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Tweak says, "Or maybe its the plumbing"

🎵 𝄞 🎸 𝄫 🎷🎶 🎻 (jukejoint) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-05-13 23:12:00

Entry tags:

christine daae, loki, padme amidala, persian, phantom, sherlock holmes, zoe graystone

Louis D, Aiden S, Elias M, Neil D, Tristan M, Tiffani R
[After talking to Liam]

[Locked to Louis D]
Get your ass on here and talk to me, or I'm going to hunt you down with a blowtorch, and you won't like it.

[Locked to Aiden S]
Back to being yourself, in all your virgin glory?

[Locked to Elias M]
Next time I sound like a well-spoken idiot, you hit me upside the head with something until I act like my regular bitchy self, you got it?

[Locked to Neil D]
~~How do I even~~ Well, we fucked that up really impressively.

[Joint lock to Tristan M & Tiffani R]
Back to our regularly scheduled programming, robot and rodent.

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	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-16 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Well, then that is pretty bitchy. You tell her off? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-16 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-16 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Did it make you feel better? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-16 06:24 am UTC (link)
	For a few minutes. It usually does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-16 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Want a hooker for your friend? I can probably get a discount. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-16 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	I think that would probably be tactless, but you're cute for offering. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-17 12:02 am UTC (link)
	We don't do tact where I come from, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-17 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Must be nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-17 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh, please, Elias. Like you aren't from the same shit part of the world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-17 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Jersey? [And immediately after.] I'm sorry. I just can't... fucking talk about one thing. At a time. I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-17 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, my solution for that is sex too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-17 03:09 am UTC (link)
	I don't like fucking women I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-17 03:10 am UTC (link)
	So fuck some woman you do know. You must know someone besides me and the heinous bitch that put you in this mood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-17 03:13 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-17 03:14 am UTC (link)
	No, you don't? Or no, you won't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-17 03:15 am UTC (link)
	One. But no, not her either. So both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-17 03:20 am UTC (link)
	You have one fucking killer case of blue balls in your future, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-17 03:24 am UTC (link)
	You really are going to make me go pick up girls? That's fucking depressing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-17 03:34 am UTC (link)
	I can rent some porn and bring over some beer. I'd bring the Scottish hooker, but I don't think he's your type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-17 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I don't know if anyone has informed you lately, Sam, but you're not a guy. I forbid you from coming over here with porn. Christ. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-17 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Hey, chicks can like porn. What, no jerk off session on your couch while we watch? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. earhat 2012-05-17 03:41 am UTC (link)
	[...] I'm ending this conversation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elias M./Sam A. jukejoint 2012-05-17 03:45 am UTC (link)
	[Laughing no reply.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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