, huh?
Maybe they were all raptured. They'll return riding on magic flying robot dinosaurs, and when they do return they'll kill us all!
Or maybe they found the way out of this lovable shit-hole.
Maybe they were all raptured. They'll return riding on magic flying robot dinosaurs, and when they do return they'll kill us all!
Or maybe they found the way out of this lovable shit-hole.
Jan. 23rd, 2010
Just Curious
Just how many more of these hellbeasts should we expect? I've had to kill more than a few who went after the puppy.
Jan. 19th, 2010
I might write a book of facts that should be true. Like "Caspian is Latin for twat."
Jan. 17th, 2010
working ...
I never thought I'd actually have to have a job.
Ever.
Let alone a Muggle job
This is tedious. How's everyone else handling things?
Ever.
This is tedious. How's everyone else handling things?
Jan. 14th, 2010
For the people who are still alive
Stay all snug inside your little rooms? No one's really been coming out to play since the monsters started attacking.
Jan. 13th, 2010
So I've decided that since I haven't got a baldy as far as getting home, I'm going to get Barry to take pictures of all of you twats so that we can create BINGO boards and cross out your faces when you reveal you're a prick bad guy.
Any arguements you may have are invalidsince you won't even be able to see him take the pictures. Also, I may just be really bored with this stupid town.
Any arguements you may have are invalid
Jan. 12th, 2010
This place seems very interesting. I've gone around recording looking and it seems as though I am on American soil. I've always wanted to travel across the world, just not like this.
I've seen the monsters but I seem to go unnoticed because of my ability. I have to be careful.
I've seen the monsters but I seem to go unnoticed because of my ability. I have to be careful.
Jan. 11th, 2010
So...let me get this straight.
I wake up nine days later...and my roommate is gone and I'm informed I nearly died?
ETA: What is with the creepy drawings?
I wake up nine days later...and my roommate is gone and I'm informed I nearly died?
ETA: What is with the creepy drawings?
Don't you twats believe in drugs? My god, this place is like living in a monastery. No whores or drugs anywhere!
Jan. 10th, 2010
05- or is it 06?
I had tea with a couple of the creatures here. It's strange trying to have tea with imps. For one thing they can't grasp the concept of politely sipping their tea; and on more than one occasion I had to smack them on their heads.
I might have killed one of them.
In other news I came across a frozen body, along with a journal.
January 6th, 2010;
It is terribly cold and white outside, and I dare not go outside in such frigid conditions. This place reminds me of the terrible snow prisons. I wish not to go out, and hope that the provisions last.
January 7th, 2010;
The provisions grow short, and I cannot bear it much longer. I will have to go out, but I do not wish to yet.
January 8th, 2010;
I have found this thing called 'porn' on the internet.
January 9th, 2010
I have no choice but to journey into the town and buy more provisions. I only hope that it goes well.
January 9th, 2010 6pm
I have gained the provisions, but I am now lost. Everything is blanketed in white.
8pm
So cold...
I can barely hang on...
Gods save me...
I found the guy ten feet away from his house. Kind of sad if you think about it.
I might have killed one of them.
In other news I came across a frozen body, along with a journal.
January 6th, 2010;
It is terribly cold and white outside, and I dare not go outside in such frigid conditions. This place reminds me of the terrible snow prisons. I wish not to go out, and hope that the provisions last.
January 7th, 2010;
The provisions grow short, and I cannot bear it much longer. I will have to go out, but I do not wish to yet.
January 8th, 2010;
I have found this thing called 'porn' on the internet.
January 9th, 2010
I have no choice but to journey into the town and buy more provisions. I only hope that it goes well.
January 9th, 2010 6pm
I have gained the provisions, but I am now lost. Everything is blanketed in white.
8pm
So cold...
I can barely hang on...
Gods save me...
I found the guy ten feet away from his house. Kind of sad if you think about it.
[smacking sounds and the beep of keys being pressed]
What the heck is this thing? What do you mean record after the beep!? What am I recording? Where is everyone? This isn't funny if it's supposed to be a joke. I swear, someone better tell me who did this so I can show them who they're messing with!
[a loud thud and muttering]
What the heck is this thing? What do you mean record after the beep!? What am I recording? Where is everyone? This isn't funny if it's supposed to be a joke. I swear, someone better tell me who did this so I can show them who they're messing with!
[a loud thud and muttering]
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It's dead now. It got eaten.
It was funny. Jan. 9th, 2010
Animated Gargoyles?
So ...
Gargoyles come to life now? Because I'm pretty sure I'm staring at something that kind of reminds me of the stone gargoyles we had around the roof of the Manor. In our yard. Moving around.
Gargoyles come to life now? Because I'm pretty sure I'm staring at something that kind of reminds me of the stone gargoyles we had around the roof of the Manor. In our yard. Moving around.
testing 1 2
Is this thing on? How do I...oh.
...hello?
Um, can someone show me the way back to Xanth? I can't Talent back and I think I might be wasting them trying. Gary? Dad? Anyone?
...hello?
Um, can someone show me the way back to Xanth? I can't Talent back and I think I might be wasting them trying. Gary? Dad? Anyone?
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