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ren (jedikiller) wrote in incompletedata,
@ 2017-06-20 11:24:00

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Animal trainers! You work hard, trying to get those unwieldy animals to do what you want. You literally shovel their shit, too. I imagine it's very tough work.

So I'm going to cook dinner for you all tomorrow night. Meet me in the southern-most tent after the show and you won't regret it.

[Han]

Do you know how to cook? Want to help me with this? Father-son bonding.

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	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	You will be learning and helping, though, not just standing back and letting me do all the work for you. And I've never made fun of Hux, simply pointed out that he was a bit uptight, which he undeniably is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I promise that I won't make you do all the work. It wouldn't be bonding if I just sat back and watched. You said he looked like a twelve year old in his daddy's uniform! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Good, good. Then it should be a successful night for everyone, I imagine. Oh, that's right, I did! And I stand by that as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	So I'm allowed to say that whatever is going on is just plain weird and stand by that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure what you find weird about it. Older folks and younger folks make friends all the time. I'm friends with Captain Holden, is that weird? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	That's just annoying because he's annoying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-20 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	You don't like him because he has a balanced sense of right and wrong. Are you afraid this might cut into how much time I'm going to be able to spend with you? Is that the problem? Or is it actually because you just think it's weird that I might get involved with someone younger than you? Because right now in this place your mother is younger than you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	He wouldn't give me his damned machete, like I was just going to randomly start murdering people. Well, first off, I sure better be your first priority here. And, secondly, yes, it's weird that you might get involved with someone younger than me. With Leia, it would be different. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Son

shootfirst
2017-06-20 11:56 pm UTC (link)

Was it his machete, though, son? Because we taught you that you can't just take other people's things. Unless they're small and you do it with the certain kind of finesse that I taught you and no one notices.

You're at least top three along with survival and not strangling anyone here. Unfortunately for you, you don't have any say in it. I happen to like the girl and whatever happens, I'm going to let it happen.

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	Han jedikiller 2017-06-20 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's a bit too late to be trying to teach me basic rules about sharing and not stealing. Fine, just, for the love of the Force, don't tell me about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-21 12:03 am UTC (link)
	You were never good at sharing, I don't think it's ever too late to try to reinforce those basic rules. Why in hell would I do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-21 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Kind of hard to share when you have a voice in your head telling you that you deserve all the toys and that you should kill anyone who tries to take them from you. I don't know, to scar me for life? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-21 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Do you have that voice in your head here? Can we work on repairing some of the things that he broke while he was in there? Because if we can, I'd like to try. I mean that sincerely, I'd like to let you lean on me as much as you need to while you work through whatever you need to so when you go back you're strong enough so he never gets back in there again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Han

jedikiller
2017-06-21 12:23 am UTC (link)

He's not in my head here. They've blocked him somehow. That means I can share my plans with you without risking him overhearing: I plan to go back, kill my mother, kill my uncle, and then kill Snoke himself so I can be free of the influence any Force-wielder, free to figure out who I am without external influences.

If you want to help me be strong enough to achieve that, all of that, then, yes, you can help me.

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Son

shootfirst
2017-06-21 02:13 am UTC (link)

I assumed the first two were part of your plan already and as long as you don't draw it out, don't intend to make them suffer, then I can accept it. I'm already dead there. All their deaths mean to me is that the three of us will be together again soon. And if it means you're closer to killing Snoke, then good. If that's what you have to do to be free of him, then that's what you have to do. I wish it wasn't, but I want him gone too.

And yes, I want to help you be strong enough to achieve the end of that, so I accept the rest of it.

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	Han jedikiller 2017-06-21 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	So how do you think you can help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-22 07:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, but I don't think it would hurt anything if you ever want to talk about what happened, what it was like. On your own time, on your own terms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-22 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	If you really think that could help, I'll try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-22 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	It may help if I knew what happened, so I can help you pick up the pieces and put things back in order. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-22 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	I guess I'd just have trouble figuring out where to start. When I first remember hearing him? When I realized he was real and I wasn't crazy? Where? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-22 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	At the beginning. And we'll figure it out from there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-22 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	He once told me that he was aware of me while I was still in the womb, that he knew that I would come and be the most powerful Force user since the Emperor himself. Whether that was the truth or whether he wanted to make me feel like I was destined for this, I don't know, but that's the chronological beginning, I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Son

shootfirst
2017-06-22 10:27 pm UTC (link)

Your mother said she felt him before you were born too, so it must be true.

Listen, I want to be able to look at your face while you do this, even though I get that it might be easier for you not to do that. After your dinner, we'll find some time just for the two of us and sit down and work through it all one step at a time, one piece at a time, and we'll get him out of your head for good.

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	Han jedikiller 2017-06-22 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	At least some of what he said is true, then. You do realize that, as soon as I'm transported back to our world, he'll get his hooks back into me, right? If I remember my time here, I'd be better prepared to make it look like I'm a good little Sith Lord until the time is right to kill him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)