'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: midnightblue88
Recipient: screamingveela
Title: The Greenhouse Effect
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron/Hermione/Harry
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters are over 18.
Summary: One year later and Hermione was still watching over him, and Ron was still holding his hand, and Harry still needed them more than he could ever say out loud.
Warnings: EWE, PWP-ish
Word Count: ~2,200
Author's Notes: Thank you to the wonderful people that looked over the fic for me and offered suggestions and encouragement along the way.

screamingveela, you asked for sex in the greenhouses, at Hogwarts or shortly after the war, and sweet, first time sex (I sort of stretched that last one a bit, I hope it's okay). I wanted this to be really plotty and deep, but then the characters were like, "We just want to have sex in the greenhouse," and it was really hard to say no with Ron making that pouty face, so I gave in. I really hope you enjoy it!


( The Greenhouse Effect )

Author: hecticity
Recipient: sake1_1
Title: Sarcasm and Cigarettes
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Blaise/Zacharias, Justin/Susan (as a side pairing)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Zacharias was such a secretive person that he did not come out to his friends. Luckily, they knew him so well that they came out for him.
Warnings: (more like requested kinks ;)) PWP, slash, club scene, crossdressing, dominance, banter, voyeurism, leather, masturbation, foreplay, smoking (cigarettes), a bit of het
Word count: ~2700
Author's note: this is the most smutty, slashy fic I have written in a LONG while. You didn't ask for a club scene, but it was the only way I could think to fit a number of your kinks into the same fic. Hope you like it, sake1_1!


( Sarcasm and Cigarettes )

Author: chazpure
Recipient: leni_jess
Title: Not from the Stars
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Severus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. Some dialogue herein is quoted directly from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; no copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: As matters go from bad to worse, Lucius and Narcissa struggle to gauge the political situation, maintain the right alliances, and protect their family any way they can. Severus has proved himself a loyal servant of the Dark Lord, but does that really mean he can be trusted?
Warnings: het, slash, semi-public sex, mild bondage, mild bloodplay, oral, anal
Word Count: ~11,500
Author’s Notes: Happy Springsmut to leni_jess! I hope you enjoy this! Many thanks to my precious beta for all her help; any errors remaining are mine.


( Not From the Stars )

Author: green_amber
Recipient: inthesewalls
Title: Faces
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Tonks/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Tonks assumes three faces to spy on Draco Malfoy.
Warnings: incest, underage, fourth-wall-breakage, first person
Word Count: ~2450
Author's Notes: Xander, I hope this is up your alley. When I saw this pairing in your request along with a mention of sex with ulterior motives and something that fit into canon, this popped into my mind and refused to be dissuaded. :) Special thanks are owed to B.

( Faces )

Author: redcandle17
Recipient: All hp_springsmut watchers and participants. Enjoy!
Title: The Joys and Sorrows of Pet Ownership
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Pansy/Hermione, Pansy/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Pansy is forced to choose between her beloved pet and her ambition.
Warnings: AU, abuse, chan, darkness.
Word Count: ~2,450


( The Joys and Sorrows of Pet Ownership )

Author: mizbean
Recipient: wook77
Title: Love Is A Hard Waltz
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Seamus/Lavender
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Of falling and falling in love
Warnings: Parallel timelines
Word Count: ~9,100
Author's Notes: Dearest, wook77, this is the first time I've written either of these characters, so this proved to be a challenge, and I hope I succeeded in fulfilling your expectations. I incorporated the following prompts: romance, exploration of Lavender's injuries, a believable seventh-year fic about those left behind, kissing and OMG!more kissing. Lavender's family history has been completely fabricated. If this contradicts with canon, that's too bad:P


( Love Is A Hard Waltz )

Artist: laboratories
Recipient: ramie_k
Title: Four
Rating: R
Pairing(s): James/Lily/Sirius/Remus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Photoshop CS
Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: Dear Megan Rose, I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed drawing it!


