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daniel webster (occupation: recluse) ([info]ex_published349) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2014-02-22 21:37:00

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Entry tags:beast, belle, cheshire cat, draco malfoy, rose red

[Public, as "Beast."]
Rose?



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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:13 am UTC (link)
[BOGGLE. Only, you know, very medieval-y boggling.]

Do you always speak in this manner to your betters, or you are merely trying to bait me with your blasphemies?

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:15 am UTC (link)
What's blasphemous about dudes sticking it in each other? Come on, man. It's merry.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:18 am UTC (link)
[Real horror.]

You are a terrible creature. It does not surprise me the man looks for death in a bottle daily.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:19 am UTC (link)
Talk about dramatic. I'm lovely, so fuck you.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:18 am UTC (link)
Also I always talk like this. I'm very consistent in my being an asshole.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:20 am UTC (link)
Are there no comely women in Daniel's tower? When last I was in Vegastown there were many women.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:23 am UTC (link)
[Haha. Comely.]

I'm better at sucking dick.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:24 am UTC (link)
[SCANDAL.]

You must have some skill. You are not very womanly.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:26 am UTC (link)
So, if a dude could suck better dick than ladies was around, you'd holla at him, huh?

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:30 am UTC (link)
I have no interest in your diseased games.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:34 am UTC (link)
And all the gays ("merrys") of the world shed a collective, diseased, rainbow tear at the loss of a chance to put your tiny white dick in their mouths. How fucking tragic.

When is Daniel coming back?

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:47 am UTC (link)
When I wish it. [RIGHT.]

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:50 am UTC (link)
You get 24 hours before you're kicked out, dickhead.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:51 am UTC (link)
[Smugly.] I have greater influence now.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:53 am UTC (link)
I'll fucking wait outside the door and grab his arm when he comes out.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:55 am UTC (link)
[Grr.] He has to hear me.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:59 am UTC (link)
Hear you what?

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:02 am UTC (link)
Hear my voice. Along with the multitude of others, no doubt, but I can be loudest. He will give in and return soon enough.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:04 am UTC (link)
[Oh, great they can hear each other now.] I don't care if he goes back. It's good for him in a way. He can't drink. I'm sure his liver is fucking happy about that.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:06 am UTC (link)
[Snarl.] It is my liver that does the repairing, and it is supremely unpleasant.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:08 am UTC (link)
Better you than him.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:10 am UTC (link)
I will not be tortured every time the cursed drunk walks through the door. Next I will scream his mind into confusion ere he dares pick up a bottle.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:11 am UTC (link)
Funny you call him cursed. [...] Oh, good. Yeah, do that. That'll be easier than me trying to do something and he can hate you, instead.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:14 am UTC (link)
God forfend you should turn your incessant babbling to some decent endeavor.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:18 am UTC (link)
It's not my fault. I want to be good, but instead I'm gay. I can't help that I'm an abomination. Even if I am an abomination who can dance well.

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(no subject) - [info]ex_published349, 2014-02-25 08:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pesadilla, 2014-02-25 08:27 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pesadilla, 2014-02-25 08:54 am UTC

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