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Welcome aboard! You have been taken from your world and placed upon our ship because you have been deemed worthy to participate in a very important mission. For millenia we have been circling your planet, watching and learning. But now it is time for a more hands-on approach. This ship is designed to provide you with all of your basic needs, and to sustain a maximum level of comfort. The computers have been synchronized to your brain waves, and will anticipate your needs, as you see from the cuisine in front of you, the music and the temperature of the room. A chip has been implanted in your arm to monitor your vital signs and regulate any medical issues that may arise. Please do not attempt to remove it, as doing so will disrupt the electrical signals and stop your heart. Your death would be most distressing to us.

We realize that this is unexpected, and that it is possible that you will have an adverse emotional reaction to being taken from your home and brought here. We hope that you will take advantage of the aromatherapy and other calming options available to you. It is our belief that in time you will come to appreciate your new surroundings and even begin to think of them as your new home.

Please sit back, relax, and enjoy yourself! It is our desire that you are comfortable here, and we will do anything possible to accommodate your needs. You are free to wander the ship at your leisure, and to make use of the facilities as you see fit. We ask only that you do not ask after the nature of the experiment, as it is classified under Section 8, Lines 6-4816 of the Charter for the Exploration of Uncivilized worlds. We hope that you enjoy your stay!