( Four )

Author: lady_green_bat
Recipient: idea_of_sarcasm
Title: Cabin Fever
Rating: R
Pairing: Katie Bell/Oliver Wood
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Katie hungers for many things but people just keep getting in her way.
Warnings: Sexual situations, frustration, language
Word Count: 2000+
Author's Notes: I'm a pinch-hitter so I haven't had as much time to write something extraordinary for you BUT I do hope you enjoy this. I love the pairing—although I'm more a fan of fanon than canon LOL Anyway, I hope you like it!


( Cabin Fever )

Artist: gothslytherin
Recipient: antisocial_nerd
Title: In the Garden
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Lucius/Luna
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: ps 7
Warnings: Mild nudity, very mild bondage, outdoors, almost voyeurism
Artist's Notes: I tried mixing your requests for very light bondage, school uniform, Luna and Lucius outdoors and Narcissa staring out somewhere not noticing.. It didn't come out as I imagined it, but time was running, so I hope this is enough.


( In the Garden )

Author: arbor_vitae
Recipient: lunalelle
Title: He Haunts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Voldemort/Hermione, Lupin/Tom/Snape, hints of Hermione/Ron
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Don't close your eyes. He's standing right there, before you.
Warnings: Horror, slight non-con, may be a little gory near the end
Word Count: ~3,700
Author's Notes: Written for lunalelle who requested a canon-compliant Voldemort/Hermione and Lupin/Tom/Snape darkfic, powerplay, and a bittersweet ending. May you have a wonderful spring! It was a great honor to write for you, and I do hope you enjoy this tale. Many thanks to my wonderful beta! You were a wonderful help!


( He Haunts )

Author: catgoddess
Recipient: syven
Title: Lost and Found
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ginny/Neville
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ginny left after the final battle, to start a new life. However, sometimes the past tends to find you when you least expect it. It can be a good thing.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~4,100
Author's Notes: This is a variation of prompt No. 1. I was trying to avoid fluff as much as possible. I really hope you like it.


( Lost and Found )

Author: simons_flower
Recipient: midnightblue88
Title: One Thousand Words
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron/Hermione
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ron thought he'd entice his lovers but has the tables turned on him instead.
Warnings: masturbation, dirty talk, wall sex, EWE
Word Count: ~2,500
Author's Notes: midnightblue88's request can be found here. Thank you to F and B for the beta. Without them, this story wouldn't make much sense.


( One Thousand Words )

Author: Irthunder
Recipient: cutecoati
Title: The Lovers' Ring
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Luna
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Luna helps Harry obtain a ring to propose to Ginny, but something happens he does not expect.
Warnings: none
Word Count: 4,493


( The Lovers' Ring )

Author: leni_jess
Recipient: karasu_hime
Title: The Toymaker's Daughter
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Nymphadora Tonks
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A sadder and a wiser Tonks after she survives the Battle of Hogwarts? No way. Back into the lists of love she goes...with a bit more forethought than last time, but an even more awkward target.
Warnings: AU from all some of those deaths at the end of DH; they've been undone.
Word Count: ~17,300
Author's Notes: Doing the research for this was fun. It would have been more fun if I hadn't been in such a hurry, but at least I was able to build on some previous knowledge, and now know more, which is always good.

Just so the title doesn't bug you – in the 18th century Birmingham toymakers made "toys" (duh). "Birmingham toys" were not dolls or trains or spinning tops, but small more-or-less useful objects, including anything for which the patterns used changed frequently: boxes, buttons, buckles, bracelets, seals (most of what we now call jewelery), clocks, watches, specialised tools, and you-name-its.

I hope the plot I stitched together holds up. I chose this prompt from karasu_hime's list: Snape/Tonks: Tonks wants Snape. Have at it! I believe I managed to include a good number of her smut preferences.

Thanks to my beta reader B, my pre-beta reader R, and to the mods for their patience, no doubt finger-tapping and head-desking, but they never shared that with me.


