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Charlie Price (charlieprice) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2014-01-21 10:09:00

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lisa cuddy, ~bruce banner, ~greg house

Just a thought- maybe we are looking at this wrong. She had the baby as a pony. Are there any illnesses common in horses following a birth? Or something that would be dormant in a horse, but badly affect a human? Maybe we should be looking at equestrian medicine.

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psi_che_you_out
2014-01-21 12:07 pm UTC (link)

Wait, you lot are still working on her? And there's still no diagnosis? I would call you "idiots" but - well, my former boss is here for that, and has so much more fun with it, besides....!

Anyway's, well, that seems obvious enough a problem! I mean, let me Google it for "horse diseases" and get back to you, alright?

[Ten minutes later!]

No, sorry, I cannot find ANYTHING that would affect a human worse than a pony! I mean, I cannot find anything that would affect a human at all post-pony-birth....!

Although: I DO have a theory! I mean, horses tend to eat their placentas to replace blood volume and nutrients and such as, don't they? What if during the stint in Cartoon Pony land -- well - I think that it's possible that there wasn't a placenta to eat and thus- she's just suffering from blood loss and malnutrition after giving birth in that magical cartoon pony land, and then - coming back here, to the REAL world....!

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	charlieprice 2014-01-21 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	Right, maybe instead of calling us idiots you actually could come down here and help. We have obviously done blood tests for something so basic. Try again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psi_che_you_out 2014-01-21 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, sir... But I really have no idea, then...! I do have one question, before I come down to the ER to help: Is Gregory House working on this case too? Because I swore that I would never subject myself to another shibari bondage remark from his mouth! ~~It's part of why he's a "Former" boss of mine....!~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlieprice 2014-01-21 01:17 pm UTC (link)
	Are you really so unprofessional that you will refuse to treat a patient depending upon who is currently on shift? The patient is your priority. Leave your personal life at the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psi_che_you_out 2014-01-21 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, sir but - well - if House is there then- you don't really need me anyway's....! I mean, for serious: that man taught me everything I know about diagnostics - around the shibari bondage video cracks, of course! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenth_doc 2014-01-21 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'm no expert, but have you considered retained placenta? What are her symptoms? I'd be more than happy to come see if I can help. Quite good at diagnosing things and finding out what's wrong. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	charlieprice 2014-01-21 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	I think the midwife ruled it out, but I will check her file. It is more common in livestock, I believe. Good shout. Any help you can offer would be greatly appreciated. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenth_doc 2014-01-21 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	Common in livestock, yes, but not always obvious in equine. And if she gave birth as a horse and when reverted to human on coming back to the island... it could be harder to locate. If that's the case. Or maybe a rapture or tear or bruising? I can't really be sure without seeing her myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenth_doc 2014-01-21 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you humans could use a different mindset, and a different diagnosis tool. I happen to have both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)