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Blake Thorne can't be undone by (beausang) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-11-12 21:14:00

Entry tags:

dazzler, draco malfoy, grace, jekyll & hyde, ra's al ghul, ravenna

[news update / public / locked to aubrey r]
[Last weekend, one of the national tabloids, having a slow week, made Blake their cover boy, and filled the center spread with speculatory, screaming headlines about the BILLIONAIRE'S SON GONE OFF THE RAILS. It's accompanied by pictures of Blake drinking, drunk, or clearly high on something that isn't life. He seems to be intimately accompanied by a different person in each picture. The most controversial photo shows him making out with someone in a dingy bar who bears a striking resemblance to a prominent young male actor, dark-haired and fine-boned, who is currently a hollywood darling, and has starred in several recent romantic comedies.]

[aubrey r]

Hey, bitch. This is officially a booty call. Want to finish up what we started? I'll buy you dinner if you insist on being classy.

[public]

I did not have sexual relations with any of those women. Seriously. No comment on the brunet, though. Don't pretend you wouldn't, ladies, if he was into pussy.

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	Re: Jack/Blake willpower 2012-11-13 04:00 am UTC (link)
	No, you haven't. And I think it's more along the lines of 'something'. Probably not something good, better get on the nice list. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake beausang 2012-11-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Well I just did, there you go. Shit. Alright, I'll obey the box next time. Don't want to piss off Testiclause. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake willpower 2012-11-13 04:47 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to print this out and keep it. Good idea. Claws would be bad, you want the Santa part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake beausang 2012-11-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Gonna frame it and hang it on your wall next to your diplomas? Jesus, let's not even get into claws anywhere near my balls. Now you're going to give me a phobia. Isn't that against your job description? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake willpower 2012-11-13 06:06 am UTC (link)
	I thought I'd put in my office. ~~A little scratching can be~~ This is why you stay on the nice list. Use condoms. Worry less. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake beausang 2012-11-13 06:16 am UTC (link)
	All the other crazies will admire it. Look, I'm complimenting you and everything! Do I get to quit coming to appointments yet? You got it, captain Santa. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake willpower 2012-11-13 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Nope. I'll see you next week. I'm not bringing presents to your balls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake beausang 2012-11-13 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Goddamn it. Now that I want to see. You creeping into my room on Christmas Eve and dropping a gift on my package, if you catch my drift? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake willpower 2012-11-13 06:27 am UTC (link)
	I'm ruthless. And sadly, no. I'm your therapist. The only present I'm going to give you is one for your brain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake beausang 2012-11-13 06:39 am UTC (link)
	You are. I don't trust you for a second. What kind of a brain present are we talking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake willpower 2012-11-13 06:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm hurt. The kind your brain enjoys. Maybe it will be a book of Sudoku. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake beausang 2012-11-14 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Booooo. Unless it's sexy santa Sudoku, count me uninterested. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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