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Blake Thorne can't be undone by ([info]beausang) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2012-11-12 21:14:00

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Entry tags:dazzler, draco malfoy, grace, jekyll & hyde, ra's al ghul, ravenna

[news update / public / locked to aubrey r]
[Last weekend, one of the national tabloids, having a slow week, made Blake their cover boy, and filled the center spread with speculatory, screaming headlines about the BILLIONAIRE'S SON GONE OFF THE RAILS. It's accompanied by pictures of Blake drinking, drunk, or clearly high on something that isn't life. He seems to be intimately accompanied by a different person in each picture. The most controversial photo shows him making out with someone in a dingy bar who bears a striking resemblance to a prominent young male actor, dark-haired and fine-boned, who is currently a hollywood darling, and has starred in several recent romantic comedies.]

[aubrey r]

Hey, bitch. This is officially a booty call. Want to finish up what we started? I'll buy you dinner if you insist on being classy.

[public]

I did not have sexual relations with any of those women. Seriously. No comment on the brunet, though. Don't pretend you wouldn't, ladies, if he was into pussy.



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Jack/Blake
[info]willpower
2012-11-13 03:42 am UTC (link)
[While on a break at the hospital.]

Wear condoms.

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Re: Jack/Blake
[info]beausang
2012-11-13 03:44 am UTC (link)
Aw, doc, you're sweet. You gonna show me on a banana too?

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Re: Jack/Blake
[info]willpower
2012-11-13 03:46 am UTC (link)
There are pictures and instructions inside the box.

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Re: Jack/Blake
[info]beausang
2012-11-13 03:51 am UTC (link)
Holy shit, for real? Let me go look.

[An appropriate pause, for effect.]

Oh, fuck. It goes around the cock. Silly me. I thought it was like a santa hat for my balls.

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Re: Jack/Blake
[info]willpower
2012-11-13 03:53 am UTC (link)
[Nope, still unflappable.]

Only if you want one of those gifts from Santa that keeps on giving in a bad way.

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Re: Jack/Blake
[info]beausang
2012-11-13 03:55 am UTC (link)
You're my favorite doc, have I mentioned that recently?

So wait, if santa brings coal to your balls, is that like the equivalent of getting crabs or something?

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Re: Jack/Blake - [info]willpower, 2012-11-13 04:00 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-13 04:32 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]willpower, 2012-11-13 04:47 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-13 05:37 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]willpower, 2012-11-13 06:06 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-13 06:16 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]willpower, 2012-11-13 06:18 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-13 06:19 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]willpower, 2012-11-13 06:27 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-13 06:39 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]willpower, 2012-11-13 06:57 am UTC
Re: Jack/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-14 03:05 am UTC

[info]original_snake
2012-11-13 03:51 am UTC (link)
I don't know if I should feel lucky or uninteresting?

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[info]beausang
2012-11-13 03:56 am UTC (link)
Lucky, baby. I think they did the spread prior to me debauching you. But they'll get you next time, never you fret.

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[info]original_snake
2012-11-13 04:38 am UTC (link)
Are you okay with all that? I know you are used to it.

The cameras do love you. I can't help feeling a little unloved by the press.

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[info]beausang
2012-11-13 05:38 am UTC (link)
I am. Who cares what they think? I'm kind of glad that they got me and that guy for posterity, actually. Gives me the warm fuzzies looking at it. Or something like that.

We'll fix that right quick.

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[info]original_snake
2012-11-13 06:47 am UTC (link)
I think you do Who was that anyway? You should send him round. Spread the wealth.

Just how are we doing that? Do you have any idea how sick I was?

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[info]beausang
2012-11-14 03:07 am UTC (link)
I don't kiss and tell, sweetheart, you know that.

A couple more nights like the one we had and you'll be in showbusiness. I'm shocked none of the photos from that night showed up in the rags yet. Your family pay somebody off?

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(no subject) - [info]original_snake, 2012-11-14 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beausang, 2012-11-15 01:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]original_snake, 2012-11-15 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beausang, 2012-11-16 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]original_snake, 2012-11-16 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beausang, 2012-11-18 04:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]original_snake, 2012-11-18 04:20 pm UTC

[info]lumokinesis
2012-11-13 04:45 am UTC (link)
I thought that I got the first photoshoot.

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[info]beausang
2012-11-13 05:40 am UTC (link)
If you wanted that right you should have shown up a few years ago, sugar, when they started taking my picture. You'll have to settle for seconds.

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Aubrey/Blake
[info]thedualman
2012-11-13 05:40 am UTC (link)
I can only hope to live up your standards, sweetheart.

I'm inclined to accept your invitation, if only because you deserve to experience the glory that is me in a tux. (Everyone does.)

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Re: Aubrey/Blake
[info]beausang
2012-11-13 05:44 am UTC (link)
I measure them with a yard stick, baby.

Who said I was taking you somewhere with a formal dress code? But wear the tux anyway - I have got to see this.

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Re: Aubrey/Blake
[info]thedualman
2012-11-13 05:47 am UTC (link)
How precious. I've moved on to football fields as units of measurement, but that does take me back.

What's a formal dress code? I only own tuxedos.

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Re: Aubrey/Blake
[info]beausang
2012-11-13 05:59 am UTC (link)
Ooh. Now that is bound to be interesting.

It means dress in more clothes than you had on the last time I saw you, and you'll probably want them to be a suit. Go commando if you want, though, I won't tell anybody.

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Re: Aubrey/Blake
[info]thedualman
2012-11-13 06:15 am UTC (link)
It's a step down from using New Hampshire, but it gets the job done.

You mean I can't wear my tuxedo-patterned toga? I'm devastated.

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Re: Aubrey/Blake
[info]beausang
2012-11-13 06:16 am UTC (link)
Or one of those t-shirts with the tuxedo picture on it. I am here to crush all your dreams.

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Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]thedualman, 2012-11-13 06:21 am UTC
Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-13 06:40 am UTC
Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]thedualman, 2012-11-13 07:11 am UTC
Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-14 03:08 am UTC
Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]thedualman, 2012-11-15 06:22 am UTC
Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-16 04:49 am UTC
Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]thedualman, 2012-11-16 04:52 am UTC
Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-16 05:08 am UTC
Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]thedualman, 2012-11-16 05:13 am UTC
Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]beausang, 2012-11-18 04:06 am UTC
Re: Aubrey/Blake - [info]thedualman, 2012-11-18 06:44 am UTC

[info]baretrees
2012-11-13 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Ain't you just full up with sass?

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[info]beausang
2012-11-14 03:08 am UTC (link)
And a couple other things, yeah.

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[info]baretrees
2012-11-14 05:46 am UTC (link)
They good things?

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[info]beausang
2012-11-14 05:49 am UTC (link)
Depends on what you like.

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[info]baretrees
2012-11-14 05:52 am UTC (link)
Ain't true. I like being surprised sometimes.

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(no subject) - [info]beausang, 2012-11-14 05:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]baretrees, 2012-11-14 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beausang, 2012-11-14 06:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]baretrees, 2012-11-14 06:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beausang, 2012-11-14 06:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]baretrees, 2012-11-14 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beausang, 2012-11-15 01:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]baretrees, 2012-11-15 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beausang, 2012-11-15 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]baretrees, 2012-11-15 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beausang, 2012-11-16 04:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]baretrees, 2012-11-16 05:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beausang, 2012-11-16 05:06 am UTC


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