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It's a Graves thing ([info]soundofwings) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2013-08-23 00:56:00

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Entry tags:death, delirium, riddler, stephanie brown

[Dell D., Public]
[Some point during the night/morning after meeting Eddie.]

[Dell D.]

Dell did you use all the motherfucking ice?


[Public]

Why do bitches always hit in the face? Goddamn.



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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-25 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, and now my face is swollen and fucking purple because you didn't have time to refill the goddamn ice.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-25 11:57 pm UTC (link)
My igloo takes offense to that!

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-25 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Your igloo can suck my dick. When I get punched in the face, I want ice for it!

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 12:02 am UTC (link)
The igloo said
"YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK"
But it said it in a shiver ghost voice in your mind.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 12:04 am UTC (link)
I'm going to dismantle the igloo and put it on my face. Ghost voice or not.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 12:05 am UTC (link)
"I want you inside me," says ghost igloo.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 12:09 am UTC (link)
Tell ghost igloo I left my strap on in my other purse. It'll have to wait for another day.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 12:13 am UTC (link)
The ghost igloo demands sexual sacrafice.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 12:16 am UTC (link)
The fucking ghost igloo is not getting any goddamn sexual sacrifice, Dell.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 12:29 am UTC (link)
You expect me to fucking say that to the ghost igloo?

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 12:29 am UTC (link)
Do you want me to?

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 12:33 am UTC (link)
It'll possess you with brain freeze and shrinkage, bewaaaaaare.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 12:35 am UTC (link)
A little brain freeze isn't going to kill me and might get my head to stop pounding. And I don't have to worry about shrinkage, so I'm really not worried about that part. Is there anything else you want me to tell it?

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 12:38 am UTC (link)
You think you don't have to worry about shrinkage. If the ghost igloo turns your arms into tic tacs you know your arms were really secret dicks. Tell it that hakuna matata is a wonderful phrase.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 12:41 am UTC (link)
I did a dick test on my arms the other day. I should be fine. Should I add that it ain't no passing craze, or does the ghost igloo already know that part?

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 12:43 am UTC (link)
Okay, cool. The ghost igloo knows everything. Except algebra. The ghost igloo says fuck algebra.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 12:45 am UTC (link)
Well shit, I have to agree with the ghost igloo on that one. Fuck algebra right up the ass.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 12:52 am UTC (link)
Algebra def likes anal.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 12:53 am UTC (link)
The dirty bitch. I bet you're right.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 12:54 am UTC (link)
What kind of kinky shit is geometry into?

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 01:14 am UTC (link)
Probably water sports. Seems like a geometry thing to piss on people.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 01:27 am UTC (link)
Definitely. Multiplication is into orgies.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 09:37 am UTC (link)
How could it not be? That's perfect.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]imaginaryfish
2013-08-26 07:16 pm UTC (link)
You know what else is perfect? Movie night.

You bring the whiskey, I'll bring the curry noodles.

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Re: Dell / Marta
[info]soundofwings
2013-08-26 07:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure the bar at work has a bottle I can swipe. I'll be there soon.

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