Queen Bea Wilson of Monstropolis (sweet_bea) wrote in freedomtownic, @ 2021-04-11 17:51:00 |
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Alright. Anyone who knows me knows that I try to do the right thing, even if I end up doing it in a really, really stupid way.
This right here is one of those stupid ways.
When Galador had a single ruling family, they contacted me about helping with something. As some of you might remember from a few years back, two kaiju (Kong and Clover) appeared here, brought by the gem.
Clover was defeated by having a starship explode in it's face, and Kong was knocked out by Ant-Man in a moment that hopefully gave him a lifetime of pussy being thrown at him.
Nobody ever really asked what happened to the kaiju after this, and I'm guessing everyone just assumed the gem took them just like it brought them. Well... that's not the case.
Those were far from the first kaiju to appear here. In fact, the first of them arrived shortly before we relocated to Galador. Trust me, it wasn't just people that were taking up too much room on Knowhere, folks.
So, we picked out a large, unoccupied continent on the other side of Galador, and have been using it as a habitat for any kaiju that are brought here. We've put one-way shields around it, that enable people/creatures/etc to enter the area, but not to leave without having the shields temporarily lowered.
We called it Monster Island (if you love cheesy old monster movies, you get it), and since I was (at the time) princess of a Monster Kingdom, I was told about it, so that I could help oversee it. I wasn't thrilled about the idea of hiding it from everyone, but a combination of getting their reasoning (if people knew about it, they'd be tempted to visit it and/or weaponize the kaiju) and the fact that they told me I could keep my widdle Jason if I went along with it convinced me.
These monsters are not evil. Not in any way. They're more like wild animals... who happen to be roughly the size of skyscrapers. We'd rather keep you AND them safe. That said, a woman that was just brought here, a half-monster called Mileena, somehow sensed the presence of the kaiju on arrival and stole a ship to get there.
We're sending a retrieval team to get her, but clearly this is gonna make keeping the place a secret any longer pretty much as likely as Joss Whedon ever having a career again.
For now, we're still keeping the coordinates private, for YOUR safety. But I assure you, as Queen of Monstropolis (and by proxy, of Monster Island), once this is over, Queen Emily and myself will sit down with whoever we need to, to devise a method of allowing you all to satisfy your curiosity while also keep you safe.
Bea out, bitches.
ROYALTY/SHIELD/RETRIEVAL TEAM
A'ight, peeps. Here's all the info I could get for you at the moment. There's a shit ton of creatures on that landmass and the surrounding ocean. But obviously, the ones to be extremely careful of are the BIG-ASS BUILDING-SIZED MOTHERFUCKERS.
So, here's a list of the ones we've had placed there, along with any pertinent info that could help.
Mothra - This is my fuckin' girl right here. The legendary queen of all monsters. She's not out to hurt anyone, but will if you step to her. I believe the phrase is "don't start no shit, and there won't be no shit".
Biollante - A man-made kaiju, created by combining DNA of kaiju, human, and flower. Like Mothra, steer clear of it, and you'll likely be ok. This one's got ZERO qualms on murderizing anyone who even annoys it, so tread lightly.
Gigan - Here's where shit gets a little trickier. Gigan here isn't exactly out hunting people, but he IS a violent motherfucker who WILL kill your ass for shits and giggles. You know that kid we all knew who thought it was fun to squish bugs when he saw them? Gigan is the person. We're the bugs.
Godzilla/Gojira - The legend himself. King of the motherfuckin' Monsters. Much as you've seen in the movies, this big bastard will do his best to take out any threat to his home and it's inhabitants. I wouldn't go so far as to call him a "heroic" kaiju, but as long as you do nothing to make him see you as a threat, he will NOT attack you.
Kong - Another in the book of "start no shit, there'll be no shit", Kong generally likes just being left alone. Occasionally, he'll meet someone (kaiju, human, whatever) that he genuinely connects with and will do anything to protect.
Behemoth - Yeah, yeah. I know. It's like Snuffleupagus took the super-soldier serum. Generally, Behemoth will not attack anyone... but also doesn't really give a fuck if you happen to be in his way. He'd step on you more commonly than he'd step around you. He's built like a fucking tank, so avoid conflict unless absolutely necessary.
Clover - Despite initial suspicions, this creature is not inherently bad or aggressive. It does however spook very easily, and when spooked, it will cause damage on a catastrophic scale.
Megalon - Tough as a brick of 100% titanium, and honestly about as smart as one. Dangerous and aggressive, but dumber than the final season of The L Word.
Gamera - Another fairly benevolent one, this big-ass turtle just wants to be left alone to... to... I dunno, do whatever the fuck big-ass turtles do. Piss him off though, and he will fuck your shit up. And honestly, who wants to go down in history as having been offed by a giant turtle?
Rodan - Ever play Pokemon and wonder what Moltres would be like it he was real and ready to fuck some shit up? Now you can find out. Rodan here is essentially subservient to whoever is the acting King. Meaning, as long as you don't give Godzilla a reason to want you dead, Rodan probably won't fuck with you. Regardless, try to stay away from the volcano on Monster Island is possible, as that's where he lives, and tends to be a big ol' bitch if you wake him up.