Joel Hammond [Santa Clarita Diet] (![]() ![]() @ 2023-04-13 16:00:00 |
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Entry tags: | critical role: eadwulf grieve, ∙ plot: 003 the envy of dunwich, ◌ inactive: joel hammond, ◌ inactive: klaus hargreeves, ◌ inactive: liv moore, ◌ inactive: ororo munroe |
Hello good people of Dunwich. And not so good people, too. I don't want to call you out, but I also don't want to leave you out. You deserve all the hellos and how-do-you-dos too.
Oh boy. So. Hi. I'm Joel. I'm looking for my wife Sheila. Or my daughter Abby. I'd even be happy to see my not!son Eric Bemis. But really, Sheila is priority. Because of reasons. Lots of reasons. The first being she's my wife. The second, I'm supposed to spend all of eternity with her, so if she was here with me, that'd be great.
ANd if she's not, well. That's not so great. What else? Oh. I'm hungry. WHere's a guy got to go to get a steak around here?