Dear mundanes of Emillion,
It has come to my attention that I have not written with a great many of you, and thus propose the following: if we have not threaded or interacted on the network, and Ridley (curagad), Cressida (stoutheart), and/or Damia (contrabandist) are of interest to you, I am willing to hurl myself in your given direction and wrap myself around your neck like a monkey so that we may proceed with these interactions. If this offer appeals to you, prepare to be lunged at.
Yours,
Angie