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Susan Sto Helit || Death ([info]deathsdoorway) wrote in [info]escapemechanism,
@ 2009-05-21 18:28:00

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Entry tags:brain, death, pinky

I AM FLESH AND BLOOD. THIS IS MOST PECULIAR.  I WONDER IF THIS MEANS I HAVE A MORTALITY ...



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[info]pleasant_one
2009-05-21 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Death is relative.

Who are you?

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-21 07:45 pm UTC (link)
YES I AM A RELATIVE. I HAVE A DAUGHTER AND A GRANDDAUGHTER.

DEATH.

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[info]pleasant_one
2009-05-21 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Death? Lovely.

I wouldn't believe it. Except, I am what I am and have met stranger.

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-21 08:00 pm UTC (link)
I DO NOT KNOW THAT I AM LOVELY BUT I AM ENJOYING THIS FORM. EVEN IF IT WILL TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO

OH YES. THERE ARE FAR STRANGER THAN ME. THE DEATH OF RATS, FOR INSTANCE. HE IS AN ODD CREATURE.

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[info]pleasant_one
2009-05-21 08:02 pm UTC (link)
You should have fun with it. Quite a bit of it by the looks of things.

I would imagine so. I don't think I'll be worrying about him though, or you for that matter.

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-21 08:09 pm UTC (link)
I DO NOT HAVE FUN. THIS WILL BE A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME.

I DO NOT THINK ANYONE NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT ME.

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[info]pleasant_one
2009-05-21 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Then perhaps it's me you should be worrying about.

Well then, perhaps we should meet, and I can show you a few new experiences.

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-21 08:30 pm UTC (link)
IS THERE CAUSE FOR CONCERN?

WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?

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[info]pleasant_one
2009-05-21 08:33 pm UTC (link)
Mmm, perhaps.

I don't know, I imagine this place has many interesting places to visit. I do have a nice tower in Zmergard though. If you care to try and get there.

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-21 08:39 pm UTC (link)
ZMERGARD. I AM ASSUMING THAT IS NOT HERE; I AM STILL IN DAR OMA. PERHAPS MY DOMAIN IS AROUND AS WELL. I SHOULD CHECK.

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[info]pleasant_one
2009-05-21 08:41 pm UTC (link)
No, not here. Would you prefer to stay here? We can try one of those club places humans so often frequent if you prefer.

Oh, I assume your domain wouldn't be all that far from mine.

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-21 08:51 pm UTC (link)
IT DOES NOT BOTHER ME ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. POSSIBLY BECAUSE I CANNOT BE BOTHERED.

THAT IS POSSIBLE. I STILL INTEND TO CHECK.

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[info]pleasant_one
2009-05-21 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Then you may as well check.

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-21 09:03 pm UTC (link)
I WILL DO THAT.

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[info]pleasant_one
2009-05-21 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Good for you.

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[info]trustingnature
2009-05-21 09:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh oh! Did you used to be a rat or an animal of some kind? Because apparently, they get to be human when they arrive here. It's really great! NARF! It happened to me and my friend Pinky Brain!

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-21 11:29 pm UTC (link)
I USED TO BE A SKELETON.

YOU SHOULD MEET MY FRIEND THE DEATH OF RATS. I THINK YOU WOULD GET ALONG.

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[info]trustingnature
2009-05-23 01:07 am UTC (link)
The ... the Death of Rats? Is that... is that something that causes rats to... to... die? Oh, I don't think I would like that friend of yours very much, oh no.

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-23 01:39 am UTC (link)
HE DOES NOT MAKE THEM DIE. HE SIMPLY COLLECTS THEIR SOULS WHEN THEY DO. VERY SIMILAR TO MY JOB THOUGH ON A SMALLER SCALE. NO LESS WORTHY, HOWEVER; THERE ARE A LOT OF RATS.

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[info]trustingnature
2009-05-24 02:00 am UTC (link)
Oh... well... um... mmaybe I should... meet him... then. Since he'd be... takning my soul...

...Or would someone else be, since I'm not a rat anymore, and I have legs and arms and other things?

Also - sir? I think your keyboard mechanism device thing is stuck in its CAPSLOCK function. There's a button you can press to fix that?

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-24 12:21 pm UTC (link)
I DO NOT THINK HE IS HERE. IF HE ARRIVES, I WILL SEND HIM IN YOUR DIRECTION.

I AM NOT CERTAIN. I SUPPOSE WE SHALL SEE IF YOU DIE. IF I SUDDENLY SHOW UP NEXT TO YOU, YOU'LL KNOW WHY.

THERE IS NO BUTTON. I ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS.

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[info]trustingnature
2009-05-25 01:48 am UTC (link)
a VOICE machine! XD Oh sir, that's most interesting how the computer chose to reflect that in your writing! I very much like the typey keys! I can press them very earliy now - it used to be complicated with paws...

But oh! What happens when you sing? Because I have this function where... oh dear, I seem to have lost it. Where did you go, little button? ... I press it and it puts little musical... AH! There it is!

♫ I thought I was a fool for no one... °! but oooh baby I'm a fool for youuuu ♫

Huh. What's that odd bit in the middle there...?

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-25 10:08 am UTC (link)
I DO NOT SING NOR DO I BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD WISH TO HEAR THAT.

YOU ARE WELCOME TO SING, HOWEVER.

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[info]trustingnature
2009-05-25 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Oh wonderful! NARF! Brain said that I probably shouldn't sing, because then people wouldn't think that I was just a normal human, you know? And then our plans would be ruined.

Oh dear. I don't think I was supposed to tell you that part, NARF!

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-25 08:07 pm UTC (link)
YOU'RE NOT A NORMAL HUMAN?

I WILL NOT TELL. THESE THINGS HAVE A WAY OF PLAYING THEMSELVES OUT.

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[info]trustingnature
2009-05-25 09:02 pm UTC (link)
Oh uh... well, no. Not... no. I mean, I am now, but I used to be...

Oh dear. Brain will not be pleased.

Well, I used to be a rat. We both did. Me and Brain. So I guess we're not really normal, no. But I don't think I was supposed to tell anyone that.

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-25 09:24 pm UTC (link)
PERHAPS I WILL HAVE HIM PAY YOU A VISIT IF HE ARRIVES. HE WILL PROBABLY BE FLESH AS WELL. IT SHOULD BE INTERESTING.

YOU ARE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB OF NOT TELLING ANYONE.

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[info]trustingnature
2009-05-26 03:18 am UTC (link)
No... no, I suppose I'm... not... :(

And if it's... really all the same to you... I'd rather not have a visit from... him...

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[info]deathsdoorway
2009-05-26 10:01 am UTC (link)
YOU SHOULD WORK ON THAT.

THAT WILL BE UP TO HIM IF HE ARRIVES. JUST TRY NOT TO DIE.

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Pinky
[info]pondering
2009-05-25 09:25 pm UTC (link)
You. Are in so much trouble.

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[info]trustingnature
2009-05-26 03:23 am UTC (link)
But but but... BRAIN he asked a specific question and I ... I didn't know what to say, NARF, I get so flustered Brain.

I didn't... I didn't... NARF!

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BRAIN!
[info]trustingnature
2009-05-26 03:24 am UTC (link)
But but but... BRAIN he asked a specific question and I ... I didn't know what to say, NARF, I get so flustered Brain.

I didn't... I didn't... NARF!

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Pinky
[info]pondering
2009-05-26 10:04 am UTC (link)
If you don't know what to say then you shouldn't say anything, you imbecile.

We will discuss this later

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