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Joel Hammond [Santa Clarita Diet] (didmylevelbest) wrote in dunwichgame,
@ 2023-04-13 16:00:00

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critical role: eadwulf grieve, ∙ plot: 003 the envy of dunwich, ◌ inactive: joel hammond, ◌ inactive: klaus hargreeves, ◌ inactive: liv moore, ◌ inactive: ororo munroe

Hello good people of Dunwich. And not so good people, too. I don't want to call you out, but I also don't want to leave you out. You deserve all the hellos and how-do-you-dos too.

Oh boy. So. Hi. I'm Joel. I'm looking for my wife Sheila. Or my daughter Abby. I'd even be happy to see my not!son Eric Bemis. But really, Sheila is priority. Because of reasons. Lots of reasons. The first being she's my wife. The second, I'm supposed to spend all of eternity with her, so if she was here with me, that'd be great.

ANd if she's not, well. That's not so great. What else? Oh. I'm hungry. WHere's a guy got to go to get a steak around here?

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	slinky 2023-04-14 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Long wait? How old are they now? That's good. You're poetic. What is it you did for a living before you were mistnapped? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didmylevelbest 2023-04-14 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	16. Which explains why Abby wanted her mom to get that Range Rover, so she could take over the other car. I'm a realtor. And a Knight Of Serbia! I had to pass the trials and prove my worth! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slinky 2023-04-14 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	How did you prove your worth as a Knight of Serbia? What's Serbia mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didmylevelbest 2023-04-15 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	I had to do the trials! And then an interview with the Grand Prior! I totally nailed it, and she knighted me and now I'm a Knight! Serbia is a place. In...Europe I think. That's where the Knights first came from. So even though I'm not from Serbia, I'm still a Knight Of Serbia. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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