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→ ([info]signpost) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2013-08-31 23:19:00

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Entry tags:cassandra cain, cheshire cat, remus lupin, sirius black, spider-man, tom riddle

[Public, as Dolores C]
[Public]

F Seeks Grimbrain
For quiet walks through soul-eating prisons, candlelit dinners in a shrieking shack, and generally boundless joy and unquantifiable happiness. Serious inquiries only. Rather immediate moping wolf migraine relief required.



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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-02 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Which assumes I want to master it.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-03 12:50 am UTC (link)
Don't you?

I'm talking with someone up there who seems rather traumatized by your business cards.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-03 01:04 am UTC (link)
Assuming.

[After reading the thread and locking to Michael.] Yes. We had an encounter in a bakery. Strange guy.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-03 01:10 am UTC (link)
As I've always done. I'll assume you've three girlfriends and a pet poodle, if you let me.

He has my - how do you call them? - alter's dog.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-03 01:11 am UTC (link)
Your assumptions are better than my life.

His alter is a pet?

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-03 01:13 am UTC (link)
Then shall I continue on?

Only sometimes. Sometimes, he's a git.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-03 01:14 am UTC (link)
Please.

Switch two letters and what do you get.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-03 01:20 am UTC (link)
I've no idea what you mean. Please deconstruct your joke for me.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-03 01:23 am UTC (link)
Now now.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-03 01:28 am UTC (link)
What have you done without me in your life?

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-03 01:38 am UTC (link)
Wept most days.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-03 01:45 am UTC (link)
Now you can dry your tears. Tell me, how's Adam faring?

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-03 01:54 am UTC (link)
He's alright. Had some girlfriend troubles. I owe him a dinner. Haven't seen him in a while. [...] You should send him a message. On these things, he's here.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-03 02:06 am UTC (link)
Mentioning girlfriend troubles in the same five sentences as recommending I contact him is the opposite of subtle, Connor.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-03 02:19 am UTC (link)
Not one of my strong suits, to be fair.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-03 02:27 am UTC (link)
I could start crying, you know, because you've so little interest in me that you tried to give me away. It would be dreadfully feminine.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-03 11:51 pm UTC (link)
But not very like you.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-04 12:04 am UTC (link)
Perhaps I've become very feminine.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-04 01:16 am UTC (link)
I didn't say you weren't. I said for you to cry over my interest level wouldn't be like you.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-04 01:19 am UTC (link)
Perhaps I've become a phenomenal weeper.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-04 01:24 am UTC (link)
Maybe. Don't think so.

What are you doing in Vegas?

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-04 01:42 am UTC (link)
Oh, the regular, selling drugs and planning my takeover of the world.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-04 01:46 am UTC (link)
Your secret is safe with me.

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]signpost
2013-09-04 01:48 am UTC (link)
Shall I thank you when I get elected Chancellor?

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Re: dolores c/connor b
[info]chaoticduallife
2013-09-04 02:08 am UTC (link)
For not blackmailing you? Of course.

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Re: dolores c/connor b - [info]signpost, 2013-09-04 02:09 am UTC
Re: dolores c/connor b - [info]chaoticduallife, 2013-09-04 02:18 am UTC
Re: dolores c/connor b - [info]signpost, 2013-09-04 02:34 am UTC
Re: dolores c/connor b - [info]chaoticduallife, 2013-09-05 12:31 am UTC

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