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Tweak says, "how do I look"

Dr. Darcy Lewis (dr_darcy_lewis) wrote in dunwichgame,
@ 2024-06-07 23:28:00

Entry tags:

buffyverse: spike, hannibal: abigail hobbs, marvel (comics): miguel o'hara, marvel (tv/film): darcy lewis, marvel (tv/film): thor odinson, ∙ plot: 017 dunwich used power swap

Tw: Moles
Okay, I don't know if it was because I was in a group of people or what, but that was a whole lot less weird the first time. And it being night time? I am full on creeped out. And I'm not a girl that creeps out easy.

Uh. Hi. I'm Doctor Darcy Lewis. No, I'm not that kind of doctor, I can't check the weird mole you have that just happens to be shaped like Elvis on your left butt cheek. I mean, I could totally look at it, but all I could confirm is that yes, you're right, it does look like the King of Rock and Roll. I'd probably be totally unprofessional and check out that cheek, and it's twin, while I was looking.

I'm an Astrophysicist. Basically that means I use physics and astronomy to suss out weird shit. And you're in luck, unlike the last time I was here, and someone handed me an Iphone -huzzah I got a Samsung this time, I do have some of my equipment. Though it seems like my Spectrum Analyzer ~~and my taser~~ fell out of my bag while I was cluelessly wandering through the mist. So if anyone comes across a box that kinda looks like one of those nice stereos from the 80s let me know? If you run over it with your car, yikes, I'm sorry, I hope you have insurance. I'm not crying inside at all because that was an expensive piece of equipment or anything.

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	bloodislove 2024-06-08 10:16 am UTC (link)
	My weird mole looks more like Prince, thank you very much. So you're a new-age witch, then. Alright. Hello. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dr_darcy_lewis 2024-06-08 10:24 am UTC (link)
	Are you going to show me your cheeks to make sure? Eh, not really. I just point gadgets at the magic and translate into nerd words. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodislove 2024-06-08 10:42 am UTC (link)
	Only if you ask nicely. What do you think witches do, exactly? Take weird shit and use weirder language to describe it. Then... shiny things happen and then the problem's solved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_darcy_lewis 2024-06-08 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty please with ice cream on top? I don't know if the witch I know has to use weird languages, I've never heard her speak anything but english. And I'd have to look up if the wizards I know do... which I can't do. Shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodislove 2024-06-08 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	That was certainly nice. Technically all words are made up. Except ones like "ow", I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_darcy_lewis 2024-06-08 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	You know I'm fucking with you, right? Unless you have an urge to moon me, then I certainly wont complain. Ow seems like a made up word that dates back to the stone age. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodislove 2024-06-09 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Too bad. You're missing quite a treat. Or some responses are just universal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_darcy_lewis 2024-06-09 07:59 am UTC (link)
	Okay, now I am going to be massively sad if I don't get to see your ass at least once. I might even cry. Could be. Though my response is usually 'FUCK! WHY?!'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodislove 2024-06-09 10:20 am UTC (link)
	Well, we can't have that. That would be a terrible first impression of Dunwich for you. That is a pretty common reaction, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_darcy_lewis 2024-06-09 10:49 am UTC (link)
	It would be, I don't like to cry. ~~even though I alrea~~ The only time I probably said ow was when I was a sweet innocent little girl. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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