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Tweak says, "your mum is a sock puppet"

Helena Wayne is (the_huntress) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-07-28 15:06:00

Entry tags:

beast, christine daae, jane foster, raoul de chagny, zoe graystone

Public, Sam A
There's a metal tree growing in the backyard.

[ETA and locked to Sam A.]

Did you leave me a present in the back yard?

[ETA: Locked to Tiffani R.]
[After her conversation with Liam]

I need one of the basement rooms starting at 5 on Wednesday night.

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	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Better than. I find sex to be just fine the way it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	For some people it is. For others, it's only good when you get to hurt them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder if my readers would enjoy something like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Novelist? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Romance novelist, to be precise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	There's not a lot of romance in shocking someone with a car battery, but there are a few that might let you sit in if you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Do people really do that? Sitting in is one thing. Experiencing it is another. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. You have to be careful where you attach the clamps or you give them a heart attack. Too low and they piss and shit everywhere. I know a few people that could be gentle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	That's [...] unpleasant to see described, and likely more unpleasant to experience. A writer must research. I'm interested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's what they want. Give me an email address. You have to fill out what you're willing to do, try, and what you don't want under any circumstance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	liam.roberts [at] gmail And you do realise filling something like that out will make no sense to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'll send you the one with definitions in case you have questions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. And please, don't tell Sam about this. And question. Are you involved in this sort of thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	I won't tell Sam. Client privilege. And yes, but you don't want to start with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	You're not writing those kinds of books. Oh, and no fucking. No sex at the Gardens, only fucking at the Ranch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	But I know you, at least vaguely. And I am not doing this for the sex, trust me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	When you're ready for blood and pain and getting the life choked out of you and willing to pay 5k an hour for it, we'll talk about whether I'm willing to take you as a client. Just letting you know. Some people are dumb, think you can fuck here, but you can't. That's not on the table. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Can't be a little gentle for someone who's as inexperienced as I am? I would rather with someone I know, at least a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh you are a fish out of water. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-29 12:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm serious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-29 12:05 am UTC (link)
	You're going to hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-29 12:07 am UTC (link)
	It's an experience. I'll pay you for your time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-29 12:12 am UTC (link)
	A lot. It's not like those pansy ass books they stock the shelves with at B&N. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)