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Blake Thorne can't be undone by (beausang) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-11-12 21:14:00

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dazzler, draco malfoy, grace, jekyll & hyde, ra's al ghul, ravenna

[news update / public / locked to aubrey r]
[Last weekend, one of the national tabloids, having a slow week, made Blake their cover boy, and filled the center spread with speculatory, screaming headlines about the BILLIONAIRE'S SON GONE OFF THE RAILS. It's accompanied by pictures of Blake drinking, drunk, or clearly high on something that isn't life. He seems to be intimately accompanied by a different person in each picture. The most controversial photo shows him making out with someone in a dingy bar who bears a striking resemblance to a prominent young male actor, dark-haired and fine-boned, who is currently a hollywood darling, and has starred in several recent romantic comedies.]

[aubrey r]

Hey, bitch. This is officially a booty call. Want to finish up what we started? I'll buy you dinner if you insist on being classy.

[public]

I did not have sexual relations with any of those women. Seriously. No comment on the brunet, though. Don't pretend you wouldn't, ladies, if he was into pussy.

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	Jack/Blake willpower 2012-11-13 03:42 am UTC (link)
	[While on a break at the hospital.] Wear condoms. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake beausang 2012-11-13 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Aw, doc, you're sweet. You gonna show me on a banana too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake willpower 2012-11-13 03:46 am UTC (link)
	There are pictures and instructions inside the box. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake beausang 2012-11-13 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Holy shit, for real? Let me go look. [An appropriate pause, for effect.] Oh, fuck. It goes around the cock. Silly me. I thought it was like a santa hat for my balls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake willpower 2012-11-13 03:53 am UTC (link)
	[Nope, still unflappable.] Only if you want one of those gifts from Santa that keeps on giving in a bad way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jack/Blake beausang 2012-11-13 03:55 am UTC (link)
	You're my favorite doc, have I mentioned that recently? So wait, if santa brings coal to your balls, is that like the equivalent of getting crabs or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	original_snake 2012-11-13 03:51 am UTC (link)
	I don't know if I should feel lucky or uninteresting? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	beausang 2012-11-13 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Lucky, baby. I think they did the spread prior to me debauching you. But they'll get you next time, never you fret. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	original_snake 2012-11-13 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Are you okay with all that? I know you are used to it. The cameras do love you. I can't help feeling a little unloved by the press. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beausang 2012-11-13 05:38 am UTC (link)
	I am. Who cares what they think? I'm kind of glad that they got me and that guy for posterity, actually. Gives me the warm fuzzies looking at it. Or something like that. We'll fix that right quick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	original_snake 2012-11-13 06:47 am UTC (link)
	~~I think you do~~ Who was that anyway? You should send him round. Spread the wealth. Just how are we doing that? ~~Do you have any idea how sick I was?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beausang 2012-11-14 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I don't kiss and tell, sweetheart, you know that. A couple more nights like the one we had and you'll be in showbusiness. I'm shocked none of the photos from that night showed up in the rags yet. Your family pay somebody off? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Aubrey/Blake thedualman 2012-11-13 05:40 am UTC (link)
	I can only hope to live up your standards, sweetheart. I'm inclined to accept your invitation, if only because you deserve to experience the glory that is me in a tux. (Everyone does.) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Aubrey/Blake thedualman 2012-11-13 05:47 am UTC (link)
	How precious. I've moved on to football fields as units of measurement, but that does take me back. What's a formal dress code? I only own tuxedos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)