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Tweak says, "No wai!"

rare_fabulosity (rare_fabulosity) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-09-11 21:26:00

Entry tags:

!closed, applejack, ~rarity

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Applejack, are you alright up there? I've been keeping busy at work or watching the children with Isabel and the others at the daycare. Arnold has been kind enough to watch over me at night and wake me if I should start to find myself injured. So far, I have been alright, but I'm dreadfully tired.

I have heard some say that beyond the door is safe from the nightmares. I hope you have gone. You need your rest for the baby. I won't hear a word of it otherwise and I will drag you there with myself! I have a handle on my magic, now. You'll be in for it!

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	applejack_ 2013-09-20 12:13 am UTC (link)
	This ain't easy to explain Rarity. I'm right tempted to tell you to google. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-20 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	I do not like Google anymore. Video Video Video Video Video Is this what you're talking about? I'm gonna tell the boys! I think you're far more devious because of that Tony than Art, or Logan! Hmph! Hahaha! For the record. I cannot unsee any of these. (For the record, they're all sexual related music videos. Not porn. But she did end up watching porn.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	Well sort of. Well, Logan might know, I think they're from the same place. And I've seen the movies Tony's in... I think he puts all his energy on me that he'd spread out on other women. But I like it. Well, they're useful when you've got that far. (<3 I love all of them ALL OF THEM. XD Did the porn horrify her?) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rare_fabulosity
2013-09-20 04:11 pm UTC (link)

I cannot unsee any of the things I have watched tonight--while Art is still sleeping, mind you. I hope he didn't hear, oh that would be awful. I would not even know what to say.

What if he heard?

This is the. Worst. Possible. Thing.

(Oh yes.
First she was like this.
Then she was like this.
And finally she was like this.

But a tiny part of her on the inside was like this. )

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	applejack_ 2013-09-20 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	He might have chuckled. I don't doubt. I know Tony had when he caught me. It isn't the worst. It just seems like it cause you're just seein' it. I ain't ever felt somethin' that felt so... there's no words for how good it feels Rarity. (XD Applejack is devious.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-20 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	I could not tell. Some of the sounds the women were making in other videos did not sound quite so pleasant....But what you are trying to tell me is that this is something humans enjoy doing? I can't quite say how I feel about this. (So devious lol) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I know you've noticed theres things you have as a human that you didn't as a Unicorn. It's those added bits that make it enjoyable. Though part of me wonders, now, if we woulda liked it as ponies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-20 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Applejack. This place has made you an entirely new pony! I do not know you anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not a new pony... I just have experienced things that I hadn't back home is all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-20 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	Ponies do not do this sort of thing for fun. Though...I suppose we are not ponies...Why must this be so dreadfully complicated? All I want is somepony special and now I must do that? Ha, I do not think so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	You don't have to do it I guess. But you'd be missin' out on a whole lot of fun if you didn't. But.. How do we know they didn't? I mean just 'cause they didn't talk about it... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-20 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	If it is as good as you, do you not think there would be some sort of...media or information about it? These humans are clearly just filthy with all of this music! If you can call it that. Though I did like that "Madonna." She was very fashionable. Do you think I should with Art? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	Where would it be though? I mean I doubt it'd be in Twilight's library. It could be, but I doubt it. Maybe the library in Manehatten... Well if he wants to? I don't see why not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-20 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Aaah Manehattan! Of course. All of the most lavish ponies are there and of course they would be in on something. Our little Ponyville is clearly just too small! Well...I'll ask him when he wakes up. Problem solved. (WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AMY) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	As Mac would say eeeyup. There's no tellin' what ponies do behind closed doors that they don't talk about, though. Uh... Start out with kissin' first, then work up to the other stuff. (Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha I regret NOTHING) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-20 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	I have already kissed him. Clearly by the logic of these videos I only need to have done that once~ (Haha Friends moment I think now Rarity is just playing wise ass.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah but generally it's in the same few minutes of startin' somethin' intimate. (o.o Street clopers, just came to mind.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-20 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Well...we'll see. I am not quite sure how to ask such a thing in the first place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-20 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	It's not really about askin' so much as it is about hands in the right places. That's why it's good to start with kissin' first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-21 08:41 am UTC (link)
	Curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-21 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Follow your instinct Rarity. It'll come when the kissin' gets just right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-21 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	He is very good...not that I have much comparison to go off of. I do like it. Haha! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-21 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Well! It's good to know that you like it already then. hehe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-21 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	I do. Oh, I'm nervous! I think he's waking up. What do I say? I've never had to be this alluring! The stallions always just...fawned over me without me having to do anything! I don't know how to do this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-22 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Where are you? What are you doing? What are you wearing? Um um um... He's going to smell a bit, after he's slept. His breath probably especially. Ignore it, it's not as bad as it would seem. If he kisses you... kiss him back. And uh, carefully lightly stroke your fingers through his hair to encourage him to make it deeper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)