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Tweak says, "I can has cheeseburger?"

Helena Wayne is (the_huntress) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-07-28 15:06:00

Entry tags:

beast, christine daae, jane foster, raoul de chagny, zoe graystone

Public, Sam A
There's a metal tree growing in the backyard.

[ETA and locked to Sam A.]

Did you leave me a present in the back yard?

[ETA: Locked to Tiffani R.]
[After her conversation with Liam]

I need one of the basement rooms starting at 5 on Wednesday night.

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	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	When you're ready for blood and pain and getting the life choked out of you and willing to pay 5k an hour for it, we'll talk about whether I'm willing to take you as a client. Just letting you know. Some people are dumb, think you can fuck here, but you can't. That's not on the table. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-28 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Can't be a little gentle for someone who's as inexperienced as I am? I would rather with someone I know, at least a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-28 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh you are a fish out of water. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-29 12:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm serious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-29 12:05 am UTC (link)
	You're going to hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-29 12:07 am UTC (link)
	It's an experience. I'll pay you for your time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-29 12:12 am UTC (link)
	A lot. It's not like those pansy ass books they stock the shelves with at B&N. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-29 12:12 am UTC (link)
	If it's too much, do I get to tell you to stop? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-29 12:15 am UTC (link)
	No. You sure you don't want someone that you can tell to stop? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-29 12:18 am UTC (link)
	You've simply got me intrigued, now. Is there some other reason you're trying to scare me away? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-29 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Because if you think I'm scary when I'm threatening you, you're going to wet yourself before we're done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-29 12:23 am UTC (link)
	I'll make sure to use the toilet beforehand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-29 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Don't say I didn't warn you. Fine. I'm sending the file now. Fill it out entirely and send it back. We'll meet at the Ranch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-29 12:35 am UTC (link)
	When? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-29 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Wednesday, 6 pm. Make sure to eat between 3 and 4, no earlier and no later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Strange instructions. But I'll see you then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R the_huntress 2012-07-29 12:40 am UTC (link)
	I don't want you passing out or throwing up on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Tristan M/Liam R author 2012-07-29 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Duly noted. I'll do my best not to do either of those. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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