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Pansy Parkinson (

en_pansy) wrote in

Handsome prince,

I should get a vote! I'd use it very well, and I'd vote the way you wanted me to, of course! It's a travesty of justice that I don't get a say in our government! More sex for everyone!

Oh, wait.... No, ugly people probably need more sex, too. Just not with me. But they can go at like rabbits in their own little hutches, and they'll probably thank us for it.

Well, that's true. Maybe some decent sex will loosen him up. We do do sex well. I'll play nicely with him. I should probably thank him, anyway, for what he did for you after the War. I am quite grateful, you know. Even if it was absurd that they couldn't see for themselves what heroic things you'd done.

Oh, Adrian is lovely! Can we invite Stephen Cornfoot? Oh, but that might be in bad taste, given his brother. Darn!

Let's see...Theo, please. He's lovely. And Caleb, slthough I bet he won't come. You have to ask Jemma, though. And Tracey. I suppose we have to ask Daphne. I'll just stay on the other side of the room from her. Oh, could you ask Kenneth Towler? I know he's a Gryffindor, but he's not at all like some of that lot. What about your little secretary? She's a pureblood. Roger Davies, if he could be persuaded not to write about it. He's pretty. The Patils are pureblood, and Parvati, at least, has a sense of style.

Soft kisses along your jawline,
Pansy

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