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Tweak says, "Tick tick tick tick!"

Susan Sto Helit || Death (deathsdoorway) wrote in escapemechanism,
@ 2009-05-21 18:28:00

Entry tags:

brain, death, pinky

I AM FLESH AND BLOOD. THIS IS MOST PECULIAR. I WONDER IF THIS MEANS I HAVE A MORTALITY ...

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	trustingnature 2009-05-21 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Oh oh! Did you used to be a rat or an animal of some kind? Because apparently, they get to be human when they arrive here. It's really great! ~~NARF!~~ It happened to me and my friend ~~Pinky~~ Brain! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deathsdoorway 2009-05-21 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	I USED TO BE A SKELETON. YOU SHOULD MEET MY FRIEND THE DEATH OF RATS. I THINK YOU WOULD GET ALONG. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-23 01:07 am UTC (link)
	The ... the Death of Rats? Is that... is that something that causes rats to... to... die? Oh, I don't think I would like that friend of yours very much, oh no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deathsdoorway 2009-05-23 01:39 am UTC (link)
	HE DOES NOT MAKE THEM DIE. HE SIMPLY COLLECTS THEIR SOULS WHEN THEY DO. VERY SIMILAR TO MY JOB THOUGH ON A SMALLER SCALE. NO LESS WORTHY, HOWEVER; THERE ARE A LOT OF RATS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-24 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh... well... um... mmaybe I should... meet him... then. Since he'd be... takning my soul... ...Or would someone else be, since I'm not a rat anymore, and I have legs and arms and other things? Also - sir? I think your keyboard mechanism device thing is stuck in its CAPSLOCK function. There's a button you can press to fix that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deathsdoorway 2009-05-24 12:21 pm UTC (link)
	I DO NOT THINK HE IS HERE. IF HE ARRIVES, I WILL SEND HIM IN YOUR DIRECTION. I AM NOT CERTAIN. I SUPPOSE WE SHALL SEE IF YOU DIE. IF I SUDDENLY SHOW UP NEXT TO YOU, YOU'LL KNOW WHY. THERE IS NO BUTTON. I ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

trustingnature
2009-05-25 01:48 am UTC (link)

a VOICE machine! XD Oh sir, that's most interesting how the computer chose to reflect that in your writing! I very much like the typey keys! I can press them very earliy now - it used to be complicated with paws...

But oh! What happens when you sing? Because I have this function where... ~~oh dear, I seem to have lost it. Where did you go, little button?~~ ... I press it and it puts little musical... AH! There it is!

♫ I thought I was a fool for no one... °! but oooh baby I'm a fool for youuuu ♫

~~Huh. What's that odd bit in the middle there...?~~

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	deathsdoorway 2009-05-25 10:08 am UTC (link)
	I DO NOT SING NOR DO I BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD WISH TO HEAR THAT. YOU ARE WELCOME TO SING, HOWEVER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-25 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh wonderful! NARF! Brain said that I probably shouldn't sing, because then people wouldn't think that I was just a normal human, you know? ~~And then our plans would be ruined~~. Oh dear. I don't think I was supposed to tell you that part, NARF! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deathsdoorway 2009-05-25 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	YOU'RE NOT A NORMAL HUMAN? I WILL NOT TELL. THESE THINGS HAVE A WAY OF PLAYING THEMSELVES OUT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-25 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh uh... well, no. Not... no. I mean, I am now, but I used to be... ~~Oh dear. Brain will not be pleased.~~ Well, I used to be a rat. We both did. Me and Brain. So I guess we're not really normal, no. But I don't think I was supposed to tell anyone that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deathsdoorway 2009-05-25 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	PERHAPS I WILL HAVE HIM PAY YOU A VISIT IF HE ARRIVES. HE WILL PROBABLY BE FLESH AS WELL. IT SHOULD BE INTERESTING. YOU ARE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB OF NOT TELLING ANYONE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-26 03:18 am UTC (link)
	No... no, I suppose I'm... not... :( And if it's... really all the same to you... I'd rather not have a visit from... him... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deathsdoorway 2009-05-26 10:01 am UTC (link)
	YOU SHOULD WORK ON THAT. THAT WILL BE UP TO HIM IF HE ARRIVES. JUST TRY NOT TO DIE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pinky pondering 2009-05-25 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	You. Are in so much trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pinky trustingnature 2009-05-26 03:23 am UTC (link)
	But but but... BRAIN he asked a specific question and I ... I didn't know what to say, NARF, I get so flustered Brain. I didn't... I didn't... NARF! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	BRAIN! trustingnature 2009-05-26 03:24 am UTC (link)
	But but but... BRAIN he asked a specific question and I ... I didn't know what to say, NARF, I get so flustered Brain. I didn't... I didn't... NARF! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pinky pondering 2009-05-26 10:04 am UTC (link)
	If you don't know what to say then you shouldn't say anything, you imbecile. We will discuss this later (Reply to this) (Parent)

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