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Tweak says, "flying purple people eater!"

eddie likes to (riddlethem) wrote in doors,
@ 2014-03-08 21:37:00

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catwoman, harley quinn, riddler, stephanie brown

[Public as Eddie Nashton]
[Early in the morning after this. Charges against Eddie for attacking the police commissioner are dropped because gee it was just bad booze that made him go a little nuts, right?]

It's nice how a good donation seems to solve all my problems. So many forgiving and lovely people in this shining, perfect city.

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	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-09 05:58 am UTC (link)
	I saw the video! Does that count? I'm still having such a hard time believing that was me. When have I ever hurt anyone? Even a fly. And, that rambling. I should REALLY know better than to drink that much at a party by now. I doubt you want me at your ribbon cutting ceremony today. There's going to be such lovely people there. So nice. So smart. So perfect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-09 06:01 am UTC (link)
	That video was something else, I must say. I think there must have been something in that champagne. I was feeling funny all night, too. Well, Gotham's a very forgiving town. It's okay now, and who doesn't love mea culpas? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-09 06:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure it was nothing. I'm sure Crane will want to stop by and make sure there wasn't any real damage. If you insist! I'm really excited for the ceremony. We do so much for the community. I swear, every day I can see things getting better. Like leveling up real people! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-09 06:08 am UTC (link)
	[Blink, blink.] But you're sure you don't remember anything? Not if something made you angry? Of course I do. We're really a gift to everyone, and we come as a package. You have to come. It wouldn't be right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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riddlethem
2014-03-09 06:12 am UTC (link)

All I remember is him asking you for a dance and then waking up in Artie's arms. Half the things I was saying in the videos and reports don't even make sense!

Total complete package. What would this city do without us. Oh, I could never let down our adoring public. Of course I'll go. Just thinking about all the people we know in our bracket of society who understand how much we give makes me soooo ~~sicccccckkkk~~ happy.

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	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-09 06:20 am UTC (link)
	[A pause.] He made me feel weird. It's not just that. We have to make sure we're a united front, Eddie, or else people might start raising their eyebrows. Do you want that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-09 06:23 am UTC (link)
	[Bliiiiiiiiiink.] That's silly. What kind of weird? If anyone has put work into this union of PR stunts, it's me. I know what they want to see and I know how to make them think we're so far from a rocky coast there isn't a lighthouse in sight. You can depend on me. You always can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-09 06:27 am UTC (link)
	I know, right? It didn't make sense. My mind went fuzzy, and I kept seeing things like they were memories. I'm telling you, tainted drinks. I hope you aren't calling me lazy, Eddie. Can I depend on you not to pull another Jersey Shore stunt today? I didn't know I was dating The Situation! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: steph/eddie.

riddlethem
2014-03-09 06:30 am UTC (link)

Absolutely the drinks. Sionis is a stand up individual with everyone's best inter [Blink.] interests at heart so I'm positive he [Blink. Blink] you know what? I don't really want to talk about last night anymore. Let's forget about it, okay? Apparently I already have!

~~What makes you think you can talk to me like that~~ [Backspaced. Blink.] I mean of course, darling. I'll do my best. For you. For your donors. And, most important, for our status.

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	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-09 06:34 am UTC (link)
	One last thing: any shiners? I'll bring my make-up artist by before we go to the ceremony if we need to cover something up. [A long pause. Starts and stops because she caught some of that.] Thanks, honey. You really are Mr. Perfect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-09 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Nope! Though, there are a couple cuts on my face, so makeup is a great idea. I know. I'll see you later today, my love. And, remember to take a moment and enjoy the last of winter before spring starts. The seasons changing in this city are not to be missed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-09 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Your poor handsome face! What am I going to do with you. I didn't know you appreciated the seasons so much, Eddie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-09 06:45 am UTC (link)
	No one gets their face busted up anymore. Not even from skiing accidents! It'll be a novelty for you. I appreciate everything. The seasons, the people, the city, the police, the hobos, the television shows. Everything is worth appreciating. Especially you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-09 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Yes, that's exactly what I want. You're right. I'm glad you take time out to realize how good everything is. I wish everyone was as blessed as we were! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-09 06:54 am UTC (link)
	Of course I am. So blessed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-09 06:57 am UTC (link)
	You always are. You're the genius, after all. #soblessed (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-09 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	[After talking with Harl.] Raincheck on the ribbon cutting thing, baby. Harl and Iv Pam need my help with something. I'll see you sometime. Soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-10 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Wait, what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-10 04:09 am UTC (link)
	Harl needs help with a thing, sorry it's important. [Blink.] But, you'll do great without me! I'll be rooting for you, I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-10 04:15 am UTC (link)
	More important than my thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-10 04:17 am UTC (link)
	She hasn't been feeling well. I'm worried about her, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-10 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-10 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Great! Have fun, darling! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. blondebat 2014-03-10 04:27 am UTC (link)
	You'll be missed, honey. Will you be home tonight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2014-03-10 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Sometime! Tomorrowish! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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