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addy and steph are the (blondebat) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-11-05 02:56:00

Entry tags:

barbara gordon, nightwing, red hood, red robin, riddler, stephanie brown, supergirl

batbabies, kara z., eddie n.
[locked to batbabies and kara z.]

How's everyone doing after the party?

[locked to eddie n.]

I think I'm going to teach Bandit to ride on Matilda's back while standing up.

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	Stephanie/Eddie riddlethem 2013-11-05 02:57 am UTC (link)
	This is a very important question, so I want you to answer honestly: How drunk are you right now? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie blondebat 2013-11-05 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Not at all! [...] Not a lot? Just a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie riddlethem 2013-11-05 03:05 am UTC (link)
	That's cute enough for me to not regret making you a fake ID. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie blondebat 2013-11-05 03:14 am UTC (link)
	You made me a fake so you wouldn't feel that bad getting me drunk and taking advantage of my fiiiine body and hot face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie riddlethem 2013-11-05 03:20 am UTC (link)
	I made you a fake so I could take you dancing or you could pick me up scotch on the way home. Also, I like when you get handsy. Matilda is all up for antics, but Bandit is a snob. She'll never go for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie blondebat 2013-11-05 03:24 am UTC (link)
	I don't need booze to get handsy, Nashton. Bandit is not a snob! She'll totally go for it, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie riddlethem 2013-11-05 03:28 am UTC (link)
	I could do with some handsy right now. Bandit is a complete snob. You're going to get cat scratched and I'm going to have a big ol' bag of I told you so's waiting for you. Maybe make it clear to her that if she plays along there's something in it for her afterwards. That's the best way to convince a cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie blondebat 2013-11-05 03:43 am UTC (link)
	You sure you can't get an orderly to get handsy? If I get cat scratched, which I won't, you won't know. I'll just patch up my booboos all quietly so you won't even know. And you aren't as much of a cat expert as you want to be, mister. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie riddlethem 2013-11-05 03:51 am UTC (link)
	I don't want no orderly. I want my blonde bat. Don't you dare keep your scratches hidden from me, woman. [...] You're right though, I don't know if I'll ever have the right patience for cats. I still like the bastards anyway, though. [Blink. Blink. He sends her a couple fresh pictures of Saint Agnes church.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie blondebat 2013-11-05 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Oh, and who's that? Good thing I won't get scratched so I won't have to hide a thing. [...] You've always been fond of a nice pussy cat. [Blink! Fast, excited typing.] She let you go visit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie riddlethem 2013-11-05 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Bette Kane. ~~flksadj~~ Could we refrain from using vulgarity for once, Stephanie. Just for a couple hours to see Ol' Mike. It was nice. I wish you could have been there. He told me I had plans on Thanksgiving that didn't involve sitting in a cold cell, which was nice. Though, perhaps unfair to give a prisoner false hope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Stephanie/Eddie blondebat 2013-11-05 04:09 am UTC (link)
	Good luck finding her and her practical skirt. Excuse me, that's your foul mind tainting things, Eddie! I was talking about your love for kitties. Was it good? What are the plans? [...] It isn't false hope, baby. You never know. It's a good sign that she let you go out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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riddlethem
2013-11-05 04:13 am UTC (link)

Lost in the sands of time. I'll find you one day, lost Bat ladies.

You also have a fondness for pussy cats. We have a mutual fon- ok this is getting weird.

He wants me to volunteer for the community Thanksgiving dinner. And, he wants you there, too, but I didn't promise anything.

She could have let me see you before I left, that's all. Makes me think it was just a test.

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blondebat
2013-11-05 04:26 am UTC (link)

I'm not sure how offended I should be, but I think it's pretty high up there. [...] And this isn't an invitation to ask for me to roleplay her, too.

That's because you're a pervert.

You're going to volunteer? He duped you good. [Blink.] Is that your way of asking me to spend Thanksgiving with you? Slick.

We've had our time recently, and maybe she wants to take small steps. Maybe she thinks I'm a bad influence.

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	Re: Stephanie/Eddie riddlethem 2013-11-05 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Truthfully, I'm so uninterested I can't even remember her doltish outfit. Send me a selfie? Send me two or three. A handsome, forgivable pervert. And, it's going to get worse the older I get. He guilted me into it. What else am I going to do on Thanksgiving? [Half a blink.] No, I figured you'd be with the bat fam. What makes you think that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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blondebat
2013-11-05 04:54 am UTC (link)

Desperate. [No pictures yet.]

Oh, god. I don't know if I'm ready for that. But you are very handsome and very forgivable. Much to my dismay.

Still trying to deny that Leland was right about the compassion. [Not even a hesitation.] No one's said anything yet. And it'll be our first holiday together in a long time. If you want to spend Thanksgiving together, that is.

It was a joke. Mostly. [...] Do you think she stops anyone else to tell them to stop taking advantage?

[After a few minutes, like he asked a couple of selfies. One of her grinning with Matilda and Bandit and another of her holding a social work textbook up with a pouty frown. Nothing suggestive or sexy. Yet.]

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riddlethem
2013-11-05 05:03 am UTC (link)

Obviously.

I really got to start using that to my advantage more.

I'm only in it because I like ordering people around. With my mind and organizational skills, it'll be the most productive Thanksgiving that church has ever seen. [Blink. Blink.] You know I want you to come with me, but I'm not going to get in the way of family time. I know you haven't seen a lot of them in a while.

Well, I think I'd be okay with you taking advantage of me. [Blink.] That's probably the problem.

[A pause as he looks over the pictures.] Am I interrupting drunk study time? I know that's something you take very seriously.

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blondebat
2013-11-05 05:11 am UTC (link)

Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that. You're a lot more giving that you like to admit. [A quick blink.] Baby, I want to spend time with you, too. Like I said, they haven't said anything yet. They're all involved in their own stuff.

[Blink, blink, smile.] Yeah, that's exactly the problem, baby.

Oh, please I can't even focus on this stuff when I'm sober these days.

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riddlethem
2013-11-05 05:18 am UTC (link)

Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll run into one of the members of the hobo community that owes me five bucks from the time I was their hobo king. Bow to me, servants of the cardboard box realm, if you wish to receive your meal! [Loooong blink.] If I even get out in time. [Blink.] Do you want to spend it with them? I want you to if you want to.

Leland knows you're the best thing to happen to me, but that doesn't make you perfect. You're okay with not being perfect, right?

[Thoughtful blinkity blink.] Are you enjoying the course work, regardless?

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blondebat
2013-11-05 05:24 am UTC (link)

I think that the less we talk about or think about or consider the time you were a hobo king, the better. [...] Of course, I do. It'll be good for both of us, I think. I'm sure Father Michael thinks the same. Did you two talk about anything else while you were there?

I know I'm not perfect, baby. But I want to be perfect for you, and if I'm just pushing you around, what if that messes you up again?

It's trying, but I like it. [Blink.] There's actually a reason I'm drinking. I'm celebrating, I guess? My adviser was able to hook me up with some shadowing for next semester.

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riddlethem
2013-11-05 05:35 am UTC (link)

I miss the beard, most of all. It was so long I could hide my snacks in it. Also, a knife. [...] Good, I'm glad. You'd be a natural at these events anyway. We'll kick ass. [Blink.] It was nice. Mostly small talk about how the community has been doing, how Arkham has been on me. We read some good Bible, I might have prayed a little and then got dragged back home to Arkham.

You are perfect for me. And, I like when you push me. I need you to push me.

Congratulations, baby. Do you know what it's going to be like?

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blondebat
2013-11-05 05:43 am UTC (link)

That is terrifying and disgusting, and we're never letting that happen again. [...] Good, good. Do you feel like it made you feel a little more normal?

And you're perfect for me, too. I know, but I need to be more careful. Leland says I need to be more careful, and she understand a lot about you.

I don't know exactly, but I think it's supposed to be pretty in depth. Like me actually following around someone at CPS for the semester.

[A few minutes, then another picture. This one of her smirking and shrugging her hoodie off her shoulder.]

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riddlethem
2013-11-05 05:51 am UTC (link)

I think the word you're looking for is cunning. Cunning and impressive. [...] I don't know. It made me feel closer to Gotham. So, I guess that's the best I can do.

Look, if you have to be careful around me, then I'm going to start being careful around you again. Are you afraid to act like you normally do now?

I can't tell if you're freaked or not about it without hearing your voice. Are you freaked? Or just excited?

[Blink. Blink.] This is persuading me not to tell you some gossip to ruin the mood. Quickly! I forgot what the other shoulder looks like! I need photographic evidence.

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blondebat
2013-11-05 04:43 pm UTC (link)

Facial hair like that should be illegal. [...] It's going to take time, but everything will get better. Feel normal again. I have to believe that. Everyone at St Agnes has you in their thoughts.

[Blink.] Honestly? Sometimes. What's the breaking point now, yknow.

Both. It's a great opportunity, but it's a loooot of responsibility. I'm gonna have to prioritize a lot more.

[Another picture of just that.] Nope, no more. I want gossip.

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riddlethem
2013-11-06 12:47 am UTC (link)

That's why I'm keeping it beard free for you. [Blink.] Father Michael said some of them were praying for me. I figured he was blowing smoke up my skirt, but I guess it's not very Jesus-like to shun the sinner.

I don't want to make you feel that way.

Once I get out, I'll help you if I can. It's not like you're getting a degree in mathematics or computer science, but if you ever need a story about a kid who ran away to the carnival because his childhood was so bad, I'm your guy.

[Simply.] You're beautiful, I couldn't. I wouldn't. Alright, just a little. [Drum roll blink, blink.] Crane apparently had sex at the Halloween party.