( The Toymaker's Daughter )

Artist: artzeechik04
Recipient: t_quibbler
Title: The Restricted Section
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Viktor/Hermione/(Ron) (kinda)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Media: Adobe Ilustrator & Photoshop, and Wacom Tablet
SummaryRon finally learns why Hermione likes to spend so much time in the library
Warnings: Not Work-Safe
Artist's Notes: i couldn't help myself, the devil plot bunnies made me do it! :P


( The Restricted Section )

Author: cutecoati
Recipient: All hp_springsmut watchers and participants. Enjoy!
Title: The Lady of the Lake
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Salazar/Rowena
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Rowena Ravenclaw is a reasonable, intellectual, and pragmatic woman – until one Salazar Slytherin comes along.
Warnings: (highlight to read) Character death
Word Count: ~5300
Author's Notes: This turned out a lot weirder than I had anticipated, but I hope it is to your liking! My heartfelt thank you to S for the beta.


( The Lady of the Lake )

Author: lunalelle
Recipient: redcandle17
Title: Black Dove
Pairing: Hermione/Fenrir, suggestions of others
Rating: MA
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: (AU: Voldemort wins) Fenrir has to prove his willingness to submit to new terms.
Warnings: dub con, manipulation, rough sex, s&m
Word count: 4860 words
Author's Notes: I think that your intention in asking for Hermione/Fenrir was for a different dynamic, but I was simply unable to come up with a passably original idea for that dynamic. However, I love the pairing. As a result, I've flipped the dynamic completely, and I hope that you enjoy it as much this way as the conventional way. Betaed by M.


( Black Dove )

Artist: bruni
Recipient: ozma_katiebell
Title: Hide
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus/Luna
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Pencil
Warnings: ...nothing, really, apart from it being NWS. But that's kind of a given. ;P
Artist's Notes: I really, really hope you'll like it! It's my very first time with this pairing - and, well, with threesomes in general - so I'm not really sure of it. I tried my best! :)


( Hide )

Author: fourth_rose
Recipient: ninnive
Title: To all of us on our way through life (without our noticing for a time)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco/Luna
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: It is four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, and all is not well. Harry Potter, husband, father, and Junior Auror, has everything he ever wanted – which only goes to prove that you should be careful what you wish for.
Warnings: Infidelity, threesome, voyeurism, a hint of bondage. Not epilogue-compliant.
Word Count: ~13,000
Author's Notes: You made me a very happy camper with your requests, ninnive – I did my best to work in as many of them as I could, and I hope you enjoy the result! The title is from J. M. Barrie's "Peter Pan". Many thanks to my wonderful beta!


( To all of us on our way through life (without our noticing for a time) )

Author/Artist: nixitall
Recipient: darsynia
Title: The Born Again Virgin
Rating: NC-17 (Art is G)
Pairing(s): Sirius/Hermione
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Hermione has been suffering through a dry spell. A long dry spell.
Warnings: wall!sex, pining, masturbation
Media: pencil
Word Count: ~5,200
Author/Artist's Notes: This was written for Darsynia, using her 'some sort of discovery' prompt. I hope you enjoy it; I had a fun time writing it. I finished it ahead of schedule so I decided to add a drawing. I hope it works, too. :D Thank you, thank you, thank you to my beta, who I can’t name, but you know who you are!


( The Born Again Virgin )

Artist: antisocial_nerd
Recipient: juniperus
Title: Comfort
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Snape/Sinistra
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Comfort is always second of importance.
Warnings: Not Worksafe
Artist's Notes: Hope you like it!


( Comfort )

Author: ceria
Recipient: piratesword
Title: Fading
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry/Luna and Luna/Neville
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Using Godric's sword really wasn't a good idea.
Warnings: Character death
Word Count: @ 5,600
Author's Notes: Thank you to my betas for their help.

( Fading )

Author: ozma_katiebell
Recipient: wayharshtai
Title: Surely You Can't be Serious
Rating: Adult
Pairing(s): Fred/Angelina/George
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Angelina has never had much luck with the opposite sex. Her luck is about to change
Warnings: See Pairing - Slightly incestous, though the twins don't touch. Much. D/P.
Word Count: 5189
Author's Notes: Recipient wanted: sex in places that aren't beds, ust, dark situations (well, there is a borderline abusive relationship mentioned), hate!sex, semi-public sex (snogging), conversations during sexual acts, believable plot and characterisation (fingers crossed), humour. I hope that this is up your alley. I know that I sure had fun writing it! Many thanks to P for the brit-pick and J for the beta.


( Surely You Can't be Serious )

Author: starrika
Recipient: cat_goddess
Title: Stammerings and Staff Meetings
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Neville/Susan
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Susan Bones was not a timid person, except when it came to the Herbology Professor.
Warnings: None, except for sex.
Word Count: 3,766
Author's Notes: I hope you like this, cat_goddess! I tried to work in as many of your kinks and prompts as possible, and most importantly, make it romantic. :)


( Stammerings and Staff Meetings )

Author: lunalovepotter
Recipient: nixitall
Title: A Reasonable Expectation of Privacy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Regulus/Rose
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Curiosity can be a dangerous thing.
Warnings: Contains time-travel, some rough sex, and what could be construed as dubious consent.
Word Count: ~6800
Author's Notes: Writing this took me into completely uncharted territory, so I want to thank my uber-fantastic beta for her constant encouragement. I hope you enjoy it, nixitall!


( A Reasonable Expectation of Privacy )

Artist: dramedy
Recipient: hecticity
Title: Bite of the Moon
Rating: hard R
Pairing(s): Morag/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Photoshop
Warnings: hickies/biting, full female frontal.
Artist's Notes: I hope you like it, the more I learned about Morag the more she took shape in my head.


( Bite of the Moon )

Author: darsynia
Recipient: lrthunder
Title: Unexpected Perks
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry/Cho
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: It's the unexpected perks of having the password to the Prefects' bathroom that Harry really likes...
Warnings: solo, voyeurism
Word Count: ~1,400
Author's Notes: I hope you like it! I included a very loose interpretation of 'skinny-dipping' and 'exhibitionism' in this--you'll see what I mean. It turned out very different than what I was expecting, but still hot, I hope! Also, I have Cho as a prefect here, though it's an unknown in canon, I believe. Thanks to the lovely L for the beta.


( Unexpected Perks )

Author: jairissa
Recipient: simons_flower
Title: A Year Ago Today
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Luna
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Seeing is necessary for believing, surely?
Warnings: Luna, in this, is 17. All other characters are over 18.
Word Count: ~3500
Author's Notes: simons_flower, this was something very new and different for me. I hope I have done it justice for you.


( A Year Ago Today )

Author: syven
Recipient: starrika
Title: Cyprus Surprise
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Ginny Weasley
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: While in Greece for a Quidditch game, Ginny discovers someone she thought she'd never see again.
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~6,100
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta, L. The prompts were Orchids, the Mediterranean Sea, Veuve Clicquot.


( Cyprus Surprise )

Author: marseverlasting
Recipient: a_merry_chase
Title: All Narrow Jealousies
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): James/Lily/Sirius/Remus/Peter (various permutations of)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When Lily discovers she's pregnant, a carefully balanced dynamic begins to unravel between the one she loves, the other one she loves, the other one she loves, and the other one she loves. A fractal portrait of five people in one relationship.
Warnings: sex and angst and epic amounts of fluff
Word Count: ~13,500
Author's Notes: So many thanks to my Dylan Thomas, for inspiration, hand-holding, and general perfection.


( All Narrow Jealousies )

Author: i_octopus
Recipient: littleblackbow
Title: Everything Old Is New Again
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Rita Skeeter
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Title is lifted from the song of the same name by Peter Allen.
Summary: The story behind the story of the greatest scoop of Rita Skeeter's career.
Warnings: Vanilla crack!fic [Rita has swallowed Austen (plus a bit of derivative Fielding) and Bronte and what is reconstituted here bears only the scarcest likeness to those authors]
Word Count: ~2,250
Author's Notes: Many and varied and effusive thanks to N for her eagle eyes.


( Everything Old Is New Again )