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Draco Abraxas Malfoy (en_draco) wrote in enigma_rpg,
@ 2009-02-02 21:05:00

Entry tags:

* complete, 2004-02, character: adrian pucey, character: draco malfoy, character: gregory goyle, character: miles bletchley, character: millicent bulstrode, character: pansy parkinson

Owls to Slytherins all around
When: 2 February, 2004
Who: Draco, Adrian, Miles, Greg, Millie, Pansy
Where: Everywhere
Private/Public: Private
Rating:
Summary: Draco sends owls, making sure that they can be read only by the person to whom the owl is addressed.

Pucey,

Things are moving, and guess who decided that someone needed to step up. I'll give you a clue: green eyes, messy hair and a scar. So maybe it's a little more than a clue.

Let me know if you find out anything.

Draco Malfoy

Miles,

Potter is in.

Draco

Greg,

I've spoken to Potter. He's going to organise to oppose my uncle. He asked me to help translating from Harry speak to Slytherin English. He also knows about my meeting with Rabastan, although he doesn't know when. However, he asked that he be notified if something goes wrong and since you're the only one knowing you get the honour to tell him, oh and my parents too.

Love,
Draco

Darling,

I hope everything is going well. I'm sure you've caught the Minister's speech and if you haven't, I suggest you go back and read it. Be careful, because things are starting up again. I'll pass along anything I can.

Love,
Draco

My Princess,

I'm juggling quite a few things lately, but before I forget, how does Valentine's Day sound for that party you wanted to have? I do have one guest that you'll find unexpected: Harry Potter. Play nice.

Love,
Draco

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	en_draco 2009-02-02 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Darling, I love you, too, and I should be. I'm wonderful. No, I'm not, and the story is less juicy than you think. My uncle is back, the Ministry is compromised and we need him as much as he needs us. We just reached a mature compromise ~~and had sex~~. He's not a virgin, and you'll have to find out for yourself. Love, Draco (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

en_pansy
2009-02-02 09:01 pm UTC (link)

Tall, Blonde, and Yummy,

You are absolutely wonderful!

Definitely less juicy, if you were talking about your uncle. Downright scary, more like. And I wish I could say I was surprised about the Ministry, but if you want to take over the world, there are worse places to start, I suppose.

Can we take over the world someday? I'd like to start by passing some laws about dress robes. They should be worn more often. And Muggle clothes should be banned. Except for the shoes. Oh, dear, that was much too flippant, wasn't it?

Oh, come on. You wouldn't invite him to this kind of party if you hadn't vetted him yourself, would you? I don't think so!

Nibbles,
Pansy

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en_draco
2009-02-02 09:09 pm UTC (link)

Princess,

I know. I tell myself the same thing every day.

I think you have the best ideas. Taking over the world sounds lovely. Although I'm not so sure about Muggle shoes. Wizarding ones are just fine. We also have to impose sex days, where you're expected to skip work, stay in bed, and fuck. Life would be so much easier.

I'm not admitting or denying vetting him, however I invited him before I thought he was interested. The man needs to relax if he's going to do this again, especially if he wants to work with Slytherins, and he will have to, just like we will have to work with him.

Kisses,
Draco

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en_pansy
2009-02-02 09:19 pm UTC (link)

Dragon Prince,

Maybe in men's shoes. But now you have me wishing I got a vote because I'd definitely give it to you! Sex days sound absolutely fabulous! And wouldn't the world be a nicer place if you had a whole day where all you had to do was shag?

He's not going to be all tense and judgmental, is he? That might put a damper on the party.

Who else are you thinking of inviting? Miles, I hope. Who else?

Excitedly,
Pansy

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en_draco
2009-02-02 09:34 pm UTC (link)

Lovely,

You should get a vote, and get two sex days a week. I think it's only right.

Of course he's going to be tense. He'll be surrounded by Slytherins, but that has nothing to do with the sex.

I've already told Miles, and Greg, Millie, Blaise. I can ask Adrian, the man is a fine specimen. I'm sure we can find a few more purebloods, maybe Ravenclaws. Oh, and Astoria, I did forget her for a moment, quite rude of me. Do you have any suggestions?"

Draco

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en_pansy
2009-02-03 12:19 pm UTC (link)

Handsome prince,

I should get a vote! I'd use it very well, and I'd vote the way you wanted me to, of course! It's a travesty of justice that I don't get a say in our government! More sex for everyone!

Oh, wait.... No, ugly people probably need more sex, too. Just not with me. But they can go at like rabbits in their own little hutches, and they'll probably thank us for it.

Well, that's true. Maybe some decent sex will loosen him up. We do do sex well. I'll play nicely with him. I should probably thank him, anyway, for what he did for you after the War. I am quite grateful, you know. Even if it was absurd that they couldn't see for themselves what heroic things you'd done.

Oh, Adrian is lovely! Can we invite Stephen Cornfoot? Oh, but that might be in bad taste, given his brother. Darn!

Let's see...Theo, please. He's lovely. And Caleb, slthough I bet he won't come. You have to ask Jemma, though. And Tracey. I suppose we have to ask Daphne. I'll just stay on the other side of the room from her. Oh, could you ask Kenneth Towler? I know he's a Gryffindor, but he's not at all like some of that lot. What about your little secretary? She's a pureblood. Roger Davies, if he could be persuaded not to write about it. He's pretty. The Patils are pureblood, and Parvati, at least, has a sense of style.

Soft kisses along your jawline,
Pansy

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en_draco
2009-02-03 05:39 pm UTC (link)

Pansy,

First order of business will be to grant you voting rights and to establish sex days. I believe we have a winning platform.

He's been thanked, but feel free to tell him although I'd skip the last part.

I'd invite Stephen, but I'm not sure if that's proper. I suppose we could find out someone who knows him better than us and ask.

Why don't you make a list, darling? I've been sort of busy with other things. I do reserve the right to veto anyone I don't like, but Cho is a good suggestion and so the Patils. I suppose in the name of cooperation we can have some Gryffindors. Don't worry about the writing, there will be unbreakable oaths. No one will get out of that.

Love,
Draco

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	en_pansy 2009-02-03 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Dragon Prince, I'll make the list, darling. I'm happy to do it. And you'll like Kenneth. He's very pretty. I'll think about who else might do. How do you feel about Ravenclaws? Pansy (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	en_draco 2009-02-03 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Princess, If they are pretty and purebloods, I don't mind them. After all, Stephen is a Ravenclaw. Draco (Reply to this) (Parent)

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