InsaneJournal

[FILTERED FROM "ELIOT WAUGH"]

See the post below mine?

No one else touches him. My best friend is a little possessed. Quentin, Julia and I will handle it.

If anyone fucks this up for us, it probably won't work out the way you hoped.

Back off.

There's a good chance there's a god killing monster in Dunwich in the shape of my best friend.

I didn't tell everyone that part because I've seen enough to know there are idiots who think they're hot shit and will take that as a challenge instead of a warning.

I'm only telling you this because someone should probably know in case he slaughters the three of us before we save El. In theory, the axes I showed up with should do the trick. He trusts us enough to let us get close.

Anyway, if that doesn't work and we end up dead, good luck. I suggest pretending to be his friend and coddling him rather than attacking, but if I'm dead I really won't care and you do you. The bonus of the coddling route is he might actually have the power to send people home.

Whether he would or not is another matter.

Jim, Pike— if these are my last words, it was fun and I want a wake with at least a threesome in my honor, so you better figure it out.

Later.