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Tweak says, "Find the toe!"

ren (jedikiller) wrote in incompletedata,
@ 2017-06-20 11:24:00

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Animal trainers! You work hard, trying to get those unwieldy animals to do what you want. You literally shovel their shit, too. I imagine it's very tough work.

So I'm going to cook dinner for you all tomorrow night. Meet me in the southern-most tent after the show and you won't regret it.

[Han]

Do you know how to cook? Want to help me with this? Father-son bonding.

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	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	There's not a whole lot to most of it. Just keep an eye on things and don't let it burn. Trial and error. If it sounds like it'll taste good, it probably will. Simple. I like Liv, she's a good one. The two of you close? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	It's got to be more complicated when you're feeding a bunch of people, though, right? She took care of my injuries in the jungle but made it pretty clear that she was only doing it because she's got the training and not because she approves of me as a person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	It depends on how many more there are, but yeah, it's exponential. Ah, I see. Well, she's a nice girl, so try to be decent with her if you can manage it. I happen to be pretty fond of her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I don't know how many people will be showing up to this thing but I'm hoping for a decent turn out. She's younger than me, old man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	We'll plan big then, and if there's anything left over we can always pass it out to whoever else is around. It's not like that. ~~I think? Maybe. Fuck if I know.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for helping me be all social and shit. It better not be, that's just, eww, Han, come on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	You're making an effort and I'd like to support that, openly. And I appreciate you asking me to help you, too. It means a lot. I am entirely too old for that sort of thing anyway, so just stop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Someone has to do the actual cooking at this dinner of mine. But I wouldn't mind learning some tricks from you as we go, just in case I have to do this again sometime. Okay, okay. But I'll remind you that you do make fun of my choice of partners so I'm allowed to nudge you about yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	You will be learning and helping, though, not just standing back and letting me do all the work for you. And I've never made fun of Hux, simply pointed out that he was a bit uptight, which he undeniably is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I promise that I won't make you do all the work. It wouldn't be bonding if I just sat back and watched. You said he looked like a twelve year old in his daddy's uniform! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Good, good. Then it should be a successful night for everyone, I imagine. Oh, that's right, I did! And I stand by that as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	So I'm allowed to say that whatever is going on is just plain weird and stand by that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure what you find weird about it. Older folks and younger folks make friends all the time. I'm friends with Captain Holden, is that weird? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	That's just annoying because he's annoying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	You don't like him because he has a balanced sense of right and wrong. Are you afraid this might cut into how much time I'm going to be able to spend with you? Is that the problem? Or is it actually because you just think it's weird that I might get involved with someone younger than you? Because right now in this place your mother is younger than you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	He wouldn't give me his damned machete, like I was just going to randomly start murdering people. Well, first off, I sure better be your first priority here. And, secondly, yes, it's weird that you might get involved with someone younger than me. With Leia, it would be different. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Son

shootfirst
2017-06-20 11:56 pm UTC (link)

Was it his machete, though, son? Because we taught you that you can't just take other people's things. Unless they're small and you do it with the certain kind of finesse that I taught you and no one notices.

You're at least top three along with survival and not strangling anyone here. Unfortunately for you, you don't have any say in it. I happen to like the girl and whatever happens, I'm going to let it happen.

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	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's a bit too late to be trying to teach me basic rules about sharing and not stealing. Fine, just, for the love of the Force, don't tell me about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-21 12:03 am UTC (link)
	You were never good at sharing, I don't think it's ever too late to try to reinforce those basic rules. Why in hell would I do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-21 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Kind of hard to share when you have a voice in your head telling you that you deserve all the toys and that you should kill anyone who tries to take them from you. I don't know, to scar me for life? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-21 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Do you have that voice in your head here? Can we work on repairing some of the things that he broke while he was in there? Because if we can, I'd like to try. I mean that sincerely, I'd like to let you lean on me as much as you need to while you work through whatever you need to so when you go back you're strong enough so he never gets back in there again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Han

jedikiller
2017-06-21 12:23 am UTC (link)

He's not in my head here. They've blocked him somehow. That means I can share my plans with you without risking him overhearing: I plan to go back, kill my mother, kill my uncle, and then kill Snoke himself so I can be free of the influence any Force-wielder, free to figure out who I am without external influences.

If you want to help me be strong enough to achieve that, all of that, then, yes, you can help me.

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Son

shootfirst
2017-06-21 02:13 am UTC (link)

I assumed the first two were part of your plan already and as long as you don't draw it out, don't intend to make them suffer, then I can accept it. I'm already dead there. All their deaths mean to me is that the three of us will be together again soon. And if it means you're closer to killing Snoke, then good. If that's what you have to do to be free of him, then that's what you have to do. I wish it wasn't, but I want him gone too.

And yes, I want to help you be strong enough to achieve the end of that, so I accept the rest of it.

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	Han jedikiller 2017-06-21 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	So how do you think you can help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-22 07:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, but I don't think it would hurt anything if you ever want to talk about what happened, what it was like. On your own time, on your own terms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)