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Tweak says, "Sharkbait MOOHAAHAA"

It's a Graves thing (soundofwings) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-08-23 00:56:00

Entry tags:

death, delirium, riddler, stephanie brown

[Dell D., Public]
[Some point during the night/morning after meeting Eddie.]

[Dell D.]

Dell did you use all the motherfucking ice?

[Public]

Why do bitches always hit in the face? Goddamn.

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	Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 02:04 am UTC (link)
	[Maybe a day or so later.] I always assumed boob punches would be a lot more painful. You okay? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie soundofwings 2013-08-23 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh they are. But hitting in the face fucks up what you look like. I got a shiner taking up half my face it feels like. And a cut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Which is bad for business. I think we solved that riddle. This a work related injury? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie soundofwings 2013-08-23 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Wasn't a hard one, was it? Sort of? More a [...] co-worker related injury. At work, but you get the idea. Not a customer, it that's what you were asking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 02:13 am UTC (link)
	The easy ones are still fun. [...] Who? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie soundofwings 2013-08-23 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Good to know. Oh I bet if you think real hard you can figure it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 02:16 am UTC (link)
	[And he does think. Though not real hard. Don't be silly he's a genius.] Welp, I hope she likes retirement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie soundofwings 2013-08-23 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Fuck off with that. Shit gets real over customers that tip well. I could've stood up again the second I knew it was you, and I didn't. I'll heal up. Some guys like the bruised up look. I've rocked it before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, no she punched a girl over my money. I bet when I get home she's going to have my pet rabbit in a soup. That was a Fatal Attraction reference, you're not old enough to get it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie soundofwings 2013-08-23 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Once it leaves your hand it's not yours any more. Then it's ours. And I got your shitty movie reference. They used to play it all the time on the antenna channel at the top of the turn knob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 02:28 am UTC (link)
	She didn't beat you up because of the money I gave you. She beat you up because she's afraid she's not getting any more. I think that if they got someone hotter than Glenn Close for that movie, her crazy wouldn't have been such an issue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie soundofwings 2013-08-23 02:49 am UTC (link)
	To be perfectly fucking fair, she beat me up over both. I think you're missing the point of regulars. What, so like the hotter you are the crazier you can be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 02:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm not there for the boobs. Yeah, there's a whole graph system to go with it. I mean look at that ecstasy pixie that's been painting the town. I guarantee if she was hotter, people wouldn't be so pissed off about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Marta/Eddie

soundofwings
2013-08-23 03:04 am UTC (link)

You say that like you think it matters. Or that it's a bad thing. You sit there, you don't say awful shit, you're clean and smell good, you're not trying to get your dick in, and a girl ends up with good cash for her time. Now tell me again how she wasn't perfectly fucking justified in trying to fuck me up a little.

She's cute enough. The sorry fuckers at the bottom of your graph wish we could paint the town like she can.

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	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Jesus Christ, and you get on my case about acting like a battered wife. Do you want me to leave you alone when I'm at the office? So you don't get a matching shiner? They do. Jervis used to and he looked like a drowned rat. But, you know he got killed. I'm sure if he was a pretty girl he'd be running around asking people why a raven is like a writing desk again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Marta/Eddie

soundofwings
2013-08-23 09:28 am UTC (link)

Listen. You got [...] territory or whatever, in the shit that you do? Stuff that's got your name on it and no one else gets to touch? And everyone knows it and if they touch it anyway then you get to kick some ass? It's like that. And I'll be fine. Usually I hit back, but she caught me off-guard. Nina can suck my dick if she thinks a little bruise is going to stop me. ~~Could've done without her fucking rings, though, Jesus.~~

I don't know. Sounds pretty crazy. He'd have to be awfully pretty by your theory, right?

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	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 09:40 am UTC (link)
	Well, in that case I could use your help with something. Something that involves monetary gain. No, see, he wasn't pretty so he didn't get to live. Only the pretty ones get to live. Like me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie soundofwings 2013-08-23 09:45 am UTC (link)
	Ooh. You know I like the sound of green, daddy. Tell me all about this something you need help with. [...] You think you're pretty? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 09:51 am UTC (link)
	Please stop calling me that. A local gangster is being stingy with his goons. He knows once they go Arkham, they never go back. But, he has one goon that knows how to handle explosives and I need someone besides me that can. You flirt with him a little, I chat and then I get the goon and we all get paid. I know I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie soundofwings 2013-08-23 09:54 am UTC (link)
	Never. Ooh, goons. [...] So you're telling me I do what I do every day and I get extra cash? I don't know. Think you might be down here at the bottom of the graph with the rest of us. Better be careful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 10:00 am UTC (link)
	Too difficult to ask? I've been alive for a very long time. I can only assume it's because of my good looks and cunning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie soundofwings 2013-08-23 10:03 am UTC (link)
	Shut your fucking face. When and how much do you want me not to wear? Oh, a very long time? Like ages and ages? Admit it, you picked up that condom yourself, didn't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 10:12 am UTC (link)
	He likes exotic. That's actually true, yes. I thought the girl I was working with at the boardwalk wanted to take it to the next level. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie soundofwings 2013-08-23 10:14 am UTC (link)
	Ooooh, I get to haul out my fancy stuff? [...] What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Marta/Eddie riddlethem 2013-08-23 10:18 am UTC (link)
	I suggest headdresses. It's kind of a long story, but I'm a lot [...] older. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)