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Now, while we're all waiting for the main event, we bring you the first wanktastic poll of 2011:
Poll #6049 Wanktastic Poll #1
Open to: All, results viewable to: All
Which students wank the most?
Which Head of House Wanks the most?
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Filius Flitwick
4 (7.8%)
Horace Slughorn 13 (25.5%)
Minerva McGonagall 7 (13.7%)
Pomona Sprout 4 (7.8%)
Severus Snape 29 (56.9%)
Which DADA teacher wanks the most?
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Alastor Moody (the man needs some serious stress relief) 4 (7.8%)
Amycus Carrow (evil wanker; 'nuff said) 2 (3.9%)
Dolores Umbridge (pretending to be sweet, girlish, and civil is rough) 4 (7.8%)
Gilderoy Lockhart (because he really, really loves himself) 22 (43.1%)
Quirenus Quirrel (your would too if you had a Dark Lord on your head) 0 (0.0%)
Remus Lupin (it's that insatiable werewolf sex drive) 13 (25.5%)
Severus Snape (all that angst and drama has to be channeled into something) 17 (33.3%)
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