Fandom PSLs

I know it's a little frowned upon right now but I would REALLY like a well written twilight line against my Nessie, Alice, or Bella.

Not exactly a PSL, but would anyone like to pretend to be Pepper Potts and yell at me to work on my law school applications?

A little late to the party, but I would love to pick up a Moriarty for a BBC Sherlock line, either against a Sebastian Moran (I'd kill for a Craig Parkinson Moran <3), a Sherlock or a John. Completely open to pre- or post-Reichenbach scenarios. Slash/threading (maybe with texts and ic customs for ic play).