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rare_fabulosity (rare_fabulosity) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-09-11 21:26:00

Entry tags:

!closed, applejack, ~rarity

Email to Applejack
Applejack, are you alright up there? I've been keeping busy at work or watching the children with Isabel and the others at the daycare. Arnold has been kind enough to watch over me at night and wake me if I should start to find myself injured. So far, I have been alright, but I'm dreadfully tired.

I have heard some say that beyond the door is safe from the nightmares. I hope you have gone. You need your rest for the baby. I won't hear a word of it otherwise and I will drag you there with myself! I have a handle on my magic, now. You'll be in for it!

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	applejack_ 2013-09-17 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know Rarity, what do you think I'm implyin'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-18 09:42 am UTC (link)
	AH! Do not make that face with me, miss! I believe you are trying to imply that I and not Opal find him perfect! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-18 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well maybe not just Opal. I'm sure if she's nice to him she's fond too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-18 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Hmph. He is quite gentle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-18 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Gentle with what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-18 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	His manner! Applejack keep your mind from that horrible gutter! Your mouth is hanging open and you look absolutely dreadful! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-18 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Rarity. I... Well I couldn't help it! I don't look that bad, do I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-18 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	No. Not hat bad. But I cannot believe you! I would never! Humph! Besides, Art is a gentlecolt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-18 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Art's a man sugarcube. He might be a gentle one but I reckon they all have needs. Mac found out right quick once he became one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-18 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	I do not think I fully understand. This is a human condition? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-19 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Well no it's not just humans. Monkeys, and Dolphins do it for the enjoyment too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-19 08:18 am UTC (link)
	I know we have discussed this, but I'm still not so sure how I feel about it... Regardless, Art is still a gentleman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-19 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	I reckon you might not, not till you experience some of it anyway. Though I dunno before me and Tony actually were intimate I kinda felt things that I hadn't before. But I had also spent like six months as a human beforehand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-19 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	I don't quite like this, Applejack. What sort of "things?" I have no idea what you are talking about. Not the faintest idea! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-19 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Well, what do you know about baby makin', Rarity? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-19 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Applejack. I am not the age of our little sisters. I know exactly what happens. A beautiful mare and a stunning stallion will get married in only the most magnificent ceremony. Then, when they are ready to have a family, they will have the most beautiful foal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-19 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Well, sometimes it doesn't exactly work in that order... But the in between the part that brings on the 'beautiful foal'. What do you know about that part? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh. Yes, Applejack. Don't be ridiculous. We all took the same lesson, and my parents are...well they do like us to be prepared. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 12:13 am UTC (link)
	This ain't easy to explain Rarity. I'm right tempted to tell you to google. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-20 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	I do not like Google anymore. Video Video Video Video Video Is this what you're talking about? I'm gonna tell the boys! I think you're far more devious because of that Tony than Art, or Logan! Hmph! Hahaha! For the record. I cannot unsee any of these. (For the record, they're all sexual related music videos. Not porn. But she did end up watching porn.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	Well sort of. Well, Logan might know, I think they're from the same place. And I've seen the movies Tony's in... I think he puts all his energy on me that he'd spread out on other women. But I like it. Well, they're useful when you've got that far. (<3 I love all of them ALL OF THEM. XD Did the porn horrify her?) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rare_fabulosity
2013-09-20 04:11 pm UTC (link)

I cannot unsee any of the things I have watched tonight--while Art is still sleeping, mind you. I hope he didn't hear, oh that would be awful. I would not even know what to say.

What if he heard?

This is the. Worst. Possible. Thing.

(Oh yes.
First she was like this.
Then she was like this.
And finally she was like this.

But a tiny part of her on the inside was like this. )

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	applejack_ 2013-09-20 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	He might have chuckled. I don't doubt. I know Tony had when he caught me. It isn't the worst. It just seems like it cause you're just seein' it. I ain't ever felt somethin' that felt so... there's no words for how good it feels Rarity. (XD Applejack is devious.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-20 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	I could not tell. Some of the sounds the women were making in other videos did not sound quite so pleasant....But what you are trying to tell me is that this is something humans enjoy doing? I can't quite say how I feel about this. (So devious lol) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I know you've noticed theres things you have as a human that you didn't as a Unicorn. It's those added bits that make it enjoyable. Though part of me wonders, now, if we woulda liked it as ponies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)