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March knows Sammy is a (bloodjunkie) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-12-07 01:52:00

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faust, hansel, kit walker, nick fury, pepper potts, sam winchester, thane krios

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And here I thought I moved into the part of town where gunshots weren't a real regular thing.

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	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Cost savings, or you making a statement about the penis-to-breast ratio on primetime? And they're all near blind, so you go with heels because they can see them better? Red for the same reason? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shootempolitely 2012-12-07 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	If I were to make a statement, it would be the Gettysburg Address. I'm not home enough to warrant expensive TV packages. Neither. I like heels because I like heels. What they like (or see) I don't care about. What about you, March H? Heels or flats? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Gettysburg? You're going back real far to look for that statement. Depends on my mood. I'm fickle, even if my wrinkles aren't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shootempolitely 2012-12-08 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	If I'm in the mood for statements, I want to be prolific and undeniable. It's an excellent statement, why reinvent the wheel? I would never have guessed you for fickle. You absolutely radiate stability, practicality and predictability. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're just saying that to get my business. How ornery would you get if I dropped by for a consultation after Christmas, and still kept my money in the mattress after? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shootempolitely 2012-12-08 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't you see me up there? You're the client I don't want. You'd ask questions and want to know things and would be utterly undistracted by the heels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	You're turning down little old, harmless me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shootempolitely 2012-12-08 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Why, you have a whole stash under that mattress? If you become a client, I have to become a model of predictability and staidness. You wouldn't like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, now that sounds real boring. You got a Plan B? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shootempolitely 2012-12-08 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	I told you you wouldn't like it. No back up plans. I'm afraid it's an either/or. I can recommend someone else, if you've enough in between the boxspring to warrant a wealth management program. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Here I was, hoping that Plan B involved shopping for heels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shootempolitely 2012-12-08 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	[A pause] Well, yes, there's that. That too, usually requires a considerable amount under the boxspring. If you're shopping for heels the way you ought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	I might be able to shake enough free for the right heels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shootempolitely 2012-12-08 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	I might be able to take time away from business for heels. If there are no further gunshots, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-09 01:11 am UTC (link)
	We should probably sleep on it. Gunshots make for strange bedfellows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shootempolitely 2012-12-09 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Ones I hope never to host again. Although there's something to be said for talk of shoes in the middle of the night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-09 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Next time round, more shoes, less bloodloss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shootempolitely 2012-12-09 09:46 am UTC (link)
	It does depend on the shoes. Sometimes bloodloss can't be helped. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-09 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Do we got to have gunshots too? Or can we skip those this time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shootempolitely 2012-12-09 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'm in favor of skipping those. Unless they're very good shoes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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