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stephanie nashton does it all (forthem) wrote in doors,
@ 2014-03-19 02:16:00

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riddler, stephanie brown

eddie n.
[comm to eddie n.]

[While patrolling as Spoiler to get a feel for this Gotham again. Beeep beep beep.]

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	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-19 11:53 am UTC (link)
	Even if it's cold? I wouldn't want any pieces of you to freeze off. What would I do with myself then. [Smirk. An exaggerated rumble and throaty voice.] I don't know if I can handle it, war hero. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-19 11:57 am UTC (link)
	And, to think I believed you when you said that you loved my heart more than any other parts of my body. For shame. [Eyebrow waggle.] If only I had an incentive. A pretty woman in a beautiful dress to get me to go visit my old tailor. [Aside.] One of my old tailors. I had three. Three. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-19 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	Your heart's okay. I stay around for your body honestly. Have you seen your arms lately? Ever since you've started to be able to lift me up? [A rawwrrr. She rolls her eyes.] I already agreed to dress up. No guilting allowed. [A chuckle.] You were the only man keeping Gotham's tailoring business in action. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-19 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	I flex in the mirror constantly. It's a problem. [Smirk.] Are you going to give me a hint to what you'll wear or do I have to wait? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 12:15 am UTC (link)
	It's sexy. Sometimes. Other times I'm pissed that I have to battle you for mirror time. [A hum. As if she's totally clueless:] I'm not sure? I think I'm supposed to make you wait? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-20 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Clearly there is only one solution. Cover the entire house in mirrors. Finally, I get one on the ceiling. [Sweetly.] I'll always wait for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Wait, is that the remodeling you were planning? All those times you pinned me to a wall in a dirty factor and a mirror is making you happy? So simple. [Grin.] Baby, that's the most romantic thing you've ever said to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-20 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Noo, nooo, no. When has anything I've ever wanted been simple? [Eyebrow waggle.] Wait until you read this poem I wrote five years ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 04:39 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. Maybe coming home's changed you. [She can't help it. Busting out laughing.] Oh, for fuck's sake. Please. Pleaaassee. I need this in my life ASAP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-20 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Well, I mean besides my prehensile tail...[Laughing. He catches his breath.] You can't laugh! You can't! I think I really meant this when I wrote it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Pssh. I'mma just chop that! [Still giggling.] Oh, I can so laugh! If I wrote you poetry, you'd be dying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-20 05:01 am UTC (link)
	You know the tail is still attached to my body, right. It'll hurt if you chop it off. [Insistent!] You couldn't. He'd be so sad. He'd be so sad and this poem is so terrible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Then you'll remember how wrong it is to have one. I don't want to wake up with a tail pressed all up on all this, Nashton. [Still giggling!] You aren't making a good case for it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-20 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Says the girl who likes when the cats sleep in the bed with us. [Sigggggghhh. Teasing.] Fine, I'll read it to you. I should tear it up in his memory, but why waste a good thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Hey! You let Matilda in the bed, too! [Pleased. A big, wide grin.] See? This is how I know you love me. You still indulge me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-20 05:21 am UTC (link)
	I got no problem with tails. I have a tail. I like other creatures with tails. Sometimes I wish you had a tail. [Serious pause.] Okay, alright. Let's do this for real. Deep breath, hold in the giggles and/or applause until the end. Ready? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Are you gonna start hanging down rafters and stuff with your tail? That'll just be showing off. [Obviously biting her lip and an mmhhhhmmmm that betrays her glee and struggle to hide it.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: comm: eddie/steph

riddlethem
2014-03-20 05:47 am UTC (link)

Showing off is what I do. [He clears his throat. Dramatic pause.]It's called "If I took you to the carnival" by Mister Eddie Nashton.

[And, then he reads it like Eddie would have five years ago. Full of love and tenderness.] If the dot equals a dash over your pale, flecked skin- then I am a mark left with a chalk line on my back at the state fair. [Inhale.] You tell me not to look, to watch the blues or the curve of your hip. You turn away when I tell you that dash, dot, mark is what leaves me spinning wheels and breaking milk bottles for sharp tickets that I wrap around your wrist. [Smile.] The lights flicker, I can taste cotton candy in your mouth. You trip on the way to the tilt-a-whirl. Colors blur and in velocity my fingers thread into yours.

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	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 06:10 am UTC (link)
	[There's a giggle at the title and a couple of of amused noises as he starts, but that soon falls away into a fond silence. When he finishes, she lets it linger for a moment. Whispered:] Baby. [Then, clearing her throat. Still fond despite herself.] That was really, really, really cheesy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-20 06:12 am UTC (link)
	[Embarrassed. For himself. For Eddie five years ago.] How did you possibly keep loving me without stuff like this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 06:14 am UTC (link)
	[Teasing, but still warm from pure :3 face.] I always thought it was inferred. See, and this is why I still can't compete with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-20 06:17 am UTC (link)
	[Still embarrassed. Soft smile.] You put up a good fight, that's what counts. [Teasing sigh.] Well, I'll be throwing this in the Gotham Harbor now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 06:19 am UTC (link)
	[Dryly.] Yeah, thanks for that, baby. [A noise.] You can't throw out my birthday present! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-03-20 06:30 am UTC (link)
	[Aloof.] You called it cheesy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: comm: eddie/steph forthem 2014-03-20 06:33 am UTC (link)
	[Smirk.] I call you cheesy all the time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)