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eddie likes to (riddlethem) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-06-11 20:59:00

Entry tags:

batman, catwoman, deadpool, joker, red hood, riddler, sebastian michaelis, stephanie brown

[In blocky, typed letters.]

With potent, flowery words speak I,
Of something common, vulgar, dry;
I weave webs of pedantic prose,
In effort to befuddle those,
Who think I wile time away,
In lofty things, above all day
The common kind that linger where
Monadic beings live and fare;
Practical I may not be,
But life, it seems, is full of me.

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	riddlethem 2012-06-12 04:30 am UTC (link)
	I was just talking about you with my old friend, Crane. Tell me a bedtime story, Batgirl. I'm snug and sleepy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottherobin 2012-06-12 04:42 am UTC (link)
	I thought I heard my ears burning! Only good things, I hope, otherwise we can't be friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-12 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Bed time story first. Gossip later. Wait. Which Batgirl? The mute that hurts? ~~TELL ME IT'S NOT THE MUTE~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottherobin 2012-06-12 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's for me to know and you to find out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-12 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Oh-kay. Not the mute. I'd be dead already. My sweet Pre-Oracle? Your code is both beautiful and amusing. Like a child's finger painting of a butterfly. Ditch the bat while you still have a chance, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottherobin 2012-06-12 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Uh. [...] Nope, try again, sunshine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-12 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh great. The blonde? Why do I even bother? You can't even add. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottherobin 2012-06-12 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Christ, at least I'm not the one who can't keep their hat lit up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-12 05:23 am UTC (link)
	[A moment of silence for Riddler's lost hat.] You're just jealous because you'd look like Blossom in a hat. Don't get the reference? Look it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottherobin 2012-06-12 05:27 am UTC (link)
	[After looking up the reference because she totally didn't get it.] Figures you'd try to use dated jokes. I mean, that green suit is straight out of the early 90s, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-12 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I sense a little bit of jealousy. It's understandable, since you seem to act exactly like the movie version of my beloved Barbara. What was the other movie that starlet was in? Clue- clue something. Clueless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottherobin 2012-06-12 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Your DVD collection totally has 90210 in it too, doesn't it? You thought that Luke Perry guy was soooo dreamy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-12 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Arkham is known for its unusual therapy methods. ~~but yes luke perry is totes drea~~ ~~Shut up sadie~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottherobin 2012-06-12 05:52 am UTC (link)
	I'll be writing a strongly worded letter. We all know Lost would give you way more to focus on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-12 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Nice try, Batgirl. The ending would blow my brains out with stupidity. Now you don't want me to die before we have fun, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottherobin 2012-06-12 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Don't think our ideas of fun line up real well, Riddler. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-12 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Surely we can find some kind of middle ground. What if I sent you a riddle box? It's like a rubix cube, but holds a secret. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottherobin 2012-06-12 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Mom taught me to never take presents from strangers. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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