InsaneJournal

Okay. So I know I missed a couple intros and I'm not caught up on them. And I'm posting this at like midnight But I have an intro lol So

I'm Roz, I have nothing exciting to add about myself because I'm boring

I did go to the dentist today, to get a root canal removed because I can't afford to get it fixed, and I told my dentist that my pain's all over the place and I'm not even sure if it's the root canal at this point, so he took that full head kinda xray and was like you right. You got these two wisdom teeth that have massive cavities and are kinda broke and they're wisdom teeth like you don't even need those so let's just remove those first and see if they're the bastards causing this pain. And I was like alright cool, because I kinda need this molar to chew on anyway. And then he read my mind and was like - so I know the last time I removed a tooth, it took you three visits for us to numb it, so let's not do that this time, and take these antibiotics for a week first instead.

And that is a story of my day.

Anyway, I'm bringing you the last junior ribbonfin dude. And likely my last character here, because I don't have the capability of writing a dissertation for a fifth, and also I don't think I actually have the capability of even playing a fifth so. Here we go.

This is Matteo Diaz. He is from Chicago, and a muggleborn. He attended Illervermorny (I butcher that word every time I type it), and was in Thunderbird, and got here literally entirely based on volunteer work because he doesn't really care about athletics and he's not really good at academics, but he cares about helping people.

This kid is weird and eccentric. And very philosophy kind of motivated. He's very invested in understanding the universe and what the universe is trying to tell him, and believes strongly that our one goal on earth is to simply find the truest form of our true selves. So he's basically a fucking hippie. And he really is - he's all about pacifism and mediation, and living and let live. Accept people for exactly who they are, do not tie them down with these expected curriculums of what they should be learning, or with these social norms and bullshit constructs of sexuality and gender. Let these people figure out who they are at the very core of their being and embrace it, because no matter what they are, it's gonna be beautiful, because everything is beautiful.

Like this is the fucking kid that derails history of magic lectures by questioning what history really means, and does it really exist, and are we the living embodiment of history in action. Which evolves into what is fate - and since we are the living embodiment of history in action, does free choice even truly exist. He derails his essays with spiritual wandering. He fucking loves astronomy and divination, because he believes those are very expansive branches of magic, they don't fit into this proposed box of magic.

I'm gonna have to be drunk every time I write him, and it's gonna be fantastic.

He does need friends, or people he annoys and just doesn't realize it. And past flings or hook ups or spiritual sexual journeys lol And people he attended illervermorny with. And one of his main volunteer work there was creating a muggleborn outreach program to help stabilize and basically assimilate muggleborns into the school so anybody who actually took part in that and who got to know a super caring baby Teo would be awesome. And basically everything else.