HP Wankfest 2011

r_grayjoy @ 04:37 pm: Wanking from Aeternitas! (Wanktastic Poll #2)
Hello! Rowan here, reporting from Aeternitas! I'm currently sitting with a room full of wankers and having a blast. Take that as you will.

We've been having an animated discussion about... well, I think you can guess. And so we have a few questions we'd like answered...


Poll #6073 Wanktastic Poll #2
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Which Marauders era student wanked the most?

Which Weasley wanks the most?

What's a Death Eater's favorite wank assistance device/toy/prop?

Who could most benefit from a good, long wank?

For part 2, we'd like for you to fill in the blanks with character names -- but the catch is, you may only use each name once!

Poll #6074 Wanktastic Poll #2, Continued
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Who likes to be watched while wanking?

Who likes to watch others wanking?

Who only wanks with the lights off?

Who can perform autofellatio?

Who flogs/whips themselves while wanking?

Who fantasizes about spanking/flogging/whipping someone else while wanking?

Who's a noisy wanker?

Who has a custom made dildo?

Who teaches the younger students to wank?

Feel free to explain your reasoning in comments!

That's all from us for now, fellow wankers! Look for the first fic and art posts on Sunday.

Tags: modly, poll, wank warm-up

wanking_mods @ 03:35 pm: Resources for Wankers
Before we get to the thrust of the matter here (haha), a reminder that we have a rather amusing discussion going on in our last post containing our tales of woe and hilarity centered around our (sometimes unfortunate) sexual experiences. Anonymous posting is enabled, so don't be afraid to join in!

Now, on to the matter at hand. (Wow, and that pun wasn't even intentional!) Valuable resources for all you wankers out there! Purely for research purposes to enhance your fic writing, of course. ::cough:: We don't really need to tell you that these are NOT worksafe, right... ?

- The classic site for male masturbation techniques and information, the ever-so-useful JackinWorld. Be sure to check out the sections on foreskin pleasure and methods involving objects.

- For a long list of female masturbation techniques as described by women who utilize them, see Female Masturbation Techniques: Common Methods of Female Masturbation.

- The illustrated ::cough:: guide to male masturbation: Male Masturbation Techniques. This one's worth seeing purely for the instructions on how to wank with a plantain!

- Of course there's the companion illustrated guide to female masturbation: Female Masturbation Techniques. Sadly, though, this one contains no special instructions on sex with fruits or vegetables. I feel cheated...

- However... those who followed Wankfest back in 2008 will get a special giggle out of the site that gives step-by-step instructions for making Pumpkin Sex Toys.

- Here, have some highly questionable but fun Fap Statistics.

- And some slightly more scientific and belivable stats for women: Female Masturbation Statistics: 1953 to Present.

- Finally, what sort of list of informative sites would fail to include the ever-dependable and oh-so-accurate (and yes, that was sarcasm) Wikipedia? The article on Masturbation contains some interesting sections about masturbation in history and society, cultural views and practices regarding masturbation, and the health and psychological effects of masturbation.

Never let it be said that our fest isn't educational!

Enjoy!! ;)

Tags: modly, wank warm-up

wanking_mods @ 06:39 pm: We Want to Hear Your Stories! (Wankfest Discussion Post #1)
No, not your Wankfest fics. Well, we want those also, but what we mean is, we want to hear your "real life" stories that involve the diverting dangers and drawbacks of masturbation!

Ever been caught with your hand in the cookie jar? Ever caught someone else with their pants down? Have any unfortunate experiences with "what not to do while wanking"? Recall any awkward and embarrassing moments when discussing masturbation with your parents/kids?

Take a few moments to tell your sad tales so we can all have a laugh at each other's expense. After all, sex -- even (especially?) with oneself -- is funny!

ETA: In the interest in bringing more laughs, humorous stories involving any sort of sex -- solo, partnered, or grouped -- are welcome in this discussion. Just give us a dirty giggle!


FYI: Anonymous commenting is enabled, so if you're embarrassed by your story, feel free to post it anonymously.

Tags: modly, wank warm-up

r_grayjoy @ 11:16 am: Reminder and Wanktastic Poll
First, a reminder that your pieces are due in two days! We do hope they're coming soon (ha ha). If you need a couple of extra days, shoot us a quick email to let us know you're working on it. Hey, sometimes these things take time... We understand! We'd just like to know how many fics/arts to expect.

Now, while we're all waiting for the main event, we bring you the first wanktastic poll of 2011:

Poll #6049 Wanktastic Poll #1
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Which students wank the most?

Which Head of House Wanks the most?

Which DADA teacher wanks the most?

Tags: modly, poll, wank warm-up