Journal Comm for Ipswich

I wasn't really going to do this since it seems kind of embarrassing, but since it is Valentine's Day I figured it would be fun to see if anyone of you guys wanted to do something. It would be your chance to not be bored and even have a dinner that won't suck. This sounds like a whore off, I know.

I gotta say. I almost forgot what human interaction felt like.

He's totally okay in my book, by the way.

So ...

Those of you guys out there killing things that escaped Hell ...if you could kind of save the corpses? Some of our visitors want to collect parts of them for potions and wands.

I didn't ask for details, but you can contact Lily Evans or Varin Dmitrov for more details.

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Or leave the corpses somewhere safe and just let them know.

Alright, I'm kind of ticked off at this town. I went to church this past Sunday, and as soon as I walked into the door a group of four people splashed holy water on me, and started screeching at me in Latin!

That hurt.

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So! It's come to my attention that I'm being too mean to the newbies. Therefore, I will now be posting this welcome for all the new people who come by:

Hello new person; my name is (Allen Schreiber, Sir PimpsAlot, Flower Bringer, Horus, Nancy Drew) I am (the Emperor of Pimpland, a very confused individual, a woman in drag, an angel of the Lord, a serial killer) and I am here to welcome you to (Ipswich, Hell, Pimpland, Happy Happy Sin Land, The Land of Flowers).

Unfortunately there is no way back, but the (government, seven youths, witches of Echi, IRS, FBI) are willing to give you (money, booze, a bible, magical powers, cool sunglasses, beans). Until you can get up on your feet.

I am also open to give you (advice, massages, rides, fire shows, magical powers). I am (Allen Schreiber, Sir PimpsAlot, Flower Bringer, Horus, Nancy Drew) and I am (a writer, the eater of vampires, the Master of the Game, the virgin Pimp, a collector of bunnies).

I do hope this has been helpful to you.

- Sir Allen Horus of the Land of Pimps and Flowers

As awesome as the Motel Six is I don't think I can stay there anymore. To be honest, I rather not stay anywhere alone for obvious reasons. If any of you have room to spare then I'll be more than glad to take it up. I think having the company will do me some good. In return I'll cook breakfast for an entire month or something.

Just thought I would ask since it would be impossible to figure this out all by myself. Besides the vampires you know who you are who or what else do we have here? Supernatural-wise. I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask. It would actually give me a chance to get a mindset on it.

Vampires. Seriously now? How are you supposed to react to that?