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daniel webster (occupation: recluse) ([info]ex_published349) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2014-02-22 21:37:00

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Entry tags:beast, belle, cheshire cat, draco malfoy, rose red

[Public, as "Beast."]
Rose?



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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:26 am UTC (link)
So, if a dude could suck better dick than ladies was around, you'd holla at him, huh?

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:30 am UTC (link)
I have no interest in your diseased games.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:34 am UTC (link)
And all the gays ("merrys") of the world shed a collective, diseased, rainbow tear at the loss of a chance to put your tiny white dick in their mouths. How fucking tragic.

When is Daniel coming back?

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:47 am UTC (link)
When I wish it. [RIGHT.]

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:50 am UTC (link)
You get 24 hours before you're kicked out, dickhead.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:51 am UTC (link)
[Smugly.] I have greater influence now.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:53 am UTC (link)
I'll fucking wait outside the door and grab his arm when he comes out.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 07:55 am UTC (link)
[Grr.] He has to hear me.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 07:59 am UTC (link)
Hear you what?

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:02 am UTC (link)
Hear my voice. Along with the multitude of others, no doubt, but I can be loudest. He will give in and return soon enough.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:04 am UTC (link)
[Oh, great they can hear each other now.] I don't care if he goes back. It's good for him in a way. He can't drink. I'm sure his liver is fucking happy about that.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:06 am UTC (link)
[Snarl.] It is my liver that does the repairing, and it is supremely unpleasant.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:08 am UTC (link)
Better you than him.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:10 am UTC (link)
I will not be tortured every time the cursed drunk walks through the door. Next I will scream his mind into confusion ere he dares pick up a bottle.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:11 am UTC (link)
Funny you call him cursed. [...] Oh, good. Yeah, do that. That'll be easier than me trying to do something and he can hate you, instead.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:14 am UTC (link)
God forfend you should turn your incessant babbling to some decent endeavor.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:18 am UTC (link)
It's not my fault. I want to be good, but instead I'm gay. I can't help that I'm an abomination. Even if I am an abomination who can dance well.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:20 am UTC (link)
Speak to some priest, not I.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:27 am UTC (link)
I really don't want to get into a discussion on predation and pedophilia right now.

You're a homophobic, probably racist and misogynistic dick and I get that. I really do. It's charming in a terrible, dehumanizing way. But, I need you to stop, yeah? I need you to go fuck yourself, and then I need you to let me talk to Daniel. As soon as that's over, you can take him back through to whip peasants or whatever the fuck it is you do for fun.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:31 am UTC (link)
[Big words. We pretend not to care.]. And what business could be so urgent?

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:35 am UTC (link)
None of yours, buddy.

Also, if you actually whip peasants, I'll find a way to punch you in the dick. Don't do that.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:43 am UTC (link)
All Daniel's business is now mine.

Perhaps I simply hunt my subjects for pleasure in the woods and eat their children as they sleep.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:45 am UTC (link)
I thought you had no interest in my diseased games. Because sometimes I play them with Daniel. Want me to tell you what happens?

Perhaps you're just being dick.

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[info]ex_published349
2014-02-25 08:49 am UTC (link)
Tell him in the morn, when he has his own blood to poison.

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[info]pesadilla
2014-02-25 08:54 am UTC (link)
Sounds good, daddy-o.

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