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Tweak says, "Dude, I know, I'm not an idiot"

eddie likes to (riddlethem) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-10-28 19:52:00

Entry tags:

catwoman, riddler, stephanie brown

[Private to Selina K.]

Meow, kitty cat. I'm checking in a week late.

[Private to Stephanie B.]

Next year we have to do matching costumes.

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Re: Selina K/Eddie N

riddlethem
2013-10-29 04:54 pm UTC (link)

Your fashion taste.

It's different now. I'm in Arkham and she has to constantly acknowledge the fact that I'm mentally ill. Would you really plan a future with a crazy person?

Eddie is bored of robberies for the sake of robberies. He likes breaking into things for new and interesting reasons. Though, right now, apparently, any sort of robbery is off the table.

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	Re: Selina K/Eddie N spacecowboys 2013-10-29 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	The kitty cat never wears white. Why does it make a difference? You'd been thrown into Arkham a thousand times before. Or are we erasing that from your past for our squeaky clean version of Edward Nigma? No dreaming big. Suit yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Selina K/Eddie N

riddlethem
2013-10-29 05:03 pm UTC (link)

I'm going to call you Cat Bride from now on.

Okay. Look. The kitty cat would agree that I'm very good at hiding the crazy with my charm and my sweetness and my dashing good looks. So a girl falls madly in love with me and sees all the good there is to see in me until all that bad stuff seems kind of distant. Then, one day, it comes back full force. Panic attacks, riddles shouted up at the night, a simple disregard for whoever gets in my way. It's ugly and crude and terrible. All of it pulled out from under the bed for everyone to see. Wouldn't you think twice? Even after almost a year?

[...] Don't do this to me.

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Re: Selina K/Eddie N

spacecowboys
2013-10-29 05:18 pm UTC (link)

Not that kind of white. Think old film actress white, and a slit up to there.

If Stephanie didn't know what she was signing up for with you, then she wasn't paying attention. Everyone knows who you are, Eddie. She might see parts of you other people don't, but she can't have missed the parts of you everyone does know. There's no pulling something out from under the bed that's always been lying right on top of the mattress.

[...] Forget the kitty cat said anything.

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	Re: Selina K/Eddie N riddlethem 2013-10-29 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Though, admittedly, if you were to get married it'd probably have a slit up to there and a v-neck down to there. [Blink. Blink.] I hope you're right. Logically sound argument, but Stephanie isn't very logical. Only if the kitty cat brings up this conversation once I'm out of the slammer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Selina K/Eddie N spacecowboys 2013-10-29 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	The kitty cat isn't the marriage type, and if Stephanie was logical you'd be so bored, Eddie. I'll think about